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girl who lives downstairs from me keeps telling my gf that she thinks i'm attractive my gf doesn't find this person's husband attractive though so there will probably be no regrettable drug fuelled swinging session
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nice snype lmao
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HORSE-SLAUGHTERER posted:nice snype lmao Reported
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redshirt posted:I worked at this big time job with this dipshit male model. The whole package, truthfully, he was stunning. Rooms changed when he walked in. And there I am in my Levi Dockers. Was he actually a dipshit though? Sometimes people assume a really attractive person is dumb but if you take the time to get to know them you'd realize they're actually in the 97th percentile of intelligence according to multiple, legitimate IQ tests and also they're well-read and sensitive and good at martial arts too.
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Larry Cum Free posted:Was he actually a dipshit though? Sometimes people assume a really attractive person is dumb but if you take the time to get to know them you'd realize they're actually in the 97th percentile of intelligence according to multiple, legitimate IQ tests and also they're well-read and sensitive and good at martial arts too. Being good at martial arts made me attractive....to other dudes.
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Larry Cum Free posted:Was he actually a dipshit though? Sometimes people assume a really attractive person is dumb but if you take the time to get to know them you'd realize they're actually in the 97th percentile of intelligence according to multiple, legitimate IQ tests and also they're well-read and sensitive and good at martial arts too. Objectively, probably not. He had the educational pedigree, though I've long learned there's certain types of Ivey Leaguers who are as dumb as any jock rear end in a top hat. Compared to me? Yeah, he was a dipshit.  But objectively? He played the role, he did well in meetings, he had the resume, he was super model hot...
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Mar 15, 2024 19:33
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The number of apocalyptically gay memes I get from my straight male friends talking about us kissing and rubbing on each other lets me know I’m extremely desirable
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Mar 15, 2024 19:39
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MoonshineWilly posted:trailer park 7 The Seven Samurai remake we need.
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Mar 15, 2024 22:40
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At about 16 I thought I was ugly so I just figured I'd just work to get real good at eating girls out instead. Honestly probably the best idea 16 year old me ever had.
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Mar 16, 2024 09:18
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If it is understood it doesn’t need to be said.
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Animal-Mother posted:The Seven Samurai remake we need. Lone Wolf and Several Cubs to Various Lady Wolves With Poor Decision-Making Skills
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Mar 16, 2024 10:46
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Girls don't let ugly creeps eat them out. Hypothetically.
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Ratios and Tendency posted:Girls don't let ugly creeps eat them out. Average creeps and above.
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Mar 16, 2024 12:29
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in most relationships one is the comparatively attractive one and one is the one that tries really hard, I’ve been on both sides of that spectrum
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Mar 19, 2024 08:26
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i look in the mirror at myself and immediately cum
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just chiming in to say that yeah, im pretty hot
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Mar 19, 2024 10:16
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I keep getting mistaken for Zendaya.
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Mar 19, 2024 11:19
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Because I am shy with a repulsive personality and still manage to acquire terrifying stalkers. Practically the anchor of my entire self-esteem.
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HORSE-SLAUGHTERER posted:nice snype lmao snipes are one of the weirdest hold-over concepts on these forums. who care it's like when sometimes ppl still get upset over someone saying My Wife/GF even though we're like 90 years old and probably most people who want partners, have partners its not 2005 nemore
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Mar 21, 2024 15:00
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Yesterday one of the guys at work told me he'd suck my dick.
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Mar 21, 2024 17:43
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wesleywillis posted:Yesterday one of the guys at work told me he'd suck my dick. Well yeah that’s kind of what we do at this factory.
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Mar 21, 2024 17:56
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I was bored in the checkout line at the grocery store yesterday, so I started screeching the music from NES Punch-Out and a statuesque woman came over and silenced me with a passionate kiss!  Someone who is objectively ugly should try that to see if it's a standard tactic or if it is only used on the physically attractive.
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Mar 21, 2024 18:08
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Larry Cum Free posted:I was bored in the checkout line at the grocery store yesterday, so I started screeching the music from NES Punch-Out and a statuesque woman came over and silenced me with a passionate kiss! Thats just how anti-vaxx people greet in the grocery shops these days
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Uhhhh, I’m still not sure what this means but someone at work used my name as their password. It was a confusing conversation.
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