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syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
Parsnip Stilton.

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git apologist
Jun 4, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
it was hosed up that she pretended to be black but i think its dumb she got fired from her teaching job for having an onlyfans, who gives a poo poo

Zero VGS
Aug 16, 2002
ASK ME ABOUT HOW HUMAN LIVES THAT MADE VIDEO GAME CONTROLLERS ARE WORTH MORE
Lipstick Apathy

git apologist posted:

it was hosed up that she pretended to be black but i think its dumb she got fired from her teaching job for having an onlyfans, who gives a poo poo

It's hard to take anyone seriously after they show you their butthole OP. That goes for both these two.

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
everyone has a butthole op. i’ve seen both my kids’ and my wife’s butthole many many times and have nothing but respect for them

i think you need to reflect on the nature of being that you can’t incopoate faecal locomotion with someone’s essential value as a human intellect

Zero VGS
Aug 16, 2002
ASK ME ABOUT HOW HUMAN LIVES THAT MADE VIDEO GAME CONTROLLERS ARE WORTH MORE
Lipstick Apathy

git apologist posted:

everyone has a butthole op

Everyone has them, and they all stink. Much like opinions. YOUR OPINIONS gotem!

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

Zero VGS posted:

Everyone has them, and they all stink. Much like opinions. YOUR OPINIONS gotem!

i can’t come back from this

Thunder Bear
Jul 27, 2009

fig. 0143


Seems like a cool chick.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Hell yeah love Paris

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

shes a.... well, wizard master just got probed for saying it so you can simply fill in the blanks

The Loin King
Feb 16, 2017

Check out this goddamned cat
More of a Detroit Econolodge man myself

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Top notch Amber Sweet for sure. That whole movie was loving beautiful.

SilvergunSuperman posted:

One more time, she had a sexual predator teacher try to make a move on her in her early teens.

LOL RICH BITCH, SUCK IT UP ALREADY!

hi teenage sexual abuse survivor here, your posts seem to suggest that people who've been through that particular trauma are immune from criticism, which is wrong, and also comes off like you think abuse survivors are delicate little spun glass figurines who need protection from Noble Paladins such as yourself which is, I hate to use the word, gross.

Maybe just shut up and let people dunk on the millionaire who got famous for being a famous millionaire

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Her kid has like a three gallon head which is pretty cool

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Paris is pretty cool and if you disagree you’re probably not seine

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Her real name is Mobile. Paris is a character she created to help market her family's hotel chain.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hw_1DJMsncY

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

lol Paris owns ngl

She got paid to be an rear end in a top hat and laughed all the way to the bank

I love hearing dudes that struggle at menial jobs poo poo on her and the kardashians for being dumb or whatever. Like they didn’t see a market and then exploit it

Meanwhile they tune in to Joe Rogan talking about huffing alligator cloacas to go pump iron and simp over him

Worf fucked around with this message at 16:23 on Feb 23, 2024

Cryomancer
Jan 22, 2005

Indeed.

Ralph Hurley posted:

Her cooking show on YouTube was funny as poo poo. I don’t know if she did more than one episode but the one I saw she made lasagna. She wanders around her huge kitchen half assedly scooping ingredients into a dish, sometimes with a tiny dog under her arm and letting her long blonde hair dangle into the mixing bowl.

I came here to say the same thing. I loved that show!!!

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Worf posted:

lol Paris owns ngl

She got paid to be an rear end in a top hat and laughed all the way to the bank

shes definitely emblematic of american culture, thats for sure

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

shes definitely emblematic of american culture, thats for sure

Your posts always remind me of returning to a room I deeply farted in like 30 minutes prior

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Worf posted:

Your posts always remind me of returning to a room I deeply farted in like 30 minutes prior

Lol get his rear end

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

GBS is angered and confused by women. A tale as old as time.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


syntaxfunction posted:

Parsnip Stilton.

holy toledo

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Worf posted:

Your posts always remind me of returning to a room I deeply farted in like 30 minutes prior

lmao

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

NFT salesman is how I know her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zi12wrh5So

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!


my mount rushmore is tom brady, david ortiz, paris hilton

Cassette Moodcore
May 4, 2022

Her kid looks like a real life stewie griffin

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

:gas:

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

I saw Paris hiltons game cube in highschool

The Loin King
Feb 16, 2017

Check out this goddamned cat

Worf posted:

Your posts always remind me of returning to a room I deeply farted in like 30 minutes prior

lmao

BeastOfTheEdelwood
Feb 27, 2023

Led through the mist, by the milk-light of moon, all that was lost is revealed.

Worf posted:

Paris is pretty cool and if you disagree you’re probably not seine

Underappreciated post, imo.

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


Paris Hilton is all right, but her greatest contribution to modern culture was serving as the inspiration for the Ayesha Erotica track That's Hot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pX12RG_3Tys

Zero VGS
Aug 16, 2002
ASK ME ABOUT HOW HUMAN LIVES THAT MADE VIDEO GAME CONTROLLERS ARE WORTH MORE
Lipstick Apathy

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

I saw Paris hiltons game cube in highschool

That was the Fun Box, not the Game Cube.

fake edit: Nintendo Shaved Pube

Soapy_Bumslap
Jun 19, 2013

We're gonna need a bigger chode
Grimey Drawer
Look at any given time there is only enough room in my heart for one insanely wealthy white woman who looks like a stickbug, and that is currently Taylor

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Pretty sure the Kardashians had her killed many years ago

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I don't blame Paris, I blame America.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Thunder Bear posted:



Seems like a cool chick.

Ugh thin eyebrows and skinny elbows

NEXT

Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.
Are we still doing the AARRRGH WHY WOMAN RICH???? thing?

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
The Simple life was twenty years ago I'm honestly surprised anyone remembers her because until this thread I sure didn't.

I wonder what other flash celebs from twenty or thirty years ago are ruminating and living rent free in goon heads?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

syntaxfunction posted:

The Simple life was twenty years ago I'm honestly surprised anyone remembers her because until this thread I sure didn't.

I wonder what other flash celebs from twenty or thirty years ago are ruminating and living rent free in goon heads?

James Van Der Beek

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





now you're speaking my language

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hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Stex T posted:

Are we still doing the AARRRGH WHY WOMAN RICH???? thing?

oh for sure

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