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Which main event are you looking forward to the most this month?
This poll is closed.
You already know how this gag works 2 9.09%
You're going to pick O'Malley vs Chito 1 4.55%
Unless you're really invested in Amanda Ribas 1 4.55%
Sean O'Malley vs Marlon Vera 2 0 0%
Corey Anderson vs Karl Moore 3 13.64%
Wait 3 13.64%
How did that get there 3 13.64%
Oh no, not more Beastin' 9 40.91%
Total: 22 votes
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ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

Great write-up as usual. Felt like there was a touch more comedy in this one

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ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

I have never watched a fight circus card but am happy they exist. At least they're an MMA promoter who admit they're just loving around and exploiting people

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

Brut posted:

UFC/MMA April: a guy trying his best to defeat a French guy via guillotine

leave off the end bit and heck yeah

Mr. Nice! posted:

Porier needs to bring Cody Mackinzie into his next camp to give him some tips.

:yeah:

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

Carried his dad out, went back in for his mom, went back in for his dog. My goodness

Hope he ends up alright

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016


Get it mark

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

Majkol posted:

How was the Tuivasa/Tybura card? Worth a look?

The card thread didn't make it to page 2 so I figured it wasn't when I checked this morning. Would be happy to be corrected

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

LobsterMobster posted:

UFC 300 poster featuring the following information

- UFC
- it is the 300th one
- it is on PPV

no fighters listed because who cares about who is on the card, just buy the PPV, it is UFC, you greedy little hogs

https://twitter.com/UFCEurope/status/1770402736032333905?t=_sXmIj8yacRgMvnHn8e0xw&s=19

It's 300 so it has to be good, obviously. No details required

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

Dana would've given the fighters Baddest Motherfucking Lawsuit belts and told them to gently caress off, assuming he'd fixed the problem

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016


Lmao

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016


Doesn't this not matter as soon as the ufc stops using usada?

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

Why is McGregor not headlining 300

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

what was that screenshot about mental health or brain injuries that somehow mike perry was the voice of reason?

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

My eyebrows raised reflexively when I saw Chris Wideman. How is he still here??

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

coathat posted:

He may be one of the most evil and ruthless promoters in boxing history but you can't deny his talent in the ring

https://x.com/CSTodayNews/status/1773736661328834601?s=20

Lmao that took me a second.

Like half these dudes look like they're chiseled from stone it's insane

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016


Lmao, keep it coming merab

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ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

CarlCX posted:

Why any fight promotion would release Tyson Nam is beyond me.

Also, try not to be shocked, but Pavlovich vs Volkov was apparently announced without either fighter agreeing to it, they train together, they're adamant they're not fighting each other unless it's for a title, and now they're both really mad.

Do they want to be loving fighters? Look, I offered these guys a fight, set everything up. A great deal for them and they loving say they had no idea? This is the loving ufc! I can't believe these guys don't want to fight, it's disgusting. They call themselves professionals, what a loving joke.

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