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Jimbone Tallshanks: Dec 16, 2005; You can't pull rank on murder.

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# ¿ Feb 27, 2024 22:56

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 19:24

Jimbone Tallshanks: Dec 16, 2005; You can't pull rank on murder.

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# ¿ Feb 28, 2024 07:05

Jimbone Tallshanks: Dec 16, 2005; You can't pull rank on murder.

Local member of Oompa Loompa Union branch #459 expresses disapproval at event using scabs

# ¿ Feb 28, 2024 08:04

Jimbone Tallshanks: Dec 16, 2005; You can't pull rank on murder.

AcidCat posted:

People are just gobbling up this Wonka fiasco, though it's already getting old seeing it pop up somehow in like every other thread.

The Facebook pages have news agencies from everywhere asking for people to weigh in

# ¿ Feb 28, 2024 19:47

Jimbone Tallshanks: Dec 16, 2005; You can't pull rank on murder.

I think the organizer escaped in some kind of magical glass elevator (shower stall hoisted by crane)

# ¿ Feb 29, 2024 13:17

Jimbone Tallshanks: Dec 16, 2005; You can't pull rank on murder.

Bicyclops posted:

lol but also it's vaguely heartwarming watching the actors, parents and kids at this thing try to make the most of it. Like the way Metha Loompa notices that kid starting to be disappointed and sidles over to try to make a difference with her tiny tube of jellybeans, and how Willy Fauxnka is creasing his brow hard to hide his own pain as tries to be jubilant about taking a photo with the big chocolate bar, etc.

I've decided the moral is that kindheartedness and community win out in the face of cynical scamming. That being said,

lmao

There's stuff on Facebook from attendees of The Unknown playing with a little kid and kids genuinely happy to get their pictures taken with the props.

# ¿ Feb 29, 2024 15:57

Jimbone Tallshanks: Dec 16, 2005; You can't pull rank on murder.

Moon Slayer posted:

So was The Unknown was invented wholecloth by the chatbot or is that something from the original book (books?)? My knowledge of Wonka lore is sadly lacking.

The only thing that I can think of resembling it are the alien Vermicious Knids or the things Willy and Charlie confront on their elevator voyage to rescue Grandma Georgina from Minus Land.

# ¿ Feb 29, 2024 23:24

Jimbone Tallshanks: Dec 16, 2005; You can't pull rank on murder.

Benny Harvey posted:

It's true. There's nothing we won't batter

I like my Mars bars like I like my con men

# ¿ Mar 1, 2024 14:44

Jimbone Tallshanks: Dec 16, 2005; You can't pull rank on murder.

Shannow posted:

Nightclub I work in in Glasgow getting in on it with jellybean cocktails tonight

This is gonna be on Spirit Halloween pegs in 8 months.

# ¿ Mar 2, 2024 05:55

Jimbone Tallshanks: Dec 16, 2005; You can't pull rank on murder.

redshirt posted:

This is a sweet story, thank you for sharing.

# ¿ Mar 4, 2024 22:02

Jimbone Tallshanks: Dec 16, 2005; You can't pull rank on murder.

Cartoon Man posted:

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-68574299.amp

So is the musical about the scandal or an adaptation of the original script?

Edit: I guess the whole event and scandal.

Maybe they'll make references to The Producers.

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# ¿ Mar 17, 2024 04:00

Jimbone Tallshanks: Dec 16, 2005; You can't pull rank on murder.

redshirt posted:

I can't be anywheeeeere!!!

I can't be anythiiiiiiiiing!

I'm all alooooone

I just want to atoooone

So throw me a boooone

To me, the Unknooooown

# ¿ Mar 18, 2024 05:22

Jimbone Tallshanks: Dec 16, 2005; You can't pull rank on murder.

Five hundred twenty-five men, women, and children

How many can you scam in a year?

# ¿ Mar 18, 2024 06:08

Jimbone Tallshanks: Dec 16, 2005; You can't pull rank on murder.

I drew some drawings with A.IIIIIIIII.

My prompt was "chocolate factory thrilling"

I charged them euros, thirty-fiiiiive

I rented an abandoned building

# ¿ Mar 18, 2024 06:24

Jimbone Tallshanks: Dec 16, 2005; You can't pull rank on murder.

Das Boo posted:

I spent way too long trying to rhyme "warehouse" before abandoning it. "Building" is way more versatile.

I recommend OneLook for all your word finding needs. Like you can search for "*ing: warehouse* and it'll return all words ending in -ing related to warehouses.

# ¿ Mar 18, 2024 20:48

Jimbone Tallshanks: Dec 16, 2005; You can't pull rank on murder.

No city wants to be in Texas more than Calgary.

# ¿ Mar 24, 2024 14:36

Jimbone Tallshanks: Dec 16, 2005; You can't pull rank on murder.

Tarkus posted:

Leave it to Edmonton to take a somewhat lovely idea and suck it dry of even the faintest of life. A loving mobile app.

Edmonton is just where the OP is from, it's being "put on" in Canada, Australia, and the US.

# ¿ Mar 24, 2024 15:54

Jimbone Tallshanks: Dec 16, 2005; You can't pull rank on murder.

What's weird is that it's happening on different dates in different cities.

# ¿ Mar 24, 2024 16:10

Jimbone Tallshanks: Dec 16, 2005; You can't pull rank on murder.

Prince of the Bangles, a smobbit named Obliob and his friends must embrace destiny and return a magic bangle to the jewellers, as the gift receipt is in his name.

# ¿ Mar 25, 2024 01:29

Jimbone Tallshanks: Dec 16, 2005; You can't pull rank on murder.

This seems like the modern day version of when Marie Antoinette would go to a staged village and pretend to be a commoner.

# ¿ Apr 12, 2024 16:01

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 19:24

Jimbone Tallshanks: Dec 16, 2005; You can't pull rank on murder.

redshirt posted:

I'm gonna take my imaginary friend group right up to that witch's castle and tell her what.

...are you talking about Wizard of Oz?

# ¿ Apr 13, 2024 08:35

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