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TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

got an anniversary coming up. hoping to make it sparkle, but i am old and therefore super out of the loop. classic playlist in reserve of course. could always use a bit of spice though. save me from my geriatric complacency GBS. you’re my only hope

setting the vibe with this one. starting to get up there in those years but it’s still perfect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muY-3Ot8Vcs

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Fighting Elegy
Jan 2, 2007
I do not masturbate; I FIGHT!
Fish Out Of Water by Chris Squire is probably the only progressive rock album you can maybe listen to while having sex. Maybe.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BI_k6GoQd10

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Fighting Elegy posted:

Fish Out Of Water by Chris Squire is probably the only progressive rock album you can maybe listen to while having sex. Maybe.

got that time to gently caress playlist covered. old enough on all counts for those neural pathways to be set in stone

that aside, ain’t nothing sexy about musicians with wikipedia articles. decommodified love only please :woof:

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69fPof-ZTnU

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAwyWkksXuo

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022


nope


and nope

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
Octopus's Garden will get anyone in the right mood. Just try to not wanna perform the eclectic passions of Christ after that poo poo.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

letting me down here GBS. perhaps this was a terrible idea?

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

TrashMammal posted:

letting me down here GBS. perhaps this was a terrible idea?

Making an esoteric thread in which you immediately invalidate any posts based on some stupid arbitrary criteria? Yea it was a terrible idea.

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
No wiki articles, I don't want music that artists are trying to sell lmao

Sounds like you want bad music.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
i was gonna give some suggestions in earnest but i listened to 15 seconds of the song you posted and i really dont think you deserve sex

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


All of ninja sex party

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

Grey Cat posted:

All of ninja sex party

They definitely have a wiki page.

https://soundcloud.com/syntaxfunction/not-whats-sexy

Here you go, a lovely song by a nobody who definitely has no wiki page (it's me).

You can play it but you're not allowed to have sex to it or I demand $3000 in royalties. These are my conditions.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

free hubcaps posted:

Making an esoteric thread in which you immediately invalidate any posts based on some stupid arbitrary criteria? Yea it was a terrible idea.

you were a terrible idea

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2TaAcwC_zI

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wV40ckVxG5M

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


syntaxfunction posted:

They definitely have a wiki page.

https://soundcloud.com/syntaxfunction/not-whats-sexy

Here you go, a lovely song by a nobody who definitely has no wiki page (it's me).

You can play it but you're not allowed to have sex to it or I demand $3000 in royalties. These are my conditions.

Wasn't in the op so didn't apply.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

syntaxfunction posted:

They definitely have a wiki page.

https://soundcloud.com/syntaxfunction/not-whats-sexy

Here you go, a lovely song by a nobody who definitely has no wiki page (it's me).

You can play it but you're not allowed to have sex to it or I demand $3000 in royalties. These are my conditions.

this is acceptable

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QvlCypWpD0

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

Okay I'll make a little bit of effort. Spoiler'd so a bunch of YouTube links don't embed. Maybe you'll like something in here.

https://youtu.be/UOf6N_t69JQ?feature=shared
https://youtu.be/Lx42m3iYH2w?feature=shared
https://youtu.be/EbWT8UKi7gE?feature=shared
https://youtu.be/1wgbopXilpk?feature=shared
https://youtu.be/P4J3Z9xgjWQ?feature=shared
https://youtu.be/0gqfJhN44ds?feature=shared
https://youtu.be/_RiNj-Ye0qQ?feature=shared
https://youtu.be/nvKfla9SD2k?feature=shared
https://youtu.be/TTL6zRf3rOY?feature=shared
https://youtu.be/WzCIn2dtJMY?feature=shared
https://youtu.be/2ZfcZEIo6Bw?feature=shared
https://youtu.be/9JvP4URRlDE?feature=shared

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAwyWkksXuo

I gently caress to this song and this song only.

Edit: gently caress, beaten.

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression
I don't want to be obvious but,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JDiGU2Z5Wc

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

better this than the third cbat posting

comforthawk
Apr 15, 2018

this one's for if you need to get the deed finished up in a hurry
like if you left the kroger mini quiche duo in the air fryer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tvYMsWTov4

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFa3rUm6wtY

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPuvQWuClnw

Froghammer
Sep 8, 2012

Khajit has wares
if you have coin

Smugworth posted:

you were a terrible idea
Your avatar looks like poo poo.

Also please enjoy Muskrat Love

Froghammer
Sep 8, 2012

Khajit has wares
if you have coin

Froghammer posted:

Your avatar looks like poo poo.

Debunk This!
Apr 12, 2011


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AyT9NQo6fg

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

Wet
Are you looking for cool music to gently caress to or cool music to set a romantic mood for the evening. Be specific weirdo

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


comforthawk posted:

this one's for if you need to get the deed finished up in a hurry
like if you left the kroger mini quiche duo in the air fryer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tvYMsWTov4

Yo, I'd gently caress to this.

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

how can you gently caress to anything less than 190 bpm

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

EVERY NIGHT IN MY DREAMS

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

fuk 2 dis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ1eT7QNm9g

Tokelau All Star
Feb 23, 2008

THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TV49MerPUb8

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


bossy lady posted:

how can you gently caress to anything less than 190 bpm

120bpm is for the warmup not the climax.

TK8325
Sep 22, 2014



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uk_ilymWo4s

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
I only climax to scary piano music, hth

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bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

gently caress to this on loop and never cum:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wp3rzAdwT8

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