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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > NFL Haikus
 
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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
The man impacts rear end
The ball bounces off away
That’s Jets football, baby

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Second down and goal
The Ravens bring more pressure
God drat it, Donald!

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Jared Lorenzen
Super Bowl Champion and
Mighty Battleship

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
The playoffs, again
A million dicks per second
Sucked by the Cowboys

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Giants first round pick
It's quarterback Daniel Jones
Everyone says "gently caress"

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