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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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https://twitter.com/BryanHoch/status/1761475186610651511

ok they can cut Stanton now.

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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rickiep00h posted:

But who will keep the trainers busy?

they'll figure that out i'd bet

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Jul 1, 2004

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https://twitter.com/Nationals/status/1761557783944556732

it's big boi szn

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Jul 1, 2004

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Would like to see this hurt Boras' business.

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Jul 1, 2004

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I would prefer Monty not sign with Boston and beat the Yankees 4 times a year for the next 6 years.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Spring Training REALLY doesn't need to be a month long.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Do you follow more Yankee twitter accounts or Astros ones? Are there any Astros twitter accounts other than that really mad guy?

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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FlamingLiberal posted:

Juan Soto is probably going to regret rejecting that $400+ mil extension from I think the Nats?

I don't think so. He's going to have an incredible walk year.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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I feel like Soto is going to have an incredible season this year and he's going to love NY and we're going to love him and then Boras will put him on like the Angels next year for 600 million and everyone will be miserable.

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Jul 1, 2004

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live with fruit posted:

He'll stay in New York, just not with the Yankees.

I don't think Cohen is going to go after him tbh. There is a reason he didn't go after Judge.

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Jul 1, 2004

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bawfuls posted:

I like how this is Boras just placing a player on a team rather than the result of any agency on the part of Juan Soto or say, the New York Yankees

Boras has a history of putting players in bad situations to get the biggest contract. See Rod, A.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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bawfuls posted:

The most famous agent in the sport who represents a ton of players has a history of doing Thing X, such as that time he did it 23 years ago

Baseball agents for the most part seem to do a pretty good job other than whoever is giving Braves' players advice. Boras is more about himself than his clients imo, there is a reason he has seats for the Angels where he's literally in frame on every pitch lol. He's an egomaniac. I enjoyed seeing him get embarrassed this offseason by having to take lower deals for a bunch of players. Hopefully he loses some of these clients.

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Jul 1, 2004

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bawfuls posted:

if he does this bad thing a lot more than other agents then one would think you'd cite a few more recent examples than literally 2 decades ago

There are other examples. Kris Bryant and Boegarts come to mind recently. Have you ever heard him interviewed? He's an insufferable rear end in a top hat lol.

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Jul 1, 2004

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more falafel please posted:

I don't understand how you can be pro-player and simultaneously think that Scott Boras is what's wrong with the game

Like he's probably an rear end in a top hat in real life and he's certainly a capitalist out to get more for himself but he does that by getting more from the much, much worse owners for some of the best players in the game

Do you think he did a good job for Bellinger, Chapman, Snell and Monty this offseason? Throw JD Martinez in there too.

I don't think he's "what is wrong with the game" I just think he's more out there for himself than for his clients.

mcmagic fucked around with this message at 06:02 on Mar 4, 2024

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Jul 1, 2004

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42 million a year for Zack Wheeler!? Really?

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Jul 1, 2004

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The Cole deal did end up being a bargain lol

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Jul 1, 2004

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Inspector_666 posted:

Worse than mcmagic's scenario, tbh

I continue to not think Soto to the Mets is going to be a thing. They didn't go after Judge for a reason.

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Jul 1, 2004

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Poque posted:

He probably should have taken the huge deal from the Nats. This is a rotten time to be entering free agency

Ehh, he's gonna do fine. The best guys always get paid.

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Jul 1, 2004

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I actually think the Yankees are gonna keep him.

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Jul 1, 2004

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The Yankees really need to stop playing God Bless America every game.

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Jul 1, 2004

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Too bad the Yankees can't gently caress Verlander up on opening day.

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Jul 1, 2004

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Yandy Diaz' roids still work.

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Jul 1, 2004

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Ace Jameson posted:

Yamamoto gets knocked around by the White Sox, officially a bust

God I hope he sucks. It would be so awesome.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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bawfuls posted:

yeah how dare he not want to be a Yankee!

yeah, gently caress um.

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Jul 1, 2004

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Rodon was so good with the Giants................. It's insane that he just sucks now.

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Jul 1, 2004

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Nodoze posted:

More than likely he's just injured. I wouldn't be surprised to find out he needs TJS based on the forearm strain from last spring

Could be considering that his velocity is way down. Of course they are going to wait way too long to have him get it like they always do.

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Jul 1, 2004

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Sydin posted:

Rodon spent his entire career getting injured then finally had one year where he managed to stay fully healthy at age 29, and the Yankees inexplicably decided yeah that's gonna be the new normal and dumped $162M on his head for his age 30-35 years. It was a quixotic move that so far does not appear to be paying off.

He was pretty good in both 2021 and 2022. But yes, your point stands. I would've thought he'd miss time but be good when he pitched. he's been loving terrible as a yankee even when he pitches.

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Jul 1, 2004

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Rodon is also kind of a shithead which the Yankees probably should've looked into before they gave him 160 million tbh

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Jul 1, 2004

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A big mac actually has decent macros tbh

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Jul 1, 2004

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If you take the regular coke out and go DC instead you're talking around 4 1000 calorie meals which isn't terrible.

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Jul 1, 2004

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Oh this is the guy that Jake Tapper was celebrating getting out of jail lol

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Jul 1, 2004

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https://twitter.com/Joelsherman1/status/1765848553434251281

Another prospect Cashman hugged and is now worthless.

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Jul 1, 2004

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Austin Wells looks like Steve Balboni.

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Jul 1, 2004

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The Pussy Boss posted:

So they are going to call fielders for blocking the base this year huh?

https://twitter.com/SNYtv/status/1765884761799561462

I like this in theory but it would suck to lose a game because of a ticky-tack obstruction call.

This rule loving sucks. Just let them challenge it and if the guy is called out but he's blocked call him safe. The extra base is awful.

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Jul 1, 2004

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The Yankees, other than Juan Soto, have not hit AT ALL in the spring.

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Jul 1, 2004

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IcePhoenix posted:

Angel Hernandez ejected Lance Lynn today

How is angel hernandez still around lol

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https://twitter.com/BryanHoch/status/1767209421472440381

Congrats Astros fans.

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Jul 1, 2004

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Yankees might panic and pay Snell though.

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Jul 1, 2004

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Sports literally adds nothing positive to my life.

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Jul 1, 2004

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Mustached Demon posted:

Root for better teams or even players. Caitlin Clark is a good person to root for.

It's basically Jalen Brunson or bust now.

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