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syntaxfunction posted:I'm both the boss and my own secretary so I'm banging myself as a side piece. I'm also a narcissist so I'm only cheating on myself, and a girl's gotta get a promotion somehow. I'm a little scared tho, I told myself that if I let me know that I've been cheating on me then I will ruin my life and make sure I never work for me again. It's just as tough where I work because I keep spreading gossip about myself about how I only got into my position by loving myself constantly and now my own reflection won't make eye contact with me anymore and it's scaring the cat
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Uhh they think the ocean is entirely your squirt and you're gonna have a real hard time replicating it during your performance review
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