|
Alan Smithee posted:not buying tickets unless there's a weird public domain side character The Amoral Witch of the North East?
|
#
¿
Mar 24, 2024 15:19
|
|
|
|
| # ¿ May 22, 2024 14:20 |
|
|
Dotty: Oh Belinda, the Amoral Witch of the North East, should I go into the Green Aventurine City to find the Sorcerer? Will you give me the Red Pumps so I can get back home again? Belinda: I don't know, what's in it for me? I might exchange them for the dog I guess. Dotty: Oh Belinda, you could never ask me to give up little Dodo??? Belinda: I'm not a loving charity, bitch. [Notes, tone this down for the Under 5's] Actually the amount of effort and creativity I'm putting into this merits double the ticket price.
|
|
#
¿
Mar 24, 2024 17:45
|
|
|
In order to be like the original experience, it would have to be much worse than the visitors expect it to be. So this time, a couple of jelly beans lying on the ground and a picture of Johnny Depp that was torn from an old magazine on the wall.
|
|
#
¿
Apr 13, 2024 17:24
|
|