Survivor 46 - See the stars of The Traitors Season 5 here first!

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Diabetic: Sep 29, 2006; When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world Diabeetus.

Jelinsky is the kind of guy I wouldn't trust to not drown in the rain. Holy poo poo, I've worked with guys like him who think they do hard work and are amazing and you feel gaslit that they think that.

It really upset me for people to want to keep him instead of Jess, back to back to back gently caress ups and it took tribal where he again, hosed himself for him to get a unanimous vote. Jess, win this whole thing out of pure spite, please.

# ¿ Mar 3, 2024 00:33

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 08:20

Diabetic: Sep 29, 2006; When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world Diabeetus.

I don't know if it's intentional or what but drat can they stop talking to the Survivors before Tribal and they have a really great idea what to do at Tribal that makes a LOT of sense, only for them to vote the most boring way possible.

The Tribe at least had a bright idea that yeah, Kenzie is already playing the game super hard and she's going to drop them like a bad habit if she makes it to a merge, still went with the Jess vote.

I genuinely felt bad for Jess, she got put on a poo poo Tribe that just didn't even give her a chance, I did admire that she says: "You know what? I got a family that loves me, a husband that loves me, I'll be fine." Having her hunt for an idol and it's half the team doing it, she knows at least something is up. That poo poo was mean spirited, not even worth doing, and made me glad these guys will get steam rolled, unlike the last season with a similar setup.

# ¿ Mar 7, 2024 15:21

Diabetic: Sep 29, 2006; When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world Diabeetus.

Is saying: "Let's go to the final tribe with an all girl alliance" just an absolute death knell for the people trying to do it? On paper, yes it absolutely works, in reality, it has never really worked because there is always one or two that are like "Ya know those boys know what they are doing."

# ¿ Mar 7, 2024 19:40

Diabetic: Sep 29, 2006; When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world Diabeetus.

Hunter gave up a promising future to be a contestant on survivor and being a teacher

... Man I hope he wins

# ¿ Mar 14, 2024 01:21

Diabetic: Sep 29, 2006; When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world Diabeetus.

I feel bad they're going back to tribal council but I don't feel THAT bad after the fake idol.

Also, my God, Bhanu is a loving idiot, or a wannabe mastermind because I'm pretty sure no one said that poo poo to him.

# ¿ Mar 14, 2024 01:53

Diabetic: Sep 29, 2006; When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world Diabeetus.

So they're gonna go to tribal, Bhanu is gonna lose his loving mind and there will be no vote. Bhanu will go back to camp in a fetal position.

# ¿ Mar 14, 2024 02:22

Diabetic: Sep 29, 2006; When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world Diabeetus.

Man, he clearly was fine in the credits, being med-evaced and finding out a few hours later you're fine has to suck.

# ¿ Mar 14, 2024 02:53

Diabetic: Sep 29, 2006; When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world Diabeetus.

It really feels like this and last season they were testing something. You had a complete garbage no way in Hell tribe on both, the previous season it was really rough and you felt genuinely bad for them losing and just wanting it to merge/end already. Now you have a team that is in the same boat, but you want them to lose so bad. You have the world's tallest quitter, a man with a very vengeful god to keep him in play while he wails on the rocks that everyone is against him, a lady who was cloned from "My Girl" who plays the game in circles around her team, they all know it but keep her, another girl who takes advisement and can make good moves but will go with the most boring one, and a man who refuses to lose, yet loses constantly. I don't include Jess in this because she was a decent person but also didn't really play the game.

# ¿ Mar 14, 2024 14:15

Diabetic: Sep 29, 2006; When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world Diabeetus.

freeman posted:

They probably didn't expect the tall guy to implode so badly out of the gate. He probably would have been good enough to at least get them a 2nd place in one of the last 2 challenges just due to his height being relevant in both.

I'd argue that they did know, this guy quit so many times that they should've seen in his psych profile coming a mile away.

