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Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

its 90 degrees out

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Flavor Bear
Jan 13, 2008

Bear Love is Best Love
whatever

remembertorelax
Aug 16, 2023
Yeah so then I pretty much told the principal to get screwed and I walked right out. And like man I don't even really care. They can't be doing that kind of poo poo you know? I think it might be illegal. Like someone had to stand up and call bullshit. You should have seen their face man. It was like they didn't even know what to do because they knew I was right and there wasn't even anything they could say. Like they can't call my parents because I was right and if that principal tried to say anything everyone would just know they're a freaking idiot.

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

yap yap yap

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal

Worf posted:

*flips up collar*

flicks cigarette at you

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Wizard Master

Zero VGS
Aug 16, 2002
ASK ME ABOUT HOW HUMAN LIVES THAT MADE VIDEO GAME CONTROLLERS ARE WORTH MORE
Lipstick Apathy

Worf posted:

yap yap yap

Busts into the thread: "chirp chirp chirp"

:nws: :nms:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDBhfarvZpE&t=100s

Edgiest movie ever, from the guy who gave Lowtax [additional] brain damage

Zero VGS fucked around with this message at 10:43 on Feb 25, 2024

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
*lites a cigarette with his cigarette and puts the old cigarette behind his ear still lit* heh... ur probebly wonderin who iam. todays your lucky day... or should i say unlucky... i only revel my identity to people i know wont be alive to tell enyon *drawers whiptana it's a katerna that is a whip its mega sharp its made of ivory from anelephant he kiled with his hands after it stampt his dad* my names ebonywhip the blade and u made the worest mistake of ur life. ur an elphant and it time... to truncate ur life TRUNK SLICER!!!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

*makes hand talking motion sarcastically

databasic
Jan 8, 2024

Revins posted:

*gets really stoned, makes a thread and forgets about it until 2 days later* :cool:

this but just drunk these days :smug:

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Revins posted:

*climbing up a really tall vertical rock formation*

hufff... huff..my god am I gonna look so loving *cough* cool when I get to the top of *wheeze* this. it's a full *huff huff wheeze* loving moon and I neeeeed to pose in front of it

Same but it's a wall and I make a lady cum when I climb it

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

whatever

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viaTT859Yk0

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Flicks a fentanyl at u

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

sebmojo posted:

Flicks a fentanyl at u

whateveah

Gatto Grigio
Feb 9, 2020

sebmojo posted:

Flicks a fentanyl at u

*lands within 10ft of a cop*


cop: *dies*

les enfants Terrific!
Dec 12, 2008
Tch...

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Live me loife on tha fuckin edge oval office

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

*turns bidet to coldest setting*

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Yeah, I still use gay as a negative descriptor. :smuggo:

Oh and that think you like a lot? IT SUCKS!

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
As domain admin I can grant myself access to basically everything. Sure, that stuff gets logged but as domain admin I can just wipe the logs

cptInsane0
Apr 11, 2007

...and a clown with no head
I'm a sheepdog alpha grey man and my wife didn't leave me.

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Grey Cat posted:

Yeah, I still use gay as a negative descriptor. :smuggo:

Oh and that think you like a lot? IT SUCKS!

this was so funny i forgot to laugh

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
I killed like fifty ninja police offices and blew up a school, cos I'm just cool like that :cool:

*It was in a video game, but like one of those cool violent video games my mom keeps telling me off for playing.

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast
pygmies can't dunk

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



I like to kill.

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

Grey Cat posted:

Yeah, I still use gay as a negative descriptor. :smuggo:

:worship:

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Worf posted:

this was so funny i forgot to laugh

I don't care :smug:

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

blow it out your rear end

DrSolomonScratch
Jun 16, 2023
I spent my Christmas money on BudK Katanas, I'm basically a Ninja Assassin now.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
My parents are dead!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Toss off, coppah

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
check this out... gently caress :cool:

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
SHUT da gently caress UP!

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Help I'm a rectangular prism

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I'm in a posting crew

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
There was a girl in college that was pretty good looking; would get hit on all the time. Some dude was being creepy and aggressive trying to hit on her non-stop at a party. She told him she wasn't interested. He persisted and eventually grabbed her arm. She reached to her back pocket very noticeably and said, "Let go or I will knife you". Dude let go, left the party 5 minutes later. Funny part is, she did not have a knife.

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

Internetjack posted:

There was a girl in college that was pretty good looking; would get hit on all the time. Some dude was being creepy and aggressive trying to hit on her non-stop at a party. She told him she wasn't interested. He persisted and eventually grabbed her arm. She reached to her back pocket very noticeably and said, "Let go or I will knife you". Dude let go, left the party 5 minutes later. Funny part is, she did not have a knife.

nice story, dweebenheimer *dumps slurpee over your head*

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop

Junk posted:

nice story, dweebenheimer *dumps slurpee over your head*

*knifes you*

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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
I watched Cannibal Holocaust and I Spit On Your Grave on the same day and I hardly cried at all!

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