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fartknocker posted:are we there yet? I gotta use the bathroom just piss in my mouth, that's what partners are for Mozi fucked around with this message at 16:43 on Mar 2, 2024 |
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Don’t mind me. I’m just a guy in a suit stepping into the back of a parked generic utility van with satellite dishes on the roof and the guy in the driver’s seat just happens to have a DSLR camera with a two foot telephoto lens on it. I work for the power company. Yeah, that’s it.
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Mar 2, 2024 16:42
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Just my luck, I get stuck with a partner who doesn't have a voyeurism fetish.
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Mar 2, 2024 16:46
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Do you think the first time a bird lays an egg it actually understands what it did, or just assumes it was normal, or does it look at the egg and think "WTF just happened?"
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Mar 2, 2024 16:48
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what is this... Whoa guys this is supposed to be a steak out not a stink out!
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Mar 2, 2024 17:16
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Blink twice if you're from Internal Affairs. I won't tell. Oh, and I just had the worst* silent broccoli fart. *Best
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Mar 2, 2024 17:20
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There he is, hit the whaka Joe, Frank
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Mar 2, 2024 17:23
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*does some blow, gets a semi-chub* Gotta do something to stay up all night if we wanna catch this creep.
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Mar 2, 2024 17:26
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gonna put on some stakeout music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5rRZdiu1UE
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Mar 2, 2024 17:30
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I thought you said "snake out" *Zips fly back up*
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Mar 2, 2024 17:30
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I thought you said "shake out" *Takes anti-seizure medication*
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Mar 2, 2024 17:33
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Jimbone Tallshanks posted:I thought you said "shake out" gently caress yeah, valium! Pass the bottle around!
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Mar 2, 2024 17:37
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I thought you got placed on administrative leave last month...and this looks a lot like your ex-wife's house...
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Mar 2, 2024 17:42
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MrQwerty posted:gonna put on some stakeout music that's pretty good but have you heard this one? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6-cCh9bTG4
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Mar 2, 2024 17:43
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Mar 2, 2024 17:45
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Anybody else notice this car is really crowded? I mean there’s gotta be at least a couple dozen of us in this one car. What happened to that APC the city was supposed to give us?
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Mar 2, 2024 17:46
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Anybody else notice this car is really crowded? I mean there’s gotta be at least a couple dozen of us in this one car. What happened to that APC the city was supposed to give us? That's why we took the stretch limo.
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Mar 2, 2024 18:01
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Mozi posted:just piss in my mouth, that's what partners are for ...I never said whether it was #1 or #2  Nigmaetcetera posted:Anybody else notice this car is really crowded? I mean there’s gotta be at least a couple dozen of us in this one car. What happened to that APC the city was supposed to give us? Stake out is being done in a school bus
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Mar 2, 2024 18:26
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gently caress i fell asleep again
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Mar 2, 2024 18:30
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:gently caress i fell asleep again someone drew another dick on your face
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Mar 2, 2024 18:33
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:gently caress i fell asleep again ssh buddy it ok they haven't even brought the salads out go back to bed
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Mar 2, 2024 18:38
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*takes a sip from pocket flask* want some, rook?
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Mar 2, 2024 21:11
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Who are we looking for again?
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Mar 2, 2024 21:34
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An anti-gang stalking activist.
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Mar 2, 2024 21:43
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How many god drat bananas are you gonna eat? Why can't you just smoke like the rest of us?
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Mar 2, 2024 22:08
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*farts*
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Mar 2, 2024 22:14
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Bonzo posted:*farts*
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Mar 2, 2024 22:23
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Nooner posted:I thought you said "snake out" Not so fast, Frank. I mean, we're both adults here...
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Mar 2, 2024 22:30
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What's a five letter word for Bouquet?
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Mar 2, 2024 22:38
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Bonzo posted:What's a five letter word for Bouquet? Flour.
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Mar 2, 2024 22:39
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Bonzo posted:What's a five letter word for Bouquet? Bonzo posted:*farts*
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Mar 2, 2024 22:53
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Yo, wake up! That guy's doing naked jazzercise on the 8th floor again.
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Mar 2, 2024 22:58
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Hey what's on the radio? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qF-HUGTIhUE *whistles along*
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Mar 2, 2024 22:58
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was resting my eyes for a bit. what'd i miss
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Mar 2, 2024 23:15
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:was resting my eyes for a bit. what'd i miss uh a guy went into the building and there was a lot of gunfire and then he left also i saw a dog
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Mar 2, 2024 23:17
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The gunfire didn’t come from and wasn’t aimed at the guy we’re observing though, so it’s not our problem.
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Mar 2, 2024 23:19
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God drat carlos if you’re gonna piss in a cup at least aim. You’re getting splatter all over the center console
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Mar 2, 2024 23:24
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Cop: The car's pulling up now. Commander: Let us know when the C.I. fingers our guy. S.W.A.T. is ready to go. Cop: Alright you pipe up the moment you see him step out. C.I.: It's not him...not him...not him...not him...not him..nope...not that one..not that one...still no...nope again...no...no....no....no....no...no....no...THAT'S HIM RIGHT THERE! In the baggy green polka dot pants, rainbow vest, and upside down umbrella!
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Mar 2, 2024 23:31
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Unit 4, report. You missed your check in. Unit 4, copy
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Dude, I’ve told you this more than once, WE are Unit 4.
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