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Should have thrown him into an aquarium full of adult snapping turtles as revenge
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2024 04:42 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 16:43 |
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My Teacher Is an Alien was always the superior choice in that specific niche of grade school book bus fiction:
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2024 17:11 |
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Also of note are the unusual amount of children's books featuring cool rodents: I remember grabbing this one in like, 3rd grade and being surprised at how incredibly-gory it was for something on the same bookshelf as Captain Underpants: iirc, the first chapter opens with a sanitation worker having his eyes eaten-out in graphic detail
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2024 21:27 |
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Another pivotal part of my childhood was tracking down and reading as many "Choose Your Own Adventure" books that I could get my hands on. The Goosebumps ones were probably my favorite. Nothing R.L. Stine loved more than burning children alive with volcanoes and evil curses.
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2024 02:02 |