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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > NFL Haikus
 
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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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 owner is a lich
victory is in the past
the dallas cowboys

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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 How ‘bout a little
Taste of Landon Dickerson
Coming down your throat

(Had to remove a word to make it fit)

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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Edward Mass posted:

Cowboys at Seahawks
Romo's botch immortalized
As a forums smilie

:romo:

I think you need to
Remove the excess letter
Your last line is six

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Mr. Nice!
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Edward Mass posted:

I pronounce it 'form'
Am I mispronouncing it?
Maybe. Whatever.

forum is not form
the word has two syllables
for um is correct

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fartknocker posted:

Giants first round pick
It's quarterback Daniel Jones
Everyone says "gently caress"

The Giants pick Jones
The rest of the division
Laughs most heartily

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