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Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


MrQwerty posted:

I held my forearms at a 90⁰ angle with my palms flat and my fingers up to the ceiling doing things like errands in public for a full year and a quarter after leaving 5 years in an aseptic cleanroom

Glad I broke that one

just carrying around an invisible dachshund everywhere

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Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


not spending 2 dollar bills.

american 2 dollar bills are not super rare, yet there's perpetually been a myth, like literally since i was a little kid i've been hearing people say, "they don't make those anymore, better hang onto it for good luck!"

in fact, they are still made. but i never spend them. when i get one, i stash it somewhere like a freakin squirrel hiding a 2 dollar walnut.

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


cool to know if i get a 2 dollar bill in maine it's been in your mom's rear end crack

not your mom, redshirt, just like , the royal "your" . everyone's mom

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