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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > AEW RAMPAGE 3/1: RIHO. IS. BACK!
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Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



 It's Friday, and you know what that means! It means RIHO!!!!!!



https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1763602598442176932?s=20

Former AEW Women's World Champion RIHO will go one on one with former Pan-Afrikan World Diaspora World Champion* Trish Adora!

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1763587499870535883?s=20

The Blackpool Combat Club's Claudio Castagnoli will square off with CMLL's Rugido!**

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1763685650774286661?s=20

"The Murderhawk Monster" Lance Archer*** & The Righteous will be in Trios action!

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1763632797120704830?s=20

Matt Sydal will take on CMLL's Magnus,**** to see who will qualify for REVOLUTION's All-Star Scramble match!!



*As recognized by Pro Wrestling Illustrated.
**Hope Claudio isn't allergic to cats!
***I need an ornithologist to discover a new species of bird, and then give it the scientific name "Murderhawk".
****No, not Nick Aldis. Thank goodness.

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

 Looks sick except for the righteous , who suck turds

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 Very excited to see Lance Archer in a 3-on-1 handicap match. I say that, because there's only an empty void of nothing next to him on that match graphic.

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Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!

Quantum of Phallus posted:

Looks sick except for the righteous , who suck turds


Dutch is fine, but Im not a fan of Vincent

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Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
 this is rampage baby

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Okkult
Oct 10, 2012



 Enjoy luchadors in AEW before the Biden administration shuts them out of the country.

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Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
 *Tony Khan looking at Las Vegas* "desert power..."

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Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH
funky kitty

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Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
 this theme whips

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fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
 a dark joke: where did this guy's steak go?

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bartok
May 10, 2006



 I don't know who this dude is but he kicks rear end.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 If Nigel and Daddy Magic wanna argue all night... let them!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKdJ6DnPhzk

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Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH
lol at switching from the royalty-free funk to the 1812 Overture

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fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004

bartok posted:

I don't know who this dude is but he kicks rear end.

luckily Excalibur is here to explain why this guy is important

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Paying2Lurk
Sep 15, 2023

I'd take a bullet
for a bud any day.
 *Werner Herzog voice* I would like to pet the kitty cat man.

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Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
 why is 1812 Claudio's theme?

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fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
 Lucha and Joshi

Rampage being booked correct

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fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

why is 1812 Claudio's theme?

swiss

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Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


 nice

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Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

fez_machine posted:

swiss

1812 overture is Russian tho???

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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.

:smith:

Grimey Drawer
LOL Nigel

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Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


 claudio owns

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 :lol: Nigel getting :tinfoil: over Danielson using Moxley as a proxy

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fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

1812 overture is Russian tho???

Claudio has said:

I use 1812

Because he is Swiss

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 Tony plans to just continue screaming,"STIIIING!" for no reason, and he's right to do so.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 It means he digs for clams, Daddy.

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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.

:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Clamdigging right now

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 How is it surprising - AND impressive! - every time Claudio manages to transition into the Giant Swing?

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Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


 lol Nigel

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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.

:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Nigel is KILLING it

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Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


 GOOOOOAAAAAAAAAL

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Okkult
Oct 10, 2012



 The Swiss are without honor.

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fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004

Okkult posted:

The Swiss are without honor.

they stole the 1812 overture

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Paying2Lurk
Sep 15, 2023

I'd take a bullet
for a bud any day.
 That might be Rugido but Claudio is RUDE-igo. :mad:

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graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

fez_machine posted:

a dark joke: where did this guy's steak go?

hahahah

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 ♪ EVERYBODY DIIIIIEEESSSSSS ♪

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Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH
aw gently caress I want Penta to win that match but I also want Bryan Keith to win that match

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 Oh right. And also these guys. :nallears:

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Okkult
Oct 10, 2012



 Get you a man who loves you like Lance Archer loves his theme song.

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Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


 look at these perverts lol

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