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redshirt posted:Wife says they'll be the death of me, but god I love eating brats all night! 
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Gonna pick up some brats and coffees. You want anything else?
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Mar 7, 2024 16:34
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hey watch this cool trick *spins gun around on finger*
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Mar 7, 2024 16:39
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*one second later* oh shoot, you ok?
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Mar 7, 2024 16:40
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Man, you shot Marvin!
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Mar 7, 2024 16:42
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dispatch dispatch officer down! send backup! send the helis! suspect running away on foot, i am pursuing as soon as someone starts running away from me!
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Mar 7, 2024 16:46
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poo poo I think the perp just drove off. High speed pursuit?
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Mar 7, 2024 19:49
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redshirt posted:poo poo I think the perp just drove off. Could be dangerous with all the civvies around.
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redshirt posted:poo poo I think the perp just drove off.
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Mar 7, 2024 20:18
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We drive. Hit it Spenkowski.
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Mar 7, 2024 20:18
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Spenkowski got suspended. We need a new driver.
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Mar 7, 2024 22:35
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We really just need someone who hasn't been sipping on peppermint schnapps all night to blow the interlock.
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Mar 7, 2024 23:05
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I can blow it. I've been meditating.
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Mar 7, 2024 23:06
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Oh you said interlock…never mind.
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Mar 7, 2024 23:24
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I took a yoga course when I was on suspension, you just do this real fast HUFF HUFF HUFF for a bit and right before you're about to pass out, blow into the thing. You'll pass.
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Mar 7, 2024 23:26
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You know how when someone has a heart attack they fart uncontrollably? I just want to reassure you that what's about to happen is not a heart attack.
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Buttchocks posted:You know how when someone has a heart attack they fart uncontrollably? I just want to reassure you that what's about to happen is not a heart attack. Just open the god drat door Smithowski!
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Mar 8, 2024 05:13
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*farts* uh he's getting away!
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Mar 8, 2024 05:39
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"I FEEL THE NEED FOR SPEED!!" *Eats donut
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Mar 8, 2024 05:50
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Who farted in the van?
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Was it the bad guys? Did the get the drop on us????? poo poo EVERYONE FIRE RANDOMLY IN EVERY DIRECTION WITH A STENCH THIS BAD THAT MUST MEAN THERE ALL SOMEWHERE IN THE VAN WITH US!!!!!!!!
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Mar 8, 2024 06:28
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*Covered in blood, and dragging a dead body in front of the stake out spot.*
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These are drat good brats.
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Mar 9, 2024 00:00
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let see we got dijon, yellow, deli style, honey, hot... am i forgetting any?
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Justin Godscock posted:Who farted in the van? This implies some of us didn’t fart in the van.
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I like van stake outs, don't get me wrong, and hotel stake outs are great. But there's something special about two guys just sitting in a car all night, watching perps. You know?
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"I Want to Know What Love Is" by Foreigner begins playing on the radio
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you ever look up at the stars and think, i wonder if there's an alien cop on a stakeout right now?
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Like what if Detective Ponju-krakotz and his partner Policing Robot Unit CZ-627 are keeping an eye on some big hitters in the Red Snazzbeast gang, while looking up at those same stars and wondering if we exist down here? No, I've never thought that.
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Jimbone Tallshanks posted:Like what if Detective Ponju-krakotz and his partner Policing Robot Unit CZ-627 are keeping an eye on some big hitters in the Red Snazzbeast gang, while looking up at those same stars and wondering if we exist down here? Well technically Eddie, the stars would look all different from their planet, even if they were some of the same stars. *Slurps coffee
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Jimbone Tallshanks posted:Like what if Detective Ponju-krakotz and his partner Policing Robot Unit CZ-627 are keeping an eye on some big hitters in the Red Snazzbeast gang, while looking up at those same stars and wondering if we exist down here? his name is Ponju-kratutsk, but otherwise yes
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Everybody whip your stakes out. Get ready...
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gently caress i fell asleep again
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Mar 11, 2024 20:25
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You know, I been thinkin’. Maybe this The Strangler guy we been tailin’ ain’t so bad.
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Are those clowns tailing him??
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:You know, I been thinkin’. Maybe this The Strangler guy we been tailin’ ain’t so bad. Also, yeah, jeez Ed I know you read some moral relativism or some such book. Get your head out of the clouds!
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Mar 14, 2024 06:55
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But like what if all those dozen or so people who strangled deserved strangling? Like the media made it look real bad with all the psycho killer strangler this and psycho killer strangler that an' all but you know we haven't heard his side of the story. Like what if he just had the misfortune to one day accidentally walk into a hitler cloning factory or something. I don't wanna be known as the cop the arrested a hitler clone killer. like the hell wit that.
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dr_rat posted:But like what if all those dozen or so people who strangled deserved strangling? Like the media made it look real bad with all the psycho killer strangler this and psycho killer strangler that an' all but you know we haven't heard his side of the story. Like what if he just had the misfortune to one day accidentally walk into a hitler cloning factory or something. qu'est-ce que c'est?
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Visions of Valerie posted:qu'est-ce que c'est? Another obvious hitler clone, speaking in what can only be nazi! Quick find the strangler!!!!
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