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Hold your breath Make a wish Count to three Come with me and you'll be In a world of pure imagination Take a look and you'll see Into your imagination We'll begin with a spin Traveling in the world of my creation What we'll see will defy Explanation https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/feb/27/glasgow-willy-wonka-experience-slammed-as-farce-as-tickets-refunded?CMP=twt_b-gdnnews https://twitter.com/STVNews/status/1762089580851855412
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 17:18 |
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*angry Scottish sputtering* “Yeh call this WHIMSY?? Yeh call this MAGICAL?!”
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 17:22 |
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This is exactly how anyone would/should feel if they were forced to dress like an Oompa Loompa for their job.
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 17:22 |
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I was told there would be drugs here.
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 17:27 |
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but how many annoying little brats died?
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 17:28 |
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redshirt posted:I was told there would be drugs here. Pretty sure there is.
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 17:28 |
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Looks like a weed store flol.
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 17:30 |
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Kalli posted:Hold your breath looks like funn for the whole family
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 17:30 |
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Budget of about $80
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 17:36 |
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they also used AI pics to trick people on the website lol
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 17:40 |
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I'm sure a few kids had a fine time.
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 17:41 |
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redshirt posted:I'm sure a few kids had a fine time. the blind ones
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 17:45 |
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I've seen these pics and surely there's gotta be more they're not showing us right Like this has gotta be selectively only showing the worst part. Right? Right??
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 17:46 |
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Lmao I wonder how many kids saw it and started crying
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 17:48 |
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MY DAUGHTER'S A BLUEBERRY 😭
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 17:50 |
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TrashMammal posted:the blind ones The POWER of IMAGINATION!!!
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The lack of effort is astounding and I have to respect it
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 17:51 |
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I love a good scam
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 17:52 |
It's all wonderful but I keep coming back to this because it's slaying me
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 17:56 |
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Seth Pecksniff posted:It's all wonderful but I keep coming back to this because it's slaying me Hey that wasn't cheap to print!
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 17:58 |
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the guy who owns the company behind this is pretty much just a professional AI scammer. he's got a bunch of books written by chatGPT on amazon selling for hefty sums, including ones about how covid is a lie and how the deep state kidnap children
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 18:01 |
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(Welp I posted my thread too late, but have this bit about the organizers)BBC News posted:A post from organisers, House of Illuminati, in January described the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory-themed event as where "dreams become reality". Wait, the organizers are called House of Illuminati? Let's see their website: quote:Welcome to the House of Illuminati, a realm where fantasy and reality converge to create unparalleled immersive experiences. Our journey is fueled by a passion for blending art, technology, and storytelling into unforgettable events. From avant-garde performances to grand interactive galas, each event is a meticulously crafted adventure, designed to evoke wonder and inspire the imagination. At the House of Illuminati, we’re not just organizing events; we’re crafting extraordinary experiences that linger in your memories, inviting you to explore the extraordinary and step beyond the ordinary. Huh, a bunch of AI art and a cookie-cutter filler mission statement. Surely they gotta have some actual material to back it up? Oh hey some photos of their past events: Yep, those sure are some warehouses draped with slinky's. How long have they been doing this hustle? Oh.
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 18:01 |
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naem posted:*angry Scottish sputtering*
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 18:02 |
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Is this also where "Pop up Raves" come from?
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 18:03 |
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ChickenHeart posted:(Welp I posted my thread too late, but have this bit about the organizers) Yeah, I looked up the site as well but it was loading so slowly I got bored. Great stuff.
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 18:04 |
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https://twitter.com/VoicesByZane/status/1762478031497502803
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 18:04 |
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https://willyschocolateexperience.com/index.html willy's chocolate experience i'm the teddy's unfortunate Situation
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 18:05 |
The organiser, Billy Coull, has a PhD in psychology from unaccredited diploma mill University of Sedona and chatGBT wrote 17 novels in the past year and I for one applaud his entrepreneur spirit
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 18:06 |
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"Tired, underpaid Oompa-Loompa" will forever haunt our capitalist nightmare landscape https://twitter.com/BeaPeaBear/status/1762517150189887834
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 18:12 |
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hey at least they're paid now
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 18:13 |
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Mozi posted:hey at least they're paid now You sure about that?
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 18:15 |
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seen a lot of oompa loompas in my day but never one who so badly needed a Red Bull
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 18:19 |
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Bunch of Ukxepcted Twits.
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 18:45 |
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AARD VARKMAN posted:they also used AI pics to trick people on the website lol “it got so bad they had to call the cops” picturing a soccer hooligan riot of angry Scottish moms “oy mum glass em!”
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 18:50 |
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That Oompa-Loompa captures the spirit of a generation.
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 18:57 |
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counterfeitsaint posted:That Oompa-Loompa captures the spirit of a generation. https://youtu.be/1Y_vyHsaZqY?si=fx9qEppriya2Vruw
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 18:57 |
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Hope they reopen, I bought an annual pass.
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 19:03 |
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Turn it into a shooting gallery and it’ll fulfill its original promise.
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 19:05 |
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They brag about this being prior work: Three Olives fucked around with this message at 19:11 on Feb 27, 2024 |
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How much
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 19:13 |