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Costco Meatballs posted:Big John is super inconsistent. Sometimes it's nice and tender and well marinated sometimes it's sub-jack links quality My experience too, unfortunately
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Extra Large Marge posted:The kind you eat on a road trip this The best jerky comes from gas stations in the middle of nowhere
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what I buy driving out of state on roadtrips
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 that's the stuff right there Costco Meatballs posted:Big John is super inconsistent. Sometimes it's nice and tender and well marinated sometimes it's sub-jack links quality agreed but also I just don't really like that style of tree-branch jerky. It's fun to gnaw on it like a caveman though
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the meat that comes out of your shoe, of course.
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Smugworth posted:Man all the mainstream stuff blows these days so if you don't have a local purveyor all you have is this mushy underflavored trash beef Yes. Almost every brand on shelves these days is overly soft garbo more like a pet treat than proper jerky. The best I'm finding these days is No Man's Land but poo poo is expensive, like 11 bucks for a small bag. Worth it to treat yourself to proper jerky though. Yep it's hard and chewy as should be.
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FlimFlam Imam posted:the meat that comes out of your shoe, of course. https://twitter.com/SA__moment/status/1612963932158803968 lol that it was real
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There wa s like an SA Mart jerky store but then everybody made fun of the mod Louisgod for ordering too much Fiery Fatty jerky.
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It's weird because I don't like the meat twig jerky but when the soft stuff is mushy it's so gross. Like I'd take bad tough jerky over bad mush jerky.
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yeah gently caress the mush jerky. soft, weirdly almost translucent and purplish-red (nitrites?)
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There was a brand I used to buy with the slogan "you don't need teef to enjoy my beef". I forget what it was called, but that one. HTH
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Haverchuck posted:yeah gently caress the mush jerky. soft, weirdly almost translucent and purplish-red (nitrites?) Yeah I don't know what the hell they're doing to the meat to get this weird almost soft rubber consistency, but it sucks. A lot of brands out there are like this so people must be buying it.
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Haverchuck posted:There wa s like an SA Mart jerky store but then everybody made fun of the mod Louisgod for ordering too much Fiery Fatty jerky. People shouldn't make fun of mods. They're volunteers
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AcidCat posted:Yeah I don't know what the hell they're doing to the meat to get this weird almost soft rubber consistency, but it sucks. A lot of brands out there are like this so people must be buying it. Zoomers are buying it because they have widdle baby chalk teeth and can't stand even the slightest hint of hard work
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MrQwerty posted:https://twitter.com/SA__moment/status/1612963932158803968 wtf
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wizard2 posted:wtf What are you some fkin nooby You never heard of the meat shoes? 
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givepatajob posted:There was a brand I used to buy with the slogan "you don't need teef to enjoy my beef". I forget what it was called, but that one. HTH That’s my slogan as well
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givepatajob posted:"you don't need teef to enjoy my beef" BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:That’s my slogan as well 
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:I started eating beef jerky 5 years ago after always ignoring it my whole life. like fruit leather its best made yourself with a dehydrater Jelly posted:is salmon beef? no but salmon jerky is the best jerky.
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snergle posted:like fruit leather its best made yourself with a dehydrater salmon candy is pretty good
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I actually started this thread because I've never had salmon jerky, I don't know where to get it, I was trying to find some online, which lead me into the confusing world of purchasing jerky online, and I was like "drat, despite enjoying jerky for the past half a decade, I don't know a thing about jerky."
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:I actually started this thread because I've never had salmon jerky, I don't know where to get it, I was trying to find some online, which lead me into the confusing world of purchasing jerky online, and I was like "drat, despite enjoying jerky for the past half a decade, I don't know a thing about jerky." ive only had it made by my friends dad he fresh caught salmon during salmon season so i couldnt tell you. i know ill never be as good at making jerky in my dehydrater as he was so i dont bother loving up something expensive like salmon.
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there's a site I found that does vegan jerky but it's like $18 a bag plus shipping 
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They do deer, elk, and bison jerky out here in Montana and the elk is actually pretty good. Bison sucks.
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I make it myself. Word of advice from experience, the thinner you cut the better. Get your butcher to do it. Feel like making some Korean BBQ maybe like how they have it at Costco
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I don’t know if there’s any good turkey jerky but the one time I tried some it was so off putting
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:I don’t know if there’s any good turkey jerky but the one time I tried some it was so off putting Costco has some good Kirkland brand stuff but it's that gummy type or whatever the hell that doesn't feel like real meat
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Putty posted:Costco has some good Kirkland brand stuff but it's that gummy type or whatever the hell that doesn't feel like real meat Same with the pork jerky. Yet I've had many people tell me how much they love it. I think they just are addicted to sugar prob.
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I've never had salmon jerky but candied salmon is loving good.
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Grey Cat posted:Peppered.
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When I lived in Myrtle Beach there was a chain called Beef Jerky Outlet. I googled it and I guess it’s mostly scattered along the east coast. Anyway, it was typically in little strip malls and was just wall-to-wall of wild flavors of jerky and other dehydrated products like gator and turkey and venison. The best one I found was called Cajun BBQ brisket. Thicker cut than normal jerky but super tender and sweet with a nice lingering burn that’s not overwhelming. Check one out if you’re nearby. Usually the staff is really nice and they’re cool with giving you as many samples as you want.
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Years ago I was driving down the Pacific Coast Highway. I forget where we were but we kept seeing signs for "Really really really really good beef jerky 20 miles." The another for 10 miles, etc. We did stop at the shop, which was right off the highway. Bought a few bags. It was pretty good. Not sure about really really really really good though. I wish I remembered the same of the shop so I could see if it's still around.
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The best jerky is the Golden Island Korean BBQ pork jerky, it's not even expensive. It's like candied pork
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Hazo posted:When I lived in Myrtle Beach there was a chain called Beef Jerky Outlet. I googled it and I guess it’s mostly scattered along the east coast. Anyway, it was typically in little strip malls and was just wall-to-wall of wild flavors of jerky and other dehydrated products like gator and turkey and venison. Resort and beach towns always have a place like this. They always have all the 'gift shop' type food items like hot sauces, chocolate covered whatever in bins w/a scoop, and those lollipops with a bug in em
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deep dish peat moss posted:The best jerky is the Golden Island Korean BBQ pork jerky, it's not even expensive. It's like candied pork Way too sweet. Plus the sticky coating gets all over your hands.
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I don't know the best, but I do know that the worst jerky I ever had was snapping turtle. A friend grabbed it while they were passing through Oklahoma or something, and it tasted like a mouthful of stagnant swamp water
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