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Escape From Noise

Looking for a judgement free zone where I can practice my trick pissing. The kind I can't sit down for.

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Feb 22, 2024 14:47

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# ? May 13, 2024 18:25

nut

u got pants right

# ? Feb 22, 2024 15:05

Escape From Noise

nut posted:

u got pants right

Depends on the trick

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Feb 22, 2024 15:07

Escape From Noise

Working on my single hand, over the shoulder, back of the lid shot.

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Feb 22, 2024 15:21

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Folks don't appreciate how difficult it is to change colors mid-stream.

# ? Feb 22, 2024 16:03

Escape From Noise

Buttchocks posted:

Folks don't appreciate how difficult it is to change colors mid-stream.

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Feb 22, 2024 23:01

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Buttchocks posted:

Folks don't appreciate how difficult it is to change colors mid-stream.

# ? Feb 22, 2024 23:02

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

free lesson for all the amateurs ITT:

The Thirsty Bird:

dip ur dingus in the terlet water and piss silently. that is all :tipshat:

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? Feb 22, 2024 23:07

google THIS

So why is this trick called the "stalefish" again?

Oh

(covers nose)

Oh God

# ? Feb 23, 2024 01:02

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

BAM! Straight through the foil like it's not even there. Now let's try it with the ballistic gel.

# ? Feb 23, 2024 01:14

DoomCroissant: Roll D3 for Delicious Flaky Crust

i'm not much for that fancy tinkling, but i respect a person who follows their dream

# ? Feb 23, 2024 03:36

Visions of Valerie: Come this autumn, we'll be miles away...

Buttchocks posted:

BAM! Straight through the foil like it's not even there. Now let's try it with the ballistic gel.

# ? Feb 23, 2024 20:51

nut

Buttchocks posted:

Now let's try it with the ballistic gel.

Doug Marcaida: ...it will kill

# ? Feb 23, 2024 23:06

google THIS

OK watch this. Off three rails and into the corner pocket. This trick is so sick last time I did it I got kicked out of the pool hall

(unzips)

(other patrons murmur uneasily)

See? It's started already

# ? Feb 23, 2024 23:11

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

I have no regrets about getting the ice dispenser installed.

# ? Feb 23, 2024 23:34

Sarah Cenia: Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me

been working on my golgo 13 (pissing through the little gap between the stall door and frame)

might hit em with the sonic the hedgehog (pissing into the TP dispenser, loop the loop, into the bowl)

thanks deep dish peat moss and big black turnout!!

# ? Feb 24, 2024 15:06

Mac Tonight: aw yeah tahts it man

after several days the tank is filled. wait til you see what happens to the next person who tries to flush

# ? Feb 24, 2024 15:21

RavenousScoot

yes I am sitting down to pee

what's the trick you ask? go to the next stall and watch the color of the water

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
Previous:

code:

https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher

# ? Feb 24, 2024 16:27

Dumb Sex-Parrot: Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep

Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster

Dares Box Trump

writing my name in the snow except it's a forged signature

thank you Saoshyantx4, Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss for the excellent signature

# ? Feb 24, 2024 17:40

RavenousScoot

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

writing my name in the snow except it's a forged signature

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
Previous:

code:

https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher

# ? Feb 24, 2024 17:44

baka of lathspell

Buttchocks posted:

BAM! Straight through the foil like it's not even there. Now let's try it with the ballistic gel.

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

writing my name in the snow except it's a forged signature

^{join dork order}
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# ? Feb 25, 2024 23:19

Happy Hippo: The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Batman's Shameful Secret > BSS Derailed Thread: Spider-Island

pee out ur butt

# ? Feb 27, 2024 01:33

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

expert urethral control to write my name not in cursive, but in comic sans.

# ? Feb 27, 2024 02:09

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

gently caress it, we're doing 5 streams!

# ? Feb 27, 2024 03:31

Escape From Noise

Standing in the waiting room doing my stretches and relaxation techniques.

"I'm gonna nail this piss test!"

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 06:58 on Feb 27, 2024

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Feb 27, 2024 06:46

nut

no i won't tell you how i land it in the toilet every time

# ? Feb 27, 2024 20:53

Stoner Sloth

Escape From Noise posted:

Standing in the waiting room doing my stretches and relaxation techniques.

"I'm gonna nail this piss test!"

when you have achieved true mastery you won't need to even leave your house to deliver a piss sample to your doctor

# ? Feb 28, 2024 07:06

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Somewhere, the contents of a toilet's water begins to darken slightly yellow as I telepiss into it. I need to drink more water...

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

# ? Mar 2, 2024 12:03

google THIS

My opponent grins triumphantly at me as his piss hits the dead center of the bullseye

His smile vanishes when my piss splits his piss in two

# ? Mar 2, 2024 16:54

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

google THIS posted:

My opponent grins triumphantly at me as his piss hits the dead center of the bullseye

His smile vanishes when my piss splits his piss in two

lol

# ? Mar 2, 2024 19:30

Macnult

stepping away from the competition scene to spend my days as a soul pisser

# ? Mar 2, 2024 22:00

google THIS

Macnult posted:

stepping away from the competition scene to spend my days as a soul pisser

Hey pisser, soul pisser
Betta get that dough pisser

# ? Mar 2, 2024 22:08

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

google THIS posted:

My opponent grins triumphantly at me as his piss hits the dead center of the bullseye

His smile vanishes when my piss splits his piss in two

# ? Mar 2, 2024 23:28

Ass-penny

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Somewhere, the contents of a toilet's water begins to darken slightly yellow as I telepiss into it. I need to drink more water...

mods name change me to telepissy please

thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

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# ? Mar 3, 2024 20:53

RavenousScoot

practicing a new technique that fills it into someone else's bladder

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
Previous:

code:

https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher

# ? Mar 4, 2024 01:12

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

anyone can write their name in cursive on a fence. i'm on that serif print poo poo.

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# ? Mar 4, 2024 05:01

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Witness as I piss in this top hat. Madam, could you please confirm that the hat is full of piss? Now behold, the hat is empty! But what's this? A dove! Tell me good sir, what do you see in the dove's mouth? Sir, could you look at that playing card and tell the audience whether that is the card you were thinking of? Oh my, the ten of clubs is pissing everywhere! Thank you, please tip your waitress.

# ? Mar 4, 2024 06:21

Chrs

# ? Mar 4, 2024 11:14

alexandriao

Sarah Cenia posted:

been working on my golgo 13 (pissing through the little gap between the stall door and frame)

might hit em with the sonic the hedgehog (pissing into the TP dispenser, loop the loop, into the bowl)

its important to make sure nobody uses the door while you're trying to piss through the gap

Too much is always not enough!

(Thanks to tvsveryown for the spring sig!)

# ? Mar 4, 2024 11:27

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# ? May 13, 2024 18:25

Happy Hippo: The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Batman's Shameful Secret > BSS Derailed Thread: Spider-Island

Chrs posted:

thirsty bird lmao

# ? Mar 4, 2024 22:53

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