I'll be super pissed for Randen if he doesn't get a chance to come back in another season.

# ¿ Mar 14, 2024 16:55

Diabetic: Sep 29, 2006; When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world Diabeetus.

Invalid Validation posted:

Well yea it’s happened for the past like 5 seasons because one tribe somehow has all the losers on it and can’t win a challenge.

It's boring to watch, I know there are two other tribes but outside the really obnoxious spam email lady, the swiftie, the Metallica guy, and everyone hating the girl that's pretty we don't know poo poo about them. It's kind of baffling we're focused heavily on the losers but it takes about 4 weeks before you start actually seeing the ones that are really the focus for the season.

# ¿ Mar 18, 2024 20:28

Diabetic: Sep 29, 2006; When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world Diabeetus.

I get that he had a positive message, but he's praying to his vengeful God, only to tell him to piss off thirty seconds later. Dude didn't need survivor, needed therapy. He wanted to dedicate it to all the Bhanus out there, man if that's his best, that was the worst role model ever.

# ¿ Mar 21, 2024 03:26

Diabetic: Sep 29, 2006; When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world Diabeetus.

Propaganda Machine posted:

I wonder if he has better self-control with food in his belly.

I mean, probably not, but I wonder!

Did they not eat from the challenge they won?

# ¿ Mar 21, 2024 03:31

Diabetic: Sep 29, 2006; When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world Diabeetus.

It feels like this may have been less miserable and more entertaining if it was just two tribes. Because these last few seasons always have a losing tribe that just gets beat down to death.

# ¿ Mar 21, 2024 15:32

Diabetic: Sep 29, 2006; When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world Diabeetus.

I know everyone loves Australian Survivor, I admit myself as well, but a lot can be said about why everyone likes it. It's back to basics Survivor without all these other weird advantages/disadvantages in play that can be annoying to keep track of and just bogs down the whole thing, along with a longer time on the island to get to know each other, makes for way more entertaining TV rather than people that come on the US version who have a game they want to play, and will do it hardcore, rather than developing into what they want to do cause the time is so short for them.

# ¿ Mar 21, 2024 16:38

Diabetic: Sep 29, 2006; When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world Diabeetus.

I'm honestly wondering now that since Australian Survivor was on Paramount + until semi-recently that if Jeff didn't lose his poo poo about how everyone likes it and they took it off for that reason.

# ¿ Mar 21, 2024 17:47

Diabetic: Sep 29, 2006; When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world Diabeetus.

Nihonniboku posted:

Bhanu also complained that he's not an actor so he does not know how to lie or hide his emotions.

Also Bhanu:

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm14003069/

.....

What a dickhead.

# ¿ Mar 24, 2024 03:34

Diabetic: Sep 29, 2006; When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world Diabeetus.

Ok so it's impossible to watch on Paramount+. I just tried to pull it up, cause I missed it last night, last episode I watched was episode 2 of this season. When you try to scroll through episodes on Paramount, it now lists them in a variety of episode 1s followed by episode 2s. Whoever is over this app needs to be put on an island with Bhanu and forced to praise him.

# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 23:39

Diabetic: Sep 29, 2006; When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world Diabeetus.

Khanstant posted:

Yeah I watch them on Goku.sx because Paramount's actual service is so bad.

I'm just in awe, you can't even navigate this thing. This isn't even including Showtime closing its app, to have it be also part of this and a separate charge to use it after shutting down their own app that was included with channel subscription, which is now entirely separate.

# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 00:27

Diabetic: Sep 29, 2006; When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world Diabeetus.

Fast Luck posted:

i just now got around to hearing Rob speculate that maybe also that vote flipped against Jem when Tim got back from the journey and said, "Hey Maria, I just got you into a 6-person alliance for merge." Don't wanna do a split on Tim/Ben after that.

