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I got fresh coffee and some crullers (and napkins). We're here till we see something, or dawn. Got another car at the back, another up the street. 3 sets of eyes on the target. We radio in every 30 minutes, got it?
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fell asleep
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I dunno why Bob, but in fiction, stake-outs are always the worst-represented parts of our jobs. Realistically, we spend hours and hours waiting, and all of that gets compressed into two whole sentences before-- there's the suspect, after him!
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Mar 2, 2024 08:59
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Bad Purchase posted:fell asleep *Radio noise Kaplansky, report
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*Takes a bite of cruller
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Mar 2, 2024 09:06
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Cant wait till halfway through the night when we let our emotional guards down and talk about the dreams we used to have (and maybe could still achieve one day) 
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Mar 2, 2024 09:07
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*thoughtlessly places a full bottle of urine next to your half drunk coke
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Mar 2, 2024 09:09
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databasic posted:Cant wait till halfway through the night when we let our emotional guards down and talk about the dreams we used to have (and maybe could still achieve one day) Our Dads, right? OK. Lets just accept that as a starting point and work from there.
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Mar 2, 2024 09:15
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Shh, they're coming out now. Oh my god. Do you see those pants he's wearing? He's going to a $10m coke deal wearing those? *rolls down the window NICE PANTS, JACKASS!
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Mar 2, 2024 09:23
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*turns on the siren every five minutes to see if it still works*
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Mar 2, 2024 09:29
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Close your eyes for a bit, Steve. I intend to gently caress this donut
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Mar 2, 2024 09:32
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Can I play my mix tape? It's all the best songs I could find from my dad's collection. Can we get McDonald's? I don't want crullers, I want a burrrrger!
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Mar 2, 2024 09:36
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Remember, we're looking for the Spaghetti's and associates.
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syntaxfunction posted:Can I play my mix tape? It's all the best songs I could find from my dad's collection. Can we get McDonald's? I don't want crullers, I want a burrrrger! That's between you and your detective.
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Mar 2, 2024 09:39
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redshirt posted:That's between you and your detective. I am the detective chief!
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Mar 2, 2024 09:41
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pop the heater on, I need to warm up this haddock
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Mar 2, 2024 09:42
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syntaxfunction posted:I am the detective chief! Grow a fuckin spine Kowalski
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Mar 2, 2024 09:43
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*talking to his partner in the car further back I just don't understand why the chief would be on a stakeout? Uh, him and the detective have a thing going. This is the only way they spend time together without their wives finding out.
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Mar 2, 2024 09:47
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQcb-qHi6RA
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Mar 2, 2024 09:47
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Setting the hotspot SSID to FBI Surveillance Van #69
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I'll have the dry-aged ribeye, medium rare, and a baked potato with all the fixins
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Hey, let me tell you about my movie script I'm trying to sell: It's called "Staking". It's about some cops who are staking out a suspected serial killer. Well, but it's set in a world where we've never heard the word 'vampire' before, so we don't call them vampires, and our suspect is this old German guy who has been hunting those 'hemovores' and we end up helping him kill one. So, no, he's not doing anything is he? Okay, good, I want to finish telling you this. Anyway, we go rogue, I mean, the cops end up going rogue and helping the German guy and his granddaughter hunt down a pack of hemovores operating who are the REAL serial killers! Story ends with them still being cops but also secretly tracking down vampires who are still at large. I've been writing it with us in mind, you know. We just sit back and watch on these late night stake outs that it'd be more interesting if we were like staking out monsters or UFOs or something and that helps me get through the evenings of boredom. God, I can't get the thought out of my head that we're going to burst in on that sonovabitch over there and I get to shove a stake through his heart. Wouldn't that be cool if it happened. Here, let me show you my drawings I made of what hemovores look like when they're in attack mode.
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redshirt posted:Grow a fuckin spine Kowalski I thought Kowalski died when a gate closed on his head
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Mar 2, 2024 13:21
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this is getting boring and i am getting horney
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humming the tune of Take Me Out by Franz Ferdinand Doo doo duh duh doo doo doo Doo doo duh duh doo doo doo Doo doo duh duh doo doo doo C'mooooon... stake me out!
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Mar 2, 2024 13:43
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Big pile of peanut shells outside the door
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Mar 2, 2024 13:48
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*Is actually a shopwindow dummy left here by the real detective who is instead now giving it to your wife.*
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Mar 2, 2024 14:11
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medium rare please
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Mar 2, 2024 14:26
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We used to have a regional steak delivery place called steak out which i thought was reasonably clever for a pun restaurant name
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Mar 2, 2024 14:29
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*flashing the headlights, brights and blinkers in time with the radio*
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Mar 2, 2024 14:32
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Mitchells on the corner. Mitchell!
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Earlier this month, someone called in a fake crime so I drove away and the witness' house I was protecting was somehow burned down with them inside. I got a week off for having to deal with that trauma, but I might sue the department for the PTSD it caused me. Tonight, I was immediately stabbed by Ghostface when I responded to a call about a high school party.
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Szyznyk posted:Mitchells on the corner. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8kUgHsKWJc
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Mar 2, 2024 15:20
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You just pissed like 10 minutes ago!
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Mar 2, 2024 15:28
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i tell ya boss this stake out has gone on for so long it's well done by now. get it? "steak" out? well done? get it? huh?
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Mar 2, 2024 15:32
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Two days until retirement, and I'm stuck in a car with the biggest loose cannon on the force! Sigh. OK, I'm just going to step out for a lottery ticket, and maybe a little present for my wife and 14 kids.
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Mar 2, 2024 15:41
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I'll have mine well-done
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Um getting too old for this poo poo, *pisses out the back door of an exterminator van.
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Where da vampires at Imma get em
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are we there yet? I gotta use the bathroom
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