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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost


behold, a world of delights beyond your comprehension!

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Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJO7EJGtPBU

Bula Vinaka fucked around with this message at 23:30 on Feb 27, 2024

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mg7T87CxTF8

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Oompa, Loompa, doompa-dee-do

I've got a deal too good to be true.

Oompa, Loompa, doompa-defunds

Payment up front and no refunds.

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Thank you. I would say that whoever wrote this should be embarrassed... But I still say whoever gave the instructions to ChatGPT should be embarrassed.

How the hell were they going to have Willy do a "wave of cleanliness" to defeat his adversary? How would you even represent that?

My favorite part was how they give lines and directions to the guests, which suggest either paid confederates in the audience or children being held at gunpoint until they said their lines.

quote:

(The guests eagerly approach a table laden with the described sweets, each picking their choice with a mix of excitement and trepidation.)

Guest 1: (trying the soup-flavored jelly bean) It's like... dinner in a dessert. Astonishing!

Guest 2: (braving the Boogerberry Bean) Oh, wow! It's oddly... gorgeous? How is that possible?

(Laughter and surprised exclamations fill the room)

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Seth Pecksniff posted:

It's all wonderful but I keep coming back to this because it's slaying me



lmaom holy poo poo

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
Not sure why this guy went through and actually made an event.

If he just took people's money and ran most everyone would have told victims "you got scammed by a Facebook ad" and forgotten about it.

Now it's global news.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Zero One posted:

Not sure why this guy went through and actually made an event.

If he just took people's money and ran most everyone would have told victims "you got scammed by a Facebook ad" and forgotten about it.

Now it's global news.

AI Bros are shameless and also not very smart.

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Seth Pecksniff posted:

It's all wonderful but I keep coming back to this because it's slaying me



They couldn't even be arsed to put a piece of tape in the middle.

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

Is there a story yet about who was behind this? Like how did this travesty come to pass

Solefald
Jun 9, 2010

sleepy~capy


Ramrod Hotshot posted:

Is there a story yet about who was behind this? Like how did this travesty come to pass

Yeah. Reddit has a good post w/ all the details here
https://www.reddit.com/r/glasgow/comments/1b120hc/face_behind_the_willy_wonka_debacle_ive_got_him/

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:

Mozi posted:



behold, a world of delights beyond your comprehension!



vibes

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




Oompah Loompah Doopity Dow
loving hell, please kill me now

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Trainspotting 3 looking rough

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
https://twitter.com/TheGMcConnachie/status/1762572534602416419?t=wLF_MdyvyoW-VUPvwRKI0w&s=19

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..


doing a line of pixy stix and a few bumps of candy buttons and just wigging the gently caress out for a while.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I'm so glad we have a new scam train wreck to point and laugh at, Oceangate feels so long ago.

naem
May 29, 2011

it’s bad to the point it’s almost an art installation

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..


SulfurMonoxideCute posted:

I'm so glad we have a new scam train wreck to point and laugh at, Oceangate feels so long ago.

doesnt quite hit the same without a bunch of super rich idiots quite literally imploding at the bottom of the ocean.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Where's the phone footage? We need some live footage.

Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

https://willyschocolateexperience.com/index.html

willy's chocolate experience







i'm the teddy's unfortunate Situation

At least "teats" is spelled correctly

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
The experience was quite catgacating

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


redshirt posted:

Where's the phone footage? We need some live footage.

https://twitter.com/bene25_/status/1762631362597519859

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003


lmao i wish i coulda gone

for like $5 tho

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



Lmao what the gently caress

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004


lmao I knew it was going to get worse.

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest
please post more of those

Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004


I don't see the problem... They're very clear that this is NOT based on the copyrighted film!

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

i like the kids clearly not enjoying themselves at all

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012



oh my god lmao

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog
Young children love being terrified by metal-masked shadow people in a dilapidated warehouse

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

cartchy tuns bruh, you got any bud?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

It's the flagrant false advertising that gets me. I want to see these fuckers sued, and try and defend this poo poo in court, and lose. That would be beautiful.

Like the case in Canada of a chatbot :airquote:lying:airquote: about company policy. The company was taken to court trying to claim that they weren't responsible for what the chatbot says and don't need to honour it, and they lost.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

ChickenHeart posted:

Young children love being terrified by metal-masked shadow people in a dilapidated warehouse

Seems like it would have been pretty fun in a making fun of something lovely way on like 3-4g of mushrooms

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog

SulfurMonoxideCute posted:

It's the flagrant false advertising that gets me. I want to see these fuckers sued, and try and defend this poo poo in court, and lose. That would be beautiful.

Like the case in Canada of a chatbot :airquote:lying:airquote: about company policy. The company was taken to court trying to claim that they weren't responsible for what the chatbot says and don't need to honour it, and they lost.

Can a chatbot testify in court?

Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004


SulfurMonoxideCute posted:

It's the flagrant false advertising that gets me. I want to see these fuckers sued, and try and defend this poo poo in court, and lose. That would be beautiful.

Like the case in Canada of a chatbot :airquote:lying:airquote: about company policy. The company was taken to court trying to claim that they weren't responsible for what the chatbot says and don't need to honour it, and they lost.

The critical difference is that the airline has the money to pay out when caught on its BS, while the rando scammer does not.

Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...

SulfurMonoxideCute posted:

I'm so glad we have a new scam train wreck to point and laugh at, Oceangate feels so long ago.

Oh yeah, if it's one thing there's too little of in 2024, it's scams.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

This was a pretty funny and harmless scam, all things considered

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

what holy hell lmao

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bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkcUXjg1wg4

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