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Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



It's Wednesday and you know what that means! Tonight is from the BOK* Center in Tulsa OK!


https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1760356206865166374?s=20

In a Trios match, the AEW World Champion Samoa Joe teams with number one contender Swerve Strickland and "The Machine" Brian Cage to take on the other number one contender "Hangman" Adam Page****, the FTW World Champion HOOK, and "The Whole F'N Show" Rob Van Dam!

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1760333561264283840?s=20

In a tag team battle that's been brewing for weeks now, FTR will square off with The Blackpool Combat Club's Jon Moxley and Claudio Castagnoli! FTR lives by the creed of "No Flips, Just Fists", but how will they contend with a team that's even more adept at using their fists?*****

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1760378859591979236?s=20

The AEW Women's World Champion "Timeless" Toni Storm will be in action tonight, and you know she's looking to make an [INSERT FILMMAKING REFERENCE HERE] ahead of her upcoming defense against "The Virtousa" Deonna Purrazzo at REVOLUTION!

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1760412829973184723?s=20

And speaking of "The Virtousa", Deonna Purrazzo will also be in competition tonight!


Also, don't be surprised if a couple of other matches are announced after this thread is posted!******




*BOK! BOK! BOK!**
**I'm totally going to run this into the ground***
***BOK! BOK! BOK!
****With his new 'stache, Page should start billing himself as "Magnum" Adam Page. Just a shame Tully Blanchard is no longer with AEW.
*****BOK! BOK! BOK!
******Or do be surprised. Listen, I'm not here to tell you how to live your lives. You do you, just don't be a dick.

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Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



BOK! BOK! BOK!

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