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(Thread IKs: TheSwizzler, STING 64)
 
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Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


Ah, hell yeah! Here to smash some fools

Home Subforum: BSS (my BYOB friends are already here, so I'll bat for my other subforum)
Division: Men's/Women's/Both/Whichever one you need us at (an enby can fit anywhere)
Timezone: Western Europe (UTC-0, specifically if that's important)
Theme music: You better believe it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJELsEsq9E4



awesome spring sig by RavenousScoot

Saoshyant fucked around with this message at 23:36 on Mar 4, 2024

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biosterous
Feb 23, 2013




first leraika abandons byob, and then saoshyant too :negative:



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs


he/him

W.T. Fits
Apr 21, 2010

Ready to Poyozo Dance all over your face.
I will be returning to action in Season 2, and more than happy to continue the legacy of the Strange Bedfellows.

Home Subforum: Switch me from Let's Play to The MMO HMO please.
Division: Women's
Time Zone: Central Standard Time (soon to be Central Daylight Time... on a related note, gently caress DST :argh: )
Theme Music: Switch my theme music to this please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJUjX-uQrJw

Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

W.T. Fits posted:

I will be returning to action in Season 2, and more than happy to continue the legacy of the Strange Bedfellows.

the people's champ returns!

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

TheSwizzler posted:

Which division are you looking at for S2? Finishing your story in women's?

Yeah, I have unfinished business, and I want another shot at that tag title with Radia.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


biosterous posted:

first leraika abandons byob, and then saoshyant too :negative:

Never in my heart. But fighting for the little subforum that has no one in their side is the way of the warrior.

And surely that also means we get to fight more people, as is the orky way.

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
OBVS i am in. male wrestler psp (in my heart wh2k) and keep my theme from last time

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

Saoshyant posted:

Never in my heart. But fighting for the little subforum that has no one in their side is the way of the warrior.

And surely that also means we get to fight more people, as is the orky way.



It's our old friend coupon crab!

Tekopo
Oct 24, 2008

When you see it, you'll shit yourself.


since im new here, whats the track record for TG in season 1?

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CyP0bVWJ8w
WAIT WAIT I CHANGE MY MIND MY THEME SONG IS THIS NOW


Tekopo posted:

since im new here, whats the track record for TG in season 1?

all you need to know is our logo is this





Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball!

Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

Tekopo posted:

since im new here, whats the track record for TG in season 1?

cthulu carl held the larryweight belt
leraika held the world champ belt, kawaii belt, and pyf belt
merry meeple massacre (leraika / snooze cruise) held the tag belts and won the tag team of the year award
coward held the world champ belt

they did well

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4038052

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

Tekopo posted:

since im new here, whats the track record for TG in season 1?

Leraika is the only grand-slam champion who won every title in her division
Cthulu Carla won the Goon-1 Climax Tournament
I think Snooze has a tag title reign under her belt but also makes great promos
Coward is a former Women's World champ

TG has a p solid track record

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

maybe its time.

Wiggly Wayne DDS
Sep 11, 2010



i rarely linked it but we do have a comprehensive spreadsheet for canon matches in addition to megamissen's amazing thread: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1yonTqlHt-59b5Drbxz3xqlk3IXJ4DPm16JzXLWLkVgw/edit?usp=sharing

biosterous
Feb 23, 2013




you say "canon matches" but i don't see anything indicating whether i did a blue thunder bomb or not in a match :colbert:

(i am actually gradually going through my matches to check which ones are Canon and which are not-canon-but-still-count)



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs


he/him

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

STING 64 posted:

maybe its time.

IT'S STING!

Tekopo
Oct 24, 2008

When you see it, you'll shit yourself.


TheSwizzler posted:

Leraika is the only grand-slam champion who won every title in her division
Cthulu Carla won the Goon-1 Climax Tournament
I think Snooze has a tag title reign under her belt but also makes great promos
Coward is a former Women's World champ

TG has a p solid track record
niiiice

I need to get one of my board wargaming buds to join up so I can make the "Advanced Squash Leaders" tag team

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


Home Subforum: Punch Sport Pagoda
Division: Men's
Timezone: Central
Theme music: Bad Company by Bad Company

Coward
Sep 10, 2009

I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure



.

Tekopo posted:

"Advanced Squash Leaders"

:perfect:

Kild
Apr 24, 2010

Still w. ADTRW

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Metis of the Chat Thread posted:

I am retiring, to make room for new games champions to pick up my mace. Godspeed. There will never be anyone with hair as beautiful as mine though.

Thank you for your service

Cthulu Carl fucked around with this message at 01:20 on Mar 5, 2024

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

Metis of the Chat Thread posted:

I am retiring, to make room for new games champions to pick up my mace. Godspeed. There will never be anyone with hair as beautiful as mine though.

thank u metis you were truly the peoples champ

Monathin
Sep 1, 2011

?????????
?

Wiggly Wayne DDS posted:

i rarely linked it but we do have a comprehensive spreadsheet for canon matches in addition to megamissen's amazing thread: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1yonTqlHt-59b5Drbxz3xqlk3IXJ4DPm16JzXLWLkVgw/edit?usp=sharing



Prostars really in some high quality company here, you love to see it

Leraika
Jun 14, 2015

Luckily, I *did* save your old avatar. Fucked around and found out indeed.

biosterous posted:

first leraika abandons byob, and then saoshyant too :negative:

TG is my original forum, though!!! I will always cheer for byob in my heart, though (unless you're wrassling me) (or it's funny)

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Monathin posted:



Prostars really in some high quality company here, you love to see it

You won over everyone's hearts, I think that still counts. :colbert:

Monathin
Sep 1, 2011

?????????
?

