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mawarannahr posted:I go to a different floor. usually at least 2x a day. they're single rooms though and not stalls. Surely the correct answer is the do a big stinky poo poo in the closet office toilet, climb out of the window and scale any necessary walls to ensure you re-enter the office some time after the smell has wafted through, and declare with surprise and glory the amazing stink *someone* has let out, before sitting down guilt free. This may not work if your turds produce a standard smell which your coworkers already associate with you; however diet alterations may help.
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whenever i eat an ice cream sandwich i nibble off a bit of the chocolate on both sides of the top so i can have a few bites of uncut ice cream
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lol, dumbass rereg person spent like 40bux to post in this thread. seems on topic
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everytime I pee i whisper "get beefy piss bitch" to myself, thanks to an old thread on this very forum
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Das Boo posted:I tie my shoes "wrong." When I was little I had trouble doing the normal bow, so my sister's boyfriend at the time taught me to cross two loops instead. I can tie my shoes the normal way now, but he's been dead almost 10 years and I still choose to tie my shoes the way he taught me. I dunno, it's like a gesture of remembrance. I tie my shoes that way to this day. At least when and if I have to. I mostly wear boots with zippers up the sides. But I totally get what you're saying. My kindergarten teacher got frustrated with my not being able to tie shoes the "proper" way.
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Mozi posted:whenever i eat an ice cream sandwich i nibble off a bit of the chocolate on both sides of the top so i can have a few bites of uncut ice cream Yeeeeeeeesssssss a kindred spirit 
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I do pretty much the same thing but I nibble around all the edges and by the time I'm done with the sandwich my hands are a chocolatey mess.
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I always reposition the toppings on pizza to have an optimal distance from each other. Oh how could you tell I’m autistic?
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031724_4 posted:My Speculative Finances This isn't the selfie thread, op.
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i always keep 2 american $1 bills in my wallet for good luck (i'm canadian) because on a trip to the states many years ago that was what i was left with in my wallet, wound up spending them on something a couple years later when I had no other cash, and by strange turn of events wound up with 2 different american $1 bills in my wallet shortly after, so now that's just a fixed feature of my wallet. i dont know why but i find it reassuring to see them there when i open my wallet
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The far-left tab in my web browser is always just a blank, new tab. It dates back to 20-odd years ago when browsers first got tabs. I loved those newfangled things but it annoyed me that if you had only one tab open and you closed it, the whole browser would quit out. So I started leaving a blank tab as a buffer against that accidentally happening. There are better ways to do that now, but hey, the habit was already set. It feels weird to not have a blank tab there.
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lol squirrel people here nibbling at their ice cream sandwiches. I, like a regular human, simply inhale it in two bites.
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Waltzing Along posted:As soon as I get back from a trip I unpack. Unless I need to pee or something. But pretty much as soon as I walk in the door I unpack everything. As soon as I get to my destination when traveling, I find a place to unpack everything and lay it out like a CRPG inventory grid. Even if I'm not going to need 2/3 of the poo poo at my current location.
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Mar 23, 2024 20:40
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Pick up tongs. *clack, clack*
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I crack my knuckles while washing my hands. I started doing the hand sign for the number three with thumb, index and middle fingers after the basement scene in Inglourious Basterds and now that's just how it is.
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I can crack my knuckles continuously by making a fist so sometimes I do that.
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I commonly fall asleep with my arms above my head. I have problems with the sensation of my shoulders feeling closed in on, and I'm a side sleeper so it's really difficult to get comfortable.
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Doc Fission posted:I started doing the hand sign for the number three with thumb, index and middle fingers after the basement scene in Inglourious Basterds and now that's just how it is. Two months of ASL in high school, not a sign since, and I still do this.
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It's way more comfortable than having to hold your pinky down
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I wonder if some people having to hold their pinky down instead of being able to move it independently is the reason for there being more than one sign.
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aardwolf posted:Pick up tongs. Same. Seven years as a saute cook gives you weird little quirks like that. I also spin them around my finger when I'm in the zone. Thankfully at home. I still get nightmares that I'm back on the line. Never again.
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MrQwerty posted:I held my forearms at a 90⁰ angle with my palms flat and my fingers up to the ceiling doing things like errands in public for a full year and a quarter after leaving 5 years in an aseptic cleanroom just carrying around an invisible dachshund everywhere
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not spending 2 dollar bills. american 2 dollar bills are not super rare, yet there's perpetually been a myth, like literally since i was a little kid i've been hearing people say, "they don't make those anymore, better hang onto it for good luck!" in fact, they are still made. but i never spend them. when i get one, i stash it somewhere like a freakin squirrel hiding a 2 dollar walnut.
