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Riatsala posted:When people meet my GF they assume I'm rich Well…are you??
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Songbearer posted:Same They have good taste then. 
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Grey Cat posted:They have good taste then. Oh you 
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Feb 29, 2024 01:20
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I got a 7 on hotornot in 2005
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Feb 29, 2024 01:23
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Squiggle posted:I got a 7 on hotornot in 2005 Same. That was also my peak cuteness and it’s been 15 years. Oh no…
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Haptical Sales Slut posted:Well…are you?? Sometimes women make mistakes!
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I know because I go to the gym 5 days a week and usually I look at other people at the gym and envy them having to envy me, then I stare at myself in the mirror and flex and kiss my biceps and make love to myself in my imagination, but there’s still this hole inside and I cry every night oh god helpmeehatswrongijustwantlove But no I’m good, why do you ask?
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Feb 29, 2024 02:35
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When your mom tells you that you are very handsome that is something you can take to the bank. Moms would never lie about something like this
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Feb 29, 2024 11:51
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Only when you find the greatest love of all OP
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Feb 29, 2024 12:28
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if you're hot and you check out a dating app pretty much anyone you swipe right on is a match
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Mar 1, 2024 00:09
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I don't think I'm that physically attractive but I tend to told I have a sexy voice constantly so that keeps me going I do ok on dating apps too but that's more because I'm funny and genuine
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Mar 1, 2024 00:10
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Actually I'd probably be physically attractive if I just committed to being bald and shaved my head every week
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I leave my yearly checkup with my general practitioner, and they don't tell me anything I need to improve on.
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I never think of myself as physically attractive, but at least my eyes, notably my long eyelashes get frequent compliments from women who tell me they wish they had similar lashes. “You have pretty eyes” is a real confidence booster, and in that moment I feel like maybe I’m not so bad looking after all 
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Mar 1, 2024 01:26
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A guy keeps calling me and telling me he wants my skin, so that's a self esteem booster if there ever was one.
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Mar 1, 2024 01:32
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Women don't respond to my advances because of my overly-intimidating good looks.
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Internetjack posted:Women don't respond to my advances because of my overly-intimidating good looks. Well at least you have confidence.
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Internetjack posted:Women don't respond
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I get into complicated three way relationships in every small logging town I drift into.
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redshirt posted:I get into complicated three way relationships in every small logging town I drift into. It's true, they've inspired so many Mills and Boon novels, many a woman over the world has unknowingly swooned and even, dare I say it, *fawned*.
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Mar 1, 2024 03:49
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I know I'm not physically attractive, because I'm still single despite being a tryhard at changing that status. If someone compliments you try to determine their angle and what they're trying to sell you.
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Mar 1, 2024 04:01
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Sometimes I worry I'm not attractive, then I remember that I am HBO's "Masters Of The Air" star Austin Butler.
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Mar 1, 2024 04:13
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I'm a hit at bars, I spend a lot of time behind them
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Mar 1, 2024 04:27
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Women love my large, aquiline nose.
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I'm working on it, geeze but I also want to eat an entire pizza with my bare hands
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Mister Speaker posted:Women love my large, aquiline nose. You lucky bastard, wimmens love the pomp and dander of the equine.
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ChickenHeart posted:I'm working on it, geeze Eating an entire unsliced pizza with your hands isn't unattractive, it's all about how little sauce you get everywhere in the process. Kinda like olympic divers making a small splash.
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My wife thinks I'm cute
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Sorry for all the ops without long term partners
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Mar 1, 2024 05:21
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Apparently I have a really nice voice, but a face for radio if you catch my drift.
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Martman posted:I wish I was LeVar Burton Lance Reddick? Buddy, you are attractive
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tango alpha delta posted:Apparently I have a really nice voice, but a face for radio if you catch my drift. Sounds like you're due for a discord gf
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I look in the mirror and then angle it at someone much prettier and pretend it's me
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Mar 1, 2024 17:01
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I'm married and have even had sex!
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:I'm a hit at bars, I spend a lot of time behind them I was sitting at the bar last weekend and I had to fart. I tried to let it out silently but it ended up being super loud and people around me heard. This lady "scooped" her half empty pint glass in the air behind my rear end, chugged the rest of her beer with a big "AHHHHH" and winked at me 
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Larry Cum Free posted:I was sitting at the bar last weekend and I had to fart. I tried to let it out silently but it ended up being super loud and people around me heard. This lady "scooped" her half empty pint glass in the air behind my rear end, chugged the rest of her beer with a big "AHHHHH" and winked at me Thats marriage material right there
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i assume you would know if you're physically attractive if strangers tell you so directly to your face, loudly and repeatedly. As this has never happened before to me, the only reasonable conclusion is that I am a horrifically ugly disgusting abomination of a man who has absolutely no business interacting with other people unless its thru a screen.
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Mar 1, 2024 19:30
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'cause I'm so hard to see.
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Inzombiac posted:I'm married and have even had sex! Woah.
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