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Military tracking a second Balloon flying at high altitudes. Tune in for our new balloon overlords
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:Military tracking a second Balloon flying at high altitudes. I’m gonna bust so hard I blow it out of the sky
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Feb 24, 2024 00:31
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Send another F-22 so it can add another notch to its air to air victories
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Feb 24, 2024 00:47
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numberoneposter posted:Send another F-22 so it can add another notch to its air to air victories Back to back undefeated balloon champ!
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Feb 24, 2024 00:50
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Admittedly our last encounter with the balloon people was slightly embarrassing, but now we're much smarter and stronger, so we should only need a single 2 million dollar tomahawk missle to destroy it
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Feb 24, 2024 01:03
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I'm in my yard firing guns wildly into the air, doing my part.
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Feb 24, 2024 02:15
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Also porky pigging it so the balloon can see my freedom boner before it takes a hit and crashes. 
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Feb 24, 2024 02:18
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They never even found out anything about the first unarmed balloon they executed.
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Feb 24, 2024 02:21
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all this ballooning business is just a bunch of hot air
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Feb 24, 2024 02:22
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everyone go out in you yard and start whackin off so whoever sent the balloon will look at the cameras and see everybody whackin it
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Feb 24, 2024 02:23
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are we all dead yet
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Feb 24, 2024 02:25
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we should nuke it
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Feb 24, 2024 02:26
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are you sure it's a balloon? i heard they were tracking a high flying Baloo
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Feb 24, 2024 02:31
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The Day The Earth Stood Stupid
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Feb 24, 2024 02:31
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It’s chock full of Covid 24 just waitin’ to get popped.
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Feb 24, 2024 02:32
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I wonder what local eccentric inventor's child is aboard this balloon.
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Feb 24, 2024 02:40
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lets gently caress the balloon
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Feb 24, 2024 02:42
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quote:The balloon was intercepted by NORAD fighters over Utah, who determined it was not maneuverable and did not present a threat to national security. NORAD will continue to track and monitor the balloon,” U.S. Air Force Master Sergeant Benjamin Wiseman said in an email. “The FAA also determined the balloon posed no hazard to flight safety. NORAD remains in close coordination with the FAA to ensure flight safety.” It's some rando's home grown science experiement.
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Feb 24, 2024 02:44
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We must close the balloon gap.
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Feb 24, 2024 02:51
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:They never even found out anything about the first unarmed balloon they executed. they probably did but you aint gonna hear poo poo about it within your kids lifetimes
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Feb 24, 2024 02:53
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We should all go outside and assume a goatse pose
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Feb 24, 2024 03:32
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world's strongest military vs balloon WHO WILL WIN?!?
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Feb 24, 2024 03:40
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could it be one of those sex balloons everyones been talking about? i hope its not a sex balloon.
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Feb 24, 2024 04:05
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From up there I would probably look so small and pathetic to the balloon You reckon it could pick me up and carry me around?
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Feb 24, 2024 04:13
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scramble the monkies
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Feb 24, 2024 04:14
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This is very troubling while I'm going through my inflation fetish phase.
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Feb 24, 2024 04:20
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covidstomper58 posted:This is very troubling while I'm going through my inflation fetish phase. Now's a great time to transition into a popping fetish.
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Feb 24, 2024 04:26
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What is Earth but a big balloon?
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Feb 24, 2024 04:46
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Grey Cat posted:Now's a great time to transition into a popping fetish. That's not even a fetish.
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Feb 24, 2024 04:54
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covidstomper58 posted:That's not even a fetish. 
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Feb 24, 2024 04:58
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANeZk1vn5qA
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Feb 24, 2024 05:05
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5akEgsZSfhg
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Feb 24, 2024 06:51
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Alex jones balloon
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Feb 24, 2024 08:03
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bamloom
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Feb 24, 2024 08:30
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We dont have enough room in the US for all thelse balloms
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Feb 24, 2024 08:43
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you guessed it, frank stalloon
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Feb 24, 2024 08:47
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it's filled with my rear end farts
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Feb 24, 2024 08:54
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Bad Purchase posted:are you sure it's a balloon? i heard they were tracking a high flying Baloo weird urge to surf behind this plane
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Feb 24, 2024 09:06
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mITgFhEK3-0
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Roundup Ready posted:I'm in my yard firing guns wildly into the air, doing my part. I'm flicking it off while doing my best move from 2004's blockbuster movie Blade: Trinity
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