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Karma Comedian posted:How much 35 fancy lad dollars
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 19:15 |
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Karma Comedian posted:How much well they were made of gold, so pretty pricey!
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 19:16 |
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i got your golden ticket rite cheer
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 19:18 |
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Karma Comedian posted:How much 35 pounds, or just under $45. Oh man people had weeks of forewarning to not waste their money on candy-themed ball pits https://twitter.com/RossMcCaff/status/1762511972958974402
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 19:20 |
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that guy owns
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 19:25 |
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"Well guys, I know you didn't want to spend a lot on your wedding decorations and the available space was that decommissioned steel plant. But, I think you're gonna be REALLY happy with what I was able to pull off with only 3 hours notice."
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 19:31 |
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Willy Womp Womp
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A Fancy Hat posted:"Well guys, I know you didn't want to spend a lot on your wedding decorations and the available space was that decommissioned steel plant. But, I think you're gonna be REALLY happy with what I was able to pull off with only 3 hours notice." We at at the Slinky and Rubik's Cube Appreciation Society were pleased as a punch, tyvm
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 19:34 |
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of all the cities in western europe this ai scam guy tried it in the one you were most likely to get battered when it was revealed lol
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 19:35 |
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Did they not get the “sweet teats” they were promised?
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 19:46 |
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Dial A For Awesome posted:Did they not get the “sweet teats” they were promised? THe oompa loompa lady was contractually obligated to dip her tits in confectioners sugar upon request, it's why she looks so done with life in that photo.
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 19:48 |
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I've sold ball pits to Shelbyville and North Haverbrook and by gum it put them on the map!
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 19:51 |
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I bet that poor Oompa Loompa had to tell the kids (somberly and deadpan): “Hey, kids, watch me make candy.” *pours vinegar into baking soda* “Ta daaaa.”
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 20:02 |
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Oh god that face. That’s like, beyond normal UK misery. Poor lady’s probably just trying to make rent and ai bro is humiliating her for it.
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 20:05 |
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el dingo posted:You sure about that? touché
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 20:14 |
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this is a silly news story, A+
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 20:16 |
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Hugh Grant truly was a trailblazer as someone who was openly miserable about being an Oompa Loompa.
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 20:17 |
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Pretty sure that 4 foot by 3 foot fabric printout hanging on the sad wall was purchased direct from AliExpress and is just a blown-up portion of the box art for the Candy Land board game.
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 20:20 |
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According to Wikipedia, the original name for “Mike Teavee” in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory was “Herpes Trout”. This exhibition looks like there’s a Herpes Trout lying around somewhere.
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 20:21 |
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Imagine spending 35 of the kings own pounds on this
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 20:24 |
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I dont see what the problem is
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 20:33 |
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so proud
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 20:41 |
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One of the guys books is a Da Vinci Code knockoff where the AI literally just lifted the main characters name from the Da Vinci Code.
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 20:42 |
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Subscribing purely because this situation is one of those where it feels like information will gradually trickle out that will make it even worse.
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 20:45 |
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I hope they had a dude dressed as an oompa loompa playing "pure imagination" poorly with a recorder
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 20:52 |
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I hope one kid made it all the way through the exhibit and got to keep the throw blanket
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 20:53 |
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Let's play "Russia or Scotland"
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 20:57 |
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large hands posted:Let's play "Russia or Scotland" lol
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 20:58 |
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where is Limmy in Scotland's hour of need
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 20:59 |
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https://twitter.com/AlsikkanTV/status/1762488580843200930
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 21:06 |
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“Immersive” Willy Wonka Exhibit Somehow Worse for Kids Than Original Chocolate Factoryquote:According to “house of illuminati scam,” a Facebook group set up by disappointed attendees, both the event itself and the behind-the-scenes production were cause for concern. An actor hired by the company posted that the event was a “complete last minute shitshow” and mentioned that everyone’s contracts were signed in “erasable ink.” Another actor shared the scripts she was hired to learn, but claimed that she was told to “improvise” on the day of and alleged that the scripts were “AI generated.” An attendee lamented the lackluster production, saying “When [I] went in there [were] [no] lollies, chocolate fountains… House of illumshite”
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 21:09 |
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I like how the organization that put this together called themselves the Illuminati. I don't think they could pull of a new world order. Edit: lmao. I would give anything to read the script this actor had. quote:Paul Connell, an actor who had been hired by the company to perform at the event, told STV News of his shock when he arrived at the warehouse and realised that the rubric he had been given was impossible to fulfil because none of the promised props or special effects were there. William Bear fucked around with this message at 21:46 on Feb 27, 2024 |
# ? Feb 27, 2024 21:30 |
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Thanks for the new avatar, thread
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 22:06 |
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I wish I had the kind of audacity and lack of shame necessary to pull this off
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 22:21 |
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Smugworth posted:I wish I had the kind of audacity and lack of shame necessary to pull this off
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 22:25 |
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I bet a ton of news organizations are trying to track down Depressed Oompa Loompa right now for an interview.
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 22:30 |
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William Bear posted:
Give me anything: https://drive.google.com/file/d/19ZX568_6wCmvsvbxLGirDX1vVPsYH8qG/view?pli=1 I mean you could have basically generated it yourself though with chatGPT and got the same result. The opening is a bunch of lame pantomime gags which they probably would have gotten away with for a toddler audience, but BIG obvious issue is how much of it seems to rely on amazing effects they clearly dont have the budget for. Also the script makes it clear this is NOT Willy Wonka trademark Warner Bros and is in fact actual OC character do not steal Willy McDuff Original stage directions: quote:
Final stage directions: just improv it out. massive spider fucked around with this message at 22:47 on Feb 27, 2024 |
# ? Feb 27, 2024 22:38 |
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Dial A For Awesome posted:Why not do it in thread form? The title promises an OP that is filled with wonder, pure imagination and marvellous sights. The thread itself is the posting equivalent of a sad Oompa Loompa earning minimum wage. Oh I guess you haven't seen my Please welcome GBS' newest moderator, Smugworth! thread
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all y'all just aren't using enough imagination here
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