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i squirt on cam while in teams meetings with the ocean background to really make it pop. two raises since last year.
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Uhh they think the ocean is entirely your squirt and you're gonna have a real hard time replicating it during your performance review
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Mar 6, 2024 11:50
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I only do video calls in spooky Star Wars Dark Side holograms. Hood up.
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Mar 6, 2024 13:16
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Find an excuse to send a mass email to your entire team/company once a week to get your name out there I am not joking that's how I got two "promotions" even though I still can't afford a home so maybe don't listen to me
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:Find an excuse to send a mass email to your entire team/company once a week to get your name out there That's a great scam
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Mar 6, 2024 14:49
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I'm sending mass emails right now
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Just reply all for even higher visibility
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Rad-daddio posted:yep. Everyone says you should keep up your network and move around every few years.  look at this loser who has had a polyester leisure suit on layaway for 24 years
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Now that you mention it, they say to work at the level you want to be promoted to and all the execs send weekly blogs to the entire organization.
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redshirt posted:Just reply all for even higher visibility Also, replying all to company wide emails with "PLEASE UNSUBSCRIBE ME FROM THIS EMAIL!!!!111 I AM VERY BUSY!!11111" makes you look like a big shot important guy
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Serious_Cyclone posted:
It gets even funnier when it's revealed that both of my kids work for me, and my oldest is the same age i was when i started there. Maybe my job is some kind of generational curse on my family. Oops, all machinists!
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