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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



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redshirt posted:

Jedi Mind Powers OP. They work great remotely.

yeah be a fuckin wizard

curse your boss so their reproductive organs shrivel until they pay up hard cash

if you're not blackmailing your boss you're losing out

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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



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The Management posted:

Make an ai-generated sexy lady and pretend it’s you, get hired with it, make all your coworkers think you’re a sexy woman, talk suggestively to your bosses, send them nudes, threaten to send their wives a copy of your conversations if they don’t give you a promotion.

plausible fallback

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



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Raise a squadron of likeminded WFHeros to murder your boss and take their assets, like time of old. Pillage their feeble "office" and move on to the next "job."

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



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zedprime posted:

Times of old? Vulture capitalists wreck companies every year.

Not old style if you're not rampaging through the office on horseback

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