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The earth is a hollowed out husk covered mostly in desert and misery. Also their still making Ghostbusters films. the 15th installment of the franchise has just been released. Or maybe it's the 16th? It's hard to keep track anymore...
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Dan Aykroyd has become a cybernetic organism in order to allow him to make continued cameos.
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Feb 29, 2024 14:21
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the monsters and ghosts are ai generated at this point, but now it just gives them accurate and proportionate human anatomy and everyone wishes it still had the uncanny valley effect instead
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Feb 29, 2024 16:02
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wow can't believe I slept for 76 years, it was just supposed to be an afternoon nap!
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Areola Grande posted:*dies of a weed overdose* Weed is now illegal again. Because (drug) bustin' makes me feel good!
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Mar 1, 2024 01:09
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Areola Grande posted:*dies of a weed overdose* the strains these days are so much more potent than the ones people were breeding ~80 years ago when the legalization movement really started taking off in the US |
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Mar 1, 2024 07:16
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the only toys that exist anymore for kids are homemade dolls made from scavenged bones and string and Lego and everyone pluralizes them as Legos now and nobody calls them "Lego bricks" |
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Mar 1, 2024 07:21
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canyoneer posted:the only toys that exist anymore for kids are homemade dolls made from scavenged bones and string and Lego and everyone pluralizes them as Legos now and nobody calls them "Lego bricks" AKA the Great Beanie Baby Revival or GBBR  FINALLY |
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Mar 1, 2024 08:46
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No it's not OP, please make sure your calendar is current
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Mar 1, 2024 08:55
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the year is... 2100 AD i'm still...  ...suckin' on a chili dog outside the tastee freez
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ToastGhost posted:No it's not OP, please make sure your calendar is current Maybe you should quit living in the past?
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Mar 1, 2024 10:18
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I'm now stroking my cybernetic penis into oblivion at 8 gajillion tugs per second
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Mar 1, 2024 14:23
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Piss And Shittium posted:I'm now stroking my cybernetic penis into oblivion at 8 gajillion tugs per second jealous... I couldn't afford my penis license this quarter
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Mar 1, 2024 14:34
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RavenousScoot posted:jealous... I couldn't afford my penis license this quarter lol |
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Mar 1, 2024 21:52
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The year is 2100 AD Ghoatsebusters plays on a 24 hour loop on TNT I power up my Toyota Playstation and load up Hello: Combat Resolved
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i slip another quarter into the air to get another nice big lungful of fresh smog |
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Mar 2, 2024 04:28
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a parking meter gives me change
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Mar 2, 2024 04:33
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i get my bindle snagged on a passing popup ad to hitch a ride to the city |
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Mar 2, 2024 04:34
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everyone watches pro wrestling because every other sport has been defunded
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The first whale is elected president but its like a huge uproar because the incumbent dolphin has provided many snacks
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Mar 2, 2024 04:36
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electric scooters are finally outlawed
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Mar 2, 2024 04:37
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Khanstant posted:i get my bindle snagged on a passing popup ad to hitch a ride to the city i stream “Been Caught Scrobblin’” on my LG TunePad outside your window
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like i understand if you rarely need to write the year down and accidentally thought it was 2023 but 2100 is decades away. real embarassing |
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Mar 2, 2024 17:19
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we round years to the nearest hundred in the future, it's actually been 2100 for awhile
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Mar 2, 2024 18:19
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the bourgeoisie moving the Firestone Complete Auto Care from your vacant lot riddled suburban mainstreet to the slightly busier vacant lot riddled suburban mainstreet 5 miles south |
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i only ever use a/c but i'm still getting charged for heating |
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Mar 2, 2024 21:57
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Day 486 in the desolate wasteland we call Earth. I've just run out of credits to use my Fartmaster3000 toilet. poo poo and piss is building up on the floor, and I'm running out of places to expunge my bodily fluids. I tried borrowing some credits from my neighbour Jimmy, but the Toilet Police kicked my door down, punched me in the head and stole the credits. Hopefully tomorrow will be a better day.
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Mar 4, 2024 11:59
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Piss And Shittium posted:Hopefully tomorrow will be a better day. I didn’t even have to use my AK-2000 Andre 3000 Potato Debudder
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Chili Dogs are extinct. Freezes are still available, but taste varies. Suckin is still massively popular.
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Ghostbusters 27: Final Flight Ghosts are just dead humans guys, what are we doing here? They flicker the lights and we “trap” them? They’re already dead. This makes no sense. Now streaming on Disney’s Netflix’d Amazon Prime for Hulu (leaving in 4 days!) Written and Directed by Bryce Diamond Dallas Page Howard-Tarrantino also sodas are $5000 and houses are free
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Superweed: Ghostbustin' is too dank. It's 10x addictive as a shot of espresso.
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Pahilla the Hun posted:everyone watches pro wrestling because every other sport has been defunded somehow sumo wrestling also remains popular, but it’s now a religion |
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Apr 2, 2024 06:13
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Rags to Liches posted:somehow sumo wrestling also remains popular, but it’s now a religion TBF it has a pretty religious background.
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Escape From Noise posted:TBF it has a pretty religious background. yeah, it comes out of Shinto I think |
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Fingers and toes are now hot-swappable |
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Mission: Possible hits the theaters this summer!!
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the pink sun begins to wane over the horizon, fading into the clouds of plastidust that form the boundary to the forbidden zone. they'll be coming soon, and they'll be hungry. i gesture to my companions, causing a cascade of work stoppage as each in turn takes what salvage they've gathered back to the safety of the MEN'Z KAVE.
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Sherbert Hoover posted:the pink sun begins to wane over the horizon, fading into the clouds of plastidust that form the boundary to the forbidden zone. they'll be coming soon, and they'll be hungry. i gesture to my companions, causing a cascade of work stoppage as each in turn takes what salvage they've gathered back to the safety of the MEN'Z KAVE. hey i remember that |
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