Another random thought was that Jem leaving out that beware advantage, if she did actually get away with it and put suspicion on Tim, made people think they can't vote Tim and had better split onto Ben or just vote Ben, made Charlie say hey I really don't want to lose Ben, made Jem go

Jem discovering she could lie without laughing just triggered something in her to go full hog and she paid for it. If she had played her idol or had lasted another episode they probably would have voted her off anyway because the idol would've proven she's the one that she did that beware advantage trick and everyone was pissed for digging for nothing.

# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 16:13

Diabetic: Sep 29, 2006; When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world Diabeetus.

IMO, I think Q got upset that he didn't like they would know he was the one that "instrumented" the vote out this time. It hurt his ego that he would be known as "the bad guy." Now, why they all kept him?

Uh..maybe they all want a piece of that fashion line he's coming up with.

# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 14:52

Diabetic: Sep 29, 2006; When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world Diabeetus.

That whole tribe is still loving nuts, even merged they're unhinged

# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 01:24

Diabetic: Sep 29, 2006; When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world Diabeetus.

Q will 100% be the goat into the finals. No one will want to work with him long, he'll sell his game like he made big moves but not one jury vote will go to him.

He is the Specialist Part 2 - Even More Useless

# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 02:40

Diabetic: Sep 29, 2006; When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world Diabeetus.

I have to say kudos to the producers/luck of the draw to have such a loving chaotic and idiotic group of people that were concentrated in one tribe. I doubt they would stick out as much had they been split up in the beginning, but now, my God.

# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 03:15

Diabetic: Sep 29, 2006; When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world Diabeetus.

Holy God! I had my first child there!!!! Applebee's is incredible! I'm having a stroke!!!!!

# ¿ May 2, 2024 01:17

Diabetic: Sep 29, 2006; When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world Diabeetus.

dweepus posted:

Survivor 46 - The answer to your problem is Applebee's

Damnit I was beaten! Still though loving Applebee's is the poo poo.

# ¿ May 2, 2024 01:19

Diabetic: Sep 29, 2006; When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world Diabeetus.

dweepus posted:

Liz looks legitimately crushed.

Over Applebee's

# ¿ May 2, 2024 01:22

Diabetic: Sep 29, 2006; When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world Diabeetus.

Lol loving Applebee's commercial after that playing the song "get yo freak on"

# ¿ May 2, 2024 01:26

Diabetic: Sep 29, 2006; When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world Diabeetus.

Fast Luck posted:

Honestly i was surprised none of the other people Q chose tried to give up their spot to her. I know they're all hungry and there's a game going on but lmao. Shes going to die

I have zero sympathy. People that come on this show and don't eat because of dietary restrictions, why come on? I would make do, you really shouldn't be allowed on if you can't eat there, hell I would be void as diabetic and I'm ok with that

# ¿ May 2, 2024 01:30

Diabetic: Sep 29, 2006; When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world Diabeetus.

Fast Luck posted:

She's severely allergic to coconut and a bunch of other stuff. One of the metas in a normal season reward situation is for the winner to choose people who haven't gone on one before or in a long time. So it's already just a normal play. Here someone is starving. Just bring her, she's as likely or more to work with you as Kenzie!

I changed my statement after I learned she's allergic but even then it seems loving stupid to come into a game that is based around eating the things that would kill you. If myself as a diabetic can't play for obvious health reasons, why let someone that will die here eating anything on the show?

# ¿ May 2, 2024 01:40

Diabetic: Sep 29, 2006; When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world Diabeetus.

Holy gently caress, this season is saved, and it's all thanks to Applebee's.

# ¿ May 2, 2024 01:42

Diabetic: Sep 29, 2006; When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world Diabeetus.

This has to be a record for most idols unplayed

# ¿ May 2, 2024 02:31

Diabetic: Sep 29, 2006; When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world Diabeetus.

