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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > NFL Haikus
 
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Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.
Are you ready to
Say three magic words with me
gently caress the Cowboys, yeah

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Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.
Debating the play
Fat Mike is so full of poo poo
gently caress it going deep

* # ¿ Feb 27, 2024 23:36
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Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.
Kissing some titties
Wishing I was still starting
Oh well, titties! Smooch.

* # ¿ Mar 1, 2024 22:06
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Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.
Amazing comeback
Just have to run the ball in
Picked at the goal line

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Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.
Hit the turf again
How many sacks is that now
Maybe nine, lost track

* # ¿ Mar 21, 2024 18:58
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