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syntaxfunction posted:The Simple life was twenty years ago I'm honestly surprised anyone remembers her because until this thread I sure didn't. I think about Jesse Camp from MTV once every couple of years. Just looked him up, he's two months younger than I am, jeez. And also alive somehow.
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Remember Puck?
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syntaxfunction posted:The Simple life was twenty years ago I'm honestly surprised anyone remembers her because until this thread I sure didn't.
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i like nice words
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Her sex tape was underwhelming. White balance completely off. Consumer-rear end recording equipment getthefuckouttahere
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Stex T posted:Are we still doing the AARRRGH WHY WOMAN RICH???? thing? Unironically yes. Ain't no war but the class war.
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Literally A Person posted:James Van Der Beek James Van Der Beek moved to Texas because California isn't free
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Yo she drove (drives?) the baddest loving Lexus ever Boss move regardless of anything else
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:oh for sure dl lol
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i liked her in genetic opera and i hope she is in white chicks 2. i never got the hate for her other then being rich. its the same hate twilight got boybands got and britney got. anything teen girls like is automatically bad in american public conciousness
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Did anyone ever confirm whether the thing about Paris Hilton secretly being into ham radio or whatever was true?
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Literally A Person posted:James Van Der Beek *horny Don Pardo voice* JAMES VAN DER BEEK
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Mons Hubris posted:Did anyone ever confirm whether the thing about Paris Hilton secretly being into ham radio or whatever was true? that would be cool af
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Thanks for reminding me to jerk off to her porn again, it's been like 20 years
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"Why is it called WalMart, do they sell walls?" --Paris Hilton
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Haptical Sales Slut posted:Ugh thin eyebrows and skinny elbows Haptical Sales Slut posted:Her sex tape was underwhelming. White balance completely off. Consumer-rear end recording equipment getthefuckouttahere 
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I get the hate for rich people but quite frankly I don’t think Paris Hilton is really all that deserving of it. Like she pretty much just lives the high life but isn’t like buying senators and actively trying to turn the country into a straight white theocracy.
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i just want to tie her to a railroad track, like completely enveloped in a cocoon of rope with a dainty bow on top, then wait for the 5 o'clock steam express all Dirk Dastardly style twirling my cartoonishly long thin moustache whilst cackling gleefully
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If me and Paris Hilton were in a barbed-wire ropes flaming chair match, she wouldn't stand a loving chance.
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Literally A Person posted:If me and Paris Hilton were in a barbed-wire ropes flaming chair match, she wouldn't stand a loving chance. I think you meant flaming cheetoh
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Worf posted:I think you meant flaming cheetoh Sounds like someone wants to step into the squared circle.
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Fartington Butts posted:How are her DJ skillz only question that ever matters
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This person was right all along though
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