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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Kevlar v2.0 posted:

The Cubs sent 10 batters to the plate and scored 6 runs in their first spring training inning.

The Cubs are BACK.

matt mervis has a New Swing

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Cody

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


springtime for Cody and wrigleyville

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Brandon Crawford to St. Louis

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


https://x.com/stlcardscov/status/1762647701244559590?s=20

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


https://x.com/kevindoellman/status/1768673332742787221?s=20

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


The St. Louis Cardinals are still heavily favored to win the division.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Sydin posted:

I genuinely don't see how unless every other team's young guys eat total poo poo. The Cardinals rotation is loving dogshit outside of Gray, the bullpen is okay...ish and they're relying on a a 32 year old and a 36 year old bouncing back to MVP form to carry the offense. Do they have any even remotely exciting young guys? I guess Walker and Winn?

Like I get it I've been watching this division for a long time to and I realize counting the Cardinals out at any point is an exercise in madness - they could run out a team of 60 year old paraplegics and they'd still probably take the season series off the Cubs - but even in a soft division I just don't see how they float to the top unless every other team just totally falls flat on its face.

tell that to PECOTA and Las Vegas

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


confirmed: PCA is getting on The Juice and is going to hit 40 dingers this year
https://x.com/ScottyChags/status/1768776681635057718?s=20

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


if the cubs are going to have a roid guy in camp telling guys how to roid up and hit dingers it should be sammy dammit

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004




here's the interview with Sosa
https://wgntv.com/video/wgn-exclusive-sammy-sosa-talks-life-relationship-with-ricketts-and-reconnecting-with-the-cubs/9522307/

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


https://x.com/JohnDenton555/status/1769072403441730023?s=20

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


the chicago white sox have signed Tony Snell

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


I like that there's a bunch of meaningless games, love to go to a game in June and not really get too bummed if they lose. You can't have playoff intensity 100 times, need some lazy dogshit games.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Regular season baseball is for drinking beers and eating nachos in the sunshine enjoying watching the pajama men bop around on the basepaths and the postseason is for a series of insane emotional meltdowns.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


https://x.com/MagicJohnson/status/1770500600008212651?s=20

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Rmembering the guy who posted here who was an interpreter on the Brewers, sounded like a cool gig.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


toy would never!

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


my experience as a sports fan is if the generational superstar that plays for your team has an insane gambling addiction it loving rules and your team wins all of the time.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


lol if you're not just searching the thread for posts that contain the word "mervis"

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


IcePhoenix posted:

Let's talk about some real news that could shake the core of the MLB

https://twitter.com/RaysPR/status/1770843255019565105

(Sean Connery voice) welcome... to Joe Rock

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004



man, I thought the Boat Man would have a shot at making it this year, although I guess if he's on the 40 he can't really be sent down again.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Poque posted:

Counsell sending Smyly to the pen even with Taillon's injury. Wicks and Assad rounding out the rotation.

Hell yeah, love the soft tossing change-up goon and the no strikeout contact king.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


One disappointment is that we're not getting the Oops! All Lefties and Kyle Hendricks rotation.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


does lorenzen still pinch hit

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


every time i see j.d. martinez i think about this guy

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


wow that must be the end of the Pat Wisdom Era. RIP to P-Wizzy, a man who hit some of the biggest fuckin' dingers I've ever seen but also swings that hard at air more often.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Popete posted:

They just signed Wisdom to a 1 year deal so maybe a platoon bat?

oh i missed that, i was too busy posting about our lord and savior boo buie

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


please no one get mad at me but i am going to post about shohei doing michael jordan-style gambling for the foreseeable future because it is very funny to mre

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


remembering when that golf hustler jordan owed all that money to released his book and then imagining that instead it's a 14 year old who kept beating shohei at fortnight

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


shohei and betts having a 7 minute fight in a parking lot because ohtani keeps demanding that mookie hits ok on a 7 game march madness parlay in his draft kings app

R.D. Mangles fucked around with this message at 17:36 on Mar 23, 2024

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


ippei is in deep to the Dojima clan

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


https://x.com/PWSullivan/status/1771667139985904005?s=20

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


assuming they're doing go coogs go

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


but wait until you see cody get that dispensary billboard endorsement money

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


no! NO!!!!!!!!!

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


you will never believe who the Braves just signed to a minor league deal

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Shohei releases long statement detailing his bad beats on complex ncaa tournament parlays. "I just needed Texas to hang on," Ohtani said adding "James Madison couldn't even cover?"

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004



He's already been training throwing millions at bookies!!!!!!!

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Shohei Ohtani has been (coining a new euphemism) golfing with Charles Barkley

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