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Doctor Dogballs posted:not spending 2 dollar bills. Yeah I have a bunch squirreled away, they're only worth holding onto if it's some rare print worth money to a collector which is pretty unlikely most people have one like that. I stopped spending them because I've had kids ask for the manager to check the bill because they never see them. Doomed to forever live in the money jar.
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Doctor Dogballs posted:not spending 2 dollar bills. The only strip club in Maine is known for dispensing 2's from the onsite ATM's, which I just love. So when you see a wild $2 you can be somewhat sure where it came from not long ago.
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cool to know if i get a 2 dollar bill in maine it's been in your mom's rear end crack not your mom, redshirt, just like , the royal "your" . everyone's mom
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I ended up with a $2 bill in my wallet a few years back. I made a small purchase of like $4 and used it. The cashier was all, "What the hell is this?" like I was pushing counterfeit currency. I only had a few dollars with me and hadn't paid off my credit card. The freaking manager had to be called down to the line to verify it was real money. Other customers around me were split 50/50 that it was real or a ruse.
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Doctor Dogballs posted:not spending 2 dollar bills. I ended up turning in a stack of $2 bills to my credit union because I didn’t want them festering away any longer in the money jar and I needed money in my account. Ended up having $42 in bills. I also turned in $75 in quarters and around $260 in spare change I’d collected in a five gallon water jug over the span of about 10-15 years. It takes awhile, but money you chuck in one spot for years because you don’t want it rattling around in your pocket or wallet adds up over time.
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redshirt posted:The only strip club in Maine is known for dispensing 2's from the onsite ATM's, which I just love. So when you see a wild $2 you can be somewhat sure where it came from not long ago. Years and years ago, there was a Comedy Connection on the wharf in the Old Port in Portland. When it first opened, the entrance fee was eight dollars. They would go to the bank and get a whole pile of two dollar bills to give as change. The pizza place across the street from the wharf sold two dollar slices, and it was open late. It was pretty much a perfect set up.
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Doc Fission posted:I crack my knuckles while washing my hands. Can you do it without having your ring finger halfway extended? Dip Viscous posted:I wonder if some people having to hold their pinky down instead of being able to move it independently is the reason for there being more than one sign. It "feels natural" to hold it down but I don't think you actually need to.
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~Coxy posted:Can you do it without having your ring finger halfway extended? I am intrigued by how your hands work. Absolutely don't need ring finger extended for thumb-index-middle 3 sign, and absolutely do need to hold down pinkie for index-middle-ring.
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Walking/standing on the balls of my feet.
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I use my feet like hands, like some monkey man.
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redshirt posted:I use my feet like hands, like some monkey man. Same, if I can, I will pick it up with my feet. My toes are hyper flexible like some kind of monkey freak.
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Doctor Dogballs posted:just carrying around an invisible dachshund everywhere yeah pretty much, it was awful
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Grey Cat posted:Same, if I can, I will pick it up with my feet. My toes are hyper flexible like some kind of monkey freak. *Footie high five fellow monkey freak!
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Because I am crazy, I've also been deliberately doing things left handed in order to improve my ambidextrousness, for basketball reasons. Since I was 14 or 15. Like I've made myself ambidextrous through brute force, decades ago. I brush my teeth left handed. I can use chop sticks left handed. I am most certainly not left handed.
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You Are A Werewolf posted:I ended up turning in a stack of $2 bills to my credit union because I didn’t want them festering away any longer in the money jar and I needed money in my account. Ended up having $42 in bills. I was in line at a credit union and the guy in front of me was cashing in his saved up change. Those canvas bags, filled to the brim; a bunch of them. It came out to $3500. They had to bring another employee off the drive-through just to help sort it all. They diverted all other customers to other lines. He and his wife saved all their spare change and when they had enough they would take a nice vacation.
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redshirt posted:Because I am crazy, I've also been deliberately doing things left handed in order to improve my ambidextrousness, for basketball reasons. Since I was 14 or 15. i used to work as a copy editor. its a horrible curse that as one can see i usually keep in check. ambidexterity
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Zippy the Bummer posted:i used to work as a copy editor. its a horrible curse that as one can see i usually keep in check. ambidexterity Thank you - Editor
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