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Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004


Farg posted:

does anyone remember a book that was about a kid who played football and was good at jumping, but it turns out he was like an alien and was floating above his bed while he slept. at one point he jump/flys to an alien ship. at the end of the book he is playing football and scores the big touchdown

I don't, but this is the type of young adult fiction that I can respect. Just crazy poo poo strung together

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Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004


skasion posted:

The fourth Wrinkle in Time book is the craziest imo. The twins get teleported into the buildup to Noah’s flood where there’s dwarf mammoth, manticore that says “onions”, they get in a throuple with Noah’s granddaughter because shirts haven’t been invented yet, meanwhile a bunch of Tanith Lee-assed fallen angels are vamping around trying to gently caress with everything. There are also pontifications on the sexual import of red hair

I thought you were just bullshitting, but I checked and that's a pretty accurate plot summary. Welp

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