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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Serious query. How do WFH people advance their career?
 
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zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
I meticulously document an HR incantation containing all the proof and metrics HR demands for a promotion which is used to summon them contained in circle of salt at which point I can invoke their true name and bind them to a promotion workflow on Workday.

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zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

Rad-daddio posted:

real question for the WFH peeps.

Have any of you felt the heat from tech layoffs yet? I'm curious about if AI blah blah blah is really affecting the knowledge workers yet.

Also, is knowledge worker the actual title some people go by? Seen it popping up in articles lately.
It will be hard to tell what AI is doing to tech workers because they were already over hired during COVID for a bunch of stupid reasons and are getting laid off just to get budgets back to normal.

fresh_cheese posted:

Then the HR lich laughs and says “you think these incantations give you power? Lol. Lmao. No. You forgot about Relative Contribution. Vp Timmy’s nephew did a bang up job on the department web site and is going to get the nod for senior director, not you. Loooooooooool!”
Good, I'm glad. I wouldn't wish a director position on anyone I like or think can produce valuable outputs.

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zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Raise a squadron of likeminded WFHeros to murder your boss and take their assets, like time of old. Pillage their feeble "office" and move on to the next "job."
Times of old? Vulture capitalists wreck companies every year.

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zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Now that you mention it, they say to work at the level you want to be promoted to and all the execs send weekly blogs to the entire organization.

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