Oh to be clear I am going to be taking the plucky underdog angle and running with it until the wheels fall off. But I did think it was really funny that Ohtori Akio is there in the mix as well.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Furnaceface posted:

You won over everyone's hearts, I think that still counts. :colbert:

----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i have decided to end my football aspirations and try to focus on wrestling after gathering dust at fox sports. but still representing TFF


mens' division
EST

new theme song.

https://voca.ro/18QNY0eDTNo9

and below is a little bit extended one in case it's needed to fill an entrance. it's a little bit hosed up at the end but no one cares

https://voca.ro/11KdLt8KoEQh

Cavauro fucked around with this message at 22:00 on Mar 6, 2024

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022

Monathin posted:

Oh to be clear I am going to be taking the plucky underdog angle and running with it until the wheels fall off. But I did think it was really funny that Ohtori Akio is there in the mix as well.

not all can handle the way of the heel......

Monathin
Sep 1, 2011

?????????
?

Some other fun S1 stats (stats dependent on if Wayne's sheet is up to date when I copied it just now to sort it):

- Active Men's wrestler with the highest W/L ratio over the most matches: Shinjobi (40 Matches, 2.10 W/L)
-- Runner Up: Cavaruo (32 Matches, 4.25 W/L, if extrapolated could beat Shinjobi's record but Shinjobi being in more matches puts him ahead)
- Active Women's wrestler with the highest W/L over the most matches: Leraika (34 Matches, 3.00 W/L)
-- Runner Up: sb hermit (32 Matches, 2.4 W/L)

- Active Men's Wrestler with the highest W/L regardless of match count: Hot Diggity! (17 Matches, was never the one pinned for a loss therefore a flawless record)
- Active Women's Wrestler with the highest W/L regardless of match count: Subjunctive (21 matches since being gender gassed, 4.00 W/L ratio)
-- Monathin's Fun Fact: Subjunctive has a case for "winningest" wrestler across both divisions: 13 Matches with a 7.00 W/L before being gender gassed, combined with the above statistics for a lifetime 4.75 W/L record!

- Biggest Active Bystander (did not pin or get pinned in a multi-man match): Tie between Cat Hatter and Eat The Rich (80% Bystander Rate across 10 Matches)
-- Runner Up: Blorange (~78% Bystander Rate across 9 matches)
- Most Involved (lowest bystander rate): Shinjobi (22.5% Bystander Rate across 40 matches)
-- Runner Up: W.T.Fits (24% Bystander Rate across 29 matches)
- Gilligan's Island Award (most often Bystander, regardless of ratio): your friend sk (25 Bystander Distinctions across 36 Matches, for a total of 69% Bystander Rate, :yosnice: )

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




I think only 4 of us gassed last season (Subjunctive, Tenkaris, Carl, myself).

Was Swizz or anyone keeping track of how often each sawbuck feature was purchased? Anything stand out or need to be adjusted for season 2?

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG
Well we're already over halfway to roster cap so we'll probably be keeping deathmatches cheap

S2 is shaping up to be a bloodbath

biosterous
Feb 23, 2013




Leraika posted:

TG is my original forum, though!!! I will always cheer for byob in my heart, though (unless you're wrassling me) (or it's funny)

:haibrower:



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs


he/him

Autisanal Cheese
Nov 29, 2010

Time to make a comeback - where are you, David Foster Wallace?

Home Subforum: PYF
Division: Men's
Timezone: GMT +8 (AEST)
Theme music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dV5EZr072FI&t=1726s
28:46-29:19

ddinkins
Sep 5, 2012

Autisanal Cheese posted:

Time to make a comeback - where are you, David Foster Wallace?

Home Subforum: PYF
Division: Men's
Timezone: GMT +8 (AEST)
Theme music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dV5EZr072FI&t=1726s
28:46-29:19

I am here, signed up already, but I don't see why we can't tag team again

Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Home Subforum: Tabletop Games
Division: Women's
Timezone: EST
Theme music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScxuIFG9aPw

1: could you please make me a Juggalo schoolgirl
2: I would love to be someone's tagteam partner, I could use a Friend in Fatality.

Vox Valentine fucked around with this message at 02:51 on Mar 5, 2024

Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be



theres an issue with your music choice

Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

No it's fine that's what the song is called.

(fixed, thank you)

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Home Subforum: SAS
Division: Mens
Theme: I'm not sure which direction you want to go here, so I'll give you three options:
-Topical choice (since Patrik Laine had an apparent addiction to Fortnite):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBfgS9XvWME
-Theme choice (I'm envisioning him basically being blonde Sting in a dapper trenchcoat in this):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eD68J7kK0Y
-Comedy option (Not reflective of him at all, but the thought of this being a theme is tremendous):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aUaiI-Q5Xg
Timezone: UTC-5 (EST)

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Leraika
Jun 14, 2015

Luckily, I *did* save your old avatar. Fucked around and found out indeed.

Hostile V posted:

Home Subforum: Tabletop Games
Division: Women's
Timezone: EST
Theme music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScxuIFG9aPw

1: could you please make me a Juggalo schoolgirl
2: I would love to be someone's tagteam partner, I could use a Friend in Fatality.

I think Cthulhu Carla is recruiting! Also welcome, always good to see more TG friends.

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