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ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog
Should have thrown him into an aquarium full of adult snapping turtles as revenge

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ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog
My Teacher Is an Alien was always the superior choice in that specific niche of grade school book bus fiction:

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog
Also of note are the unusual amount of children's books featuring cool rodents:





I remember grabbing this one in like, 3rd grade and being surprised at how incredibly-gory it was for something on the same bookshelf as Captain Underpants:


iirc, the first chapter opens with a sanitation worker having his eyes eaten-out in graphic detail

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog
Another pivotal part of my childhood was tracking down and reading as many "Choose Your Own Adventure" books that I could get my hands on. The Goosebumps ones were probably my favorite.



Nothing R.L. Stine loved more than burning children alive with volcanoes and evil curses.

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