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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Post truths folks dont want to hear and aint ready for
 
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pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

Three Olives posted:

If you are over the age of 40 and don't already own a home, have six figures in retirement accounts and six-months - year salary in liquid cash, you might as well invest in the lottery because it's never going to happen for you.

does anyone actually like this guy?

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pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

 my question stands

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pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

Pajser posted:

Cuntry living is loving awful and all the percieved notions of peace and quiet are absolute lies.

Enjoy nossy gossipy neighboors do dumb bullshit to you for percieved slights.
Double that if they're fundies and youre one those people.

Hope you love seeing your kids constantly acting out, because they're bored out their minds.

Dont forget the wonders of maintaining a garden and pretend you just loving love digging in the dirt and shoveling poo poo for hours on end every loving day for the rest of your life. Oh yes the salad and potatoes are great and healthy yes this definately was not massive waste of your time its just natural yes everything is fine

And of course in these times of increasingly frequent natural disasters like storms and floods, the whole communinty comes together to help hahahahahahahahahahaha

yeah i feel like the optimal move is living in a lovely boring midsize city where nothing happens but there are enough people that you dont need to worry about ever being recognized and you dont really have to take care of yourself as it were

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