The more I think about it the more dumb Liz is. You came on this show allergic to any food they have besides rice. You say you don't need the money and you're doing it for your daughter. Why in God's Earth would you then have a giant rear end meltdown over Applebee's?

I could never be on this show because I would have enough self awareness to not do this. Anything Liz has done in life up to this point is now gonna be overshadowed by the blowing up on TV over Applebee's.

I feel bad for her because the Internet is gonna get loving vicious and her poor kids is gonna have to put up with it.

# ¿ May 3, 2024 00:01

Diabetic: Sep 29, 2006; When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world Diabeetus.

I'll say this: Every time Applebee's has been featured i love the episode because it brings out the wildest poo poo. Almost as fun as them trying to sell Jack and Jill.

# ¿ May 3, 2024 14:50

Diabetic: Sep 29, 2006; When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world Diabeetus.

obliriovrons posted:

This episode sure is bringing some interesting perspectives out of a handful of people in this thread!

Why would this person who is stressed, starving, and sleep-deprived have an emotional outburst? I surely would never

She blew up about Q "ruining her game" despite her having literally no game. Q has done nothing to her other than existing as a force of chaos and her then sheepish half apology after that, yeah I guess it's an interesting perspective.

My theory for endgame is Liz and Q at the final tribal as the goats, and whoever is the third wins.

# ¿ May 3, 2024 16:57

Diabetic: Sep 29, 2006; When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world Diabeetus.

Invalid Validation posted:

I don’t know I bet if you sign up for her email marketing services she’ll tell you.

Her email service just seems more and more like just a personal newsletter that she sends out to thousands of unwitting participants who just signed up for coupons on vacuums.

# ¿ May 5, 2024 14:30

Diabetic: Sep 29, 2006; When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world Diabeetus.

Poque posted:

One of my strongest food memories is Applebees pizza and I passed some eighth grade standardized test by writing a narrative essay about it.

Their pizza is weirdly sweet as my daughter and son would order it every now and then. It kinda slaps, as they say.

# ¿ May 5, 2024 18:04

Diabetic: Sep 29, 2006; When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world Diabeetus.

Instead of letters from family/Reunion, Bhanu comes back to reenact Hamlet for the winning reward group. Ben is voted out for trying to get his catchphrase about rock to take off, it never does. Liz loses her poo poo but quickly recovers and no one notices.

# ¿ May 8, 2024 19:07

Diabetic: Sep 29, 2006; When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world Diabeetus.

I'm telling you all, keep Q to the end, everyone hates his rear end and unless he is giving it all away, you're guaranteed to win if you carry him to the final 3.

# ¿ May 9, 2024 04:32

Diabetic: Sep 29, 2006; When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world Diabeetus.

ApplesandOranges posted:

She can eat seafood, Tevin and Hunter apparently got crabs for her before they were voted out. She's also allergic to chicken (but not beef).

Also Jeff said specifically in this episode that there was gluten free pizza so Liz could eat.

Man it'd be real hosed if she made that up.

If Charlie ain't eliminated he's got the huge rear end appeal of being a Swiftie and a nice guy overall.

Maria is nice but she's too under the radar and safe, granted it gives her the ability to talk to anyone it is too safe.

Only way Q goes home is in a to-go bag if Liz just fuckin eats him.

# ¿ May 9, 2024 16:43

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 08:20

Diabetic: Sep 29, 2006; When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world Diabeetus.

So I finally got to sit down and actually watch the episode. Maria wanted Q over Liz 100% to keep him happy, own that decision, don't get all indignant when someone calls you out on it, it looks more respectable than you saying bullshit about who really needed it.

Venus was dumb as poo poo as well, they have all had her name on their lips, why think you can hold onto it? You know Q has at least some allies and no other name comes up and you even SAY you don't want to go home with it?!

Meanwhile, Liz can't have enough attention and did by far the dumbest vote despite her supervillain nemesis Q, she voted Venus and it made zero sense.

# ¿ May 9, 2024 23:41

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