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marshalljim
Mar 6, 2013

yospos

the milk machine posted:

stadium super trucks with wicked downforce so they hit the jumps but just drive directly down the other side while sticking to the ground

Give them some lift so they fly further and the turns are even crazier.

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Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000
Given the sequence of events is it plausible that: 1) Nobody likes Horner and Newey felt like leaving after Horner's latest sexcrimes but 2) Surely there must have been some clandestine discussion of this between the parties involved so that 3) Horrible Helmut thought it was more important to keep Horrific Horner than to keep Adrian The Great which implies that 4) RBR are so awful an organization that they actually prefer sexcriming over winning in their chosen sport, they are involved in sex crimes for the principle of it, not just sex crimes as collateral damage, they will stop at nothing to carry out sex crimes

I'm hoping to logically deduce more reasons to hate RBR

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Zedd posted:

And then Adrian got this run

Lmao

Full Collapse
Dec 4, 2002


So what you’re really saying is RBR are the Canadian military?

SocksAndSandals
Jun 6, 2011


Red BUTT Racing

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

marshalljim posted:

Give them some lift so they fly further and the turns are even crazier.

stadium super trucks that never touch the ground between race start and finish, I'm so fuckin in

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

SocksAndSandals posted:

Red BUTT Racing

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

finally got around to watching the indycar long Beach race. Dixon did an alonso and backed up newgarden multiple times, but newgarden isn't a moron like George so he never crashed.

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

i have hired adrian newey to make me more aerodynamic

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

spaceblancmange posted:

i have hired adrian newey to make me more aerodynamic

Newey's getting Daft Punk back together?

the paradigm shift
Jan 18, 2006

newey just retires imo

MustardFacial
Jun 20, 2011
George Russel's
Official Something Awful Account
Lifelong Tory Voter
He’s going to Williams. This is all part of James Vowels plan.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

Zedd posted:

And then Adrian got this run

Lol

Roller Coast Guard
Aug 27, 2006

With this magnificent aircraft,
and my magnificent facial hair,
the British Empire will never fall!


Tony quidprano posted:

Khiblaheim is right, red bull just put out a statement that they are "unaware of Newey's intentions to quit" which means there's a huge legal shitstorm brewing that's gonna be great to watch

Peak comedy option: Newey contractually forced to design the 2025 car, intentionally builds the slowest ugliest poo poo brick possible.

Russian Bear
Dec 26, 2007


Hot off the press: Newey can’t work for another F1 team this year and next so he goes on garden leave to resurrect HRC in motogp.

Custard Undies
Jan 7, 2006

#essereFerrari

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqT0u6QDJtg

Just to break up the Newey chat.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016


When they flash the podium at the end I lost it laughing

Unironic: turn Monaco into a night race

ilmucche fucked around with this message at 08:32 on Apr 26, 2024

Bloody Pom
Jun 5, 2011



No Newey, an unproven Ford engine and likely no Max.

RBR is going to loving drown in 2026.

Dudley
Feb 24, 2003

Tasty

Meanwhile Audi have decided what they need to lead their F1 effort is a guy who last saw a single seater podium in 2009.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

Hulk to audi? Show some ambition jesus christ

Frees up Bottas for the Sainz/Bottas WCC combo with newey at Merc though

Maybe Haas will get newey

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


I am guessing Hulk is there as the experienced guy that brings some German sponsors

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

Thanks Ants posted:

I am guessing Hulk is there as the experienced guy that brings some German sponsors

Poor mick

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


I’d be surprised if they hadn’t tried to get Vettel in

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

Hey lads might have a clue where Newey is going

Starbucks
Jul 7, 2002

Your daily cup of fuck you.

ethanol posted:

ive heard of remote work form home but will ferrari let adrian remote work from red bull hq?

Worked for McLaren in 2007.

Custard Undies
Jan 7, 2006

#essereFerrari

Starbucks posted:

Worked for McLaren in 2007.

:drat:

Dudley
Feb 24, 2003

Tasty

Starbucks posted:

Worked for McLaren in 2007.

"O Snap" as I believe the kids say.

SocksAndSandals
Jun 6, 2011


Do us right Zak

Aphex-
Jan 29, 2006

Dinosaur Gum

You Am I posted:

Hey lads might have a clue where Newey is going



ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016


Lol

Nybble
Jun 28, 2008

praise chuck, raise heck
https://x.com/ZBrownCEO/status/1783774587454394476

can Newey work on IndyCar in the meantime to overtake the Cheating Penskes?

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

wicka posted:

Newey is quitting to become a Trackmania streamer

I haven’t heard Trackmania in aaaages, that’s still around?! What an amazing game. TrackMania Sunrise absolutely loving owned


Lmao

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

GramCracker posted:

I haven’t hear Trackmania in aaaages, that’s still around?! What an amazing game

Lmao

They're finally adding other cars into stadium so it can stop being the worst car in trackmania only

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

wicka posted:

Newey is quitting to become a Trackmania streamer

only if he includes Star Wars Metallica in the rotation

Nybble posted:

https://x.com/ZBrownCEO/status/1783774587454394476

can Newey work on IndyCar in the meantime to overtake the Cheating Penskes?

if y'all haven't followed what's going on with the Penske Cheating stuff in IndyCar, it's a spicy meatball and even today Penske have gone on record with their side of things.

Pragmatica
Apr 1, 2003

lmao

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Paying2Lurk
Sep 15, 2023

I'd take a bullet
for a bud any day.
Was Zak Brown at a baptism this weekend? All his rivals are getting murked at once.

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

mods can this please be my av? tia

Sunk Dunk
Apr 14, 2021

GramCracker posted:

mods can this please be my av? tia

:10bux:

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Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Hell yeah Shred Butt

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