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I know that I am a slovenly goon
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I look like Grey Cat
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Mar 2, 2024 00:15
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I actually don't but I think she's great so shoutout
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Mar 2, 2024 00:18
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I look like you, the reader of this post 
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Mar 2, 2024 00:44
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I'll get confirmation whether I am if one day someone touches the no no place. It hasn't happened yet after 43 years, but I'm an optimist!
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Mar 2, 2024 00:51
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I'm physically attractive but emotionally radioactive
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Mar 2, 2024 00:53
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Instead of people falling for me while I'm obliviously doing whatever I want in life, I have to Actually Try. So, no.
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Mar 2, 2024 01:16
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Mirage posted:Instead of people falling for me while I'm obliviously doing whatever I want in life, I have to Actually Try. So, no. Goddamn you're so hot
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Mar 2, 2024 01:25
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Songbearer posted:I look like Grey Cat  A good indicator. Oscar Wild posted:I'm physically attractive but emotionally radioactive I'm emotionally attractive and physically radioactive. I need medical attention Grey Cat fucked around with this message at 01:29 on Mar 2, 2024 |
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Mar 2, 2024 01:27
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Oscar Wild posted:I'm physically attractive but emotionally radioactive Woah, fr fr.
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Mar 2, 2024 01:44
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Inzombiac posted:I'm married and have even had sex! Ew
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Mar 2, 2024 03:37
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I got caveman face and scars from fightin.
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Mar 2, 2024 04:23
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JamMaster Flash posted:I got caveman face and scars from fightin. Oh look the new Jarl is going to pick their wife.
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Mar 2, 2024 04:31
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I have a pretty good chin, and can wear a beard
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Mar 2, 2024 04:40
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Don't worry about what I think, why don't you ask... your mom? 
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Mar 2, 2024 06:27
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Recently I was told that I look like Keanu Reeves from a distance, which I was feeling smug about, until I realised this means that up close I really really don't look like Keanu
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Mar 2, 2024 08:21
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I have hypno powers, so I COULD make you look into my eye, and you'd get lost in there, and make up all kinds of fantasy, but all would lead to me (ME!)....
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Mar 2, 2024 08:23
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I'm gonna look so good when I take redshirt's skin and wear it as a suit. Like, so good.
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Mar 2, 2024 08:24
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syntaxfunction posted:I'm gonna look so good when I take redshirt's skin and wear it as a suit. Like, so good. LEAVE IT ALL TO ME (Y'ALL)
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Mar 2, 2024 08:33
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friendly reminder to always gas up your bros. tell you bros they are pretty, thats what real bros do for each other.
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Mar 2, 2024 08:41
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Every time a woman tells me I have a really nice, long face you know exactly who I think of RIP king
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Mar 2, 2024 08:59
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i know im pretty coz people keep throwing free stuff at me: stones, empties, sometimes even food
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Mar 2, 2024 09:55
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I'm definitely the most attractive man on my street. At the end anyway. The last three or four houses.
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Mar 2, 2024 10:52
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Im the most attractive man at my department at worm but that's because I am the only man besides my manager who is a fat corny boomer who now i think of it might get more of the sexeh eyes towards him then me because i don't talk and dress fancy
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Mar 2, 2024 10:57
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I just know it. 
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Mar 2, 2024 12:20
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People on twitter tell me.
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Mar 2, 2024 13:05
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People look at my butt a lot.
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Mar 2, 2024 14:09
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Ugly people smile at you.
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Mar 2, 2024 14:46
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Emotionally damaged 28 year olds keep trying to sleep with me, is how.
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Mar 2, 2024 15:55
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There's a simple formula: Just focus on mass and you'll be more attractive.
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Mar 2, 2024 18:38
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When people ask me what I do for a living, and I say pharmacist, they say "oh that makes sense you look like one". Hmm, hold on Once a tourist I bumped into near Bourbon Street confided in me that he knew I was "that Harry Potter" but he was cool and didn't want to make a scene pointing it out to people. Thanks guy. Dr. Red Ranger fucked around with this message at 18:43 on Mar 2, 2024 |
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Mar 2, 2024 18:40
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Enormous breasts, OP
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Mar 2, 2024 18:43
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Real answer: Men argue with me when I tell them I'm ace.
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Mar 2, 2024 19:42
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I'm always the one that Poly couples awkwardly hit on at board game nights
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Mar 2, 2024 20:04
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I’ve been told I look like a banker, but I just don't see it.
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Mar 2, 2024 20:08
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Mans are always pulling over to ask me if I need a ride
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Mar 2, 2024 20:33
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one time before I went to jail some girl told me I had charisma I think about that alot
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Mar 2, 2024 20:37
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Das Boo posted:Real answer: Men argue with me when I tell them I'm ace. lol
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Mar 2, 2024 20:37
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I'm almost always late, because if I catch my reflection in a pool of water I can't help but stare.
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tripwood posted:Ugly people smile at you. But I smile at.... Oh no
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