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TheSwizzler, STING 64)
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Apr 25, 2024 20:22
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Malice & Gromit will ensure that gamers remain oppressed and without prosperity
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Apr 25, 2024 21:16
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The kid wishes both Gamers Rise Up and Malice and Gromit good luck tonight, in their Best Friends Title Qualifier. Whoever comes out on top is sure to be a hell of a match for him and Jeremor. He likes the Gamers better, but either team would be a hell of a match. He's also pullin' for Furnaceface to make it out of her deathmatch alive. Would be a shame for her to get sent down to hell so quick in the season - especially as one of the faces of SAS.
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Apr 26, 2024 01:29
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i'm here to protect the crab. get in the pot. not the hot one but the other pot that will serve as your fortress
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Apr 26, 2024 01:32
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Monathin posted:The kid wishes both Gamers Rise Up and Malice and Gromit good luck tonight, in their Best Friends Title Qualifier. Whoever comes out on top is sure to be a hell of a match for him and Jeremor. He likes the Gamers better, but either team would be a hell of a match. I too believe in, and am praying for, Furnaceface
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Apr 26, 2024 01:35
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SAW Titan is now LIVE! Canadian Content Preroll, matches start at 9PM Eastern -The Crab/Anti-Crab war heats up! -A PYF Title Match! -A Funeral for Small That DICK! -SAS' FurnaceFace must survive a Casket Match, if she loses, she dies! -IZWF mainstay heehee debuts! -A Heck of a lot more Tune in now! https://twitch.tv/tha_swizzler
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Apr 26, 2024 01:45
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gently caress I'm doing laundry! I hope I don't miss my match!!!
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Apr 26, 2024 02:00
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Shions of Qud
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Let's go Team Crab!
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Apr 26, 2024 02:12
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the funeral was amazing.
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Apr 26, 2024 02:19
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super sweet best pal posted:Let's go Team Crab! STING 64 eliminates Majinfoose (KO) STING 64 eliminates KungFu Grip (pin) STING 64 eliminates Shard (KO)
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Apr 26, 2024 02:34
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Sting 64 is too powerful smh
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Apr 26, 2024 02:39
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Megamissen posted:STING 64 eliminates Majinfoose (KO) powerful...
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Apr 26, 2024 03:03
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KungFu Grip posted:Sting 64 is too powerful smh We'll find out.
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Apr 26, 2024 03:10
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Sting kicked our asses. As a little stinger it was an honor
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Apr 26, 2024 03:16
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Apr 26, 2024 03:23
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crab protected.
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Apr 26, 2024 03:27
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ghosthorse posted:I pulled out a win in the qualifier gauntlet last night and let me say that all my opponents put up a great fight! I really enjoyed watching it from backstage, right before I went out last and took on a pre-bruised FurnaceFace to clinch the victory. Some people are saying this is "heel"(is that the right term?) behaviour but I disagree. Last week I bought myself a hat but it wasn't ready so I had to wrestle some of SAW's best without my new rad headgear to inspire fear and/or respect. That's just the team player I am! lol I missed this video the first time.
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Apr 26, 2024 03:54
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Apr 26, 2024 04:24
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https://clips.twitch.tv/WanderingRoughYogurtCeilingCat-350EFhxTKlxqIapB
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Apr 26, 2024 04:54
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https://clips.twitch.tv/SullenStrangeBillSSSsss-jm9UqWbwCLg6oWwo
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Apr 26, 2024 05:02
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I have consulted the tomes of my Horadric brethren, and I have found that the casket match has lasted nearly as long as tawal's birthday
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Apr 26, 2024 05:09
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as soon as the casket match ended https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yYS0ZZdsnA
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Apr 26, 2024 05:18
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here's the funeral promo since it will probably be muted on the vod cause i used the highlander song (sorry wayne i thought bonny portmore would be cool) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE8WqR6-LYc ----------------
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Apr 26, 2024 05:20
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I love ramp.
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Apr 26, 2024 05:21
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KungFu Grip posted:as soon as the casket match ended surprised we don't end with this every night tbh congratulations to my pal fface, who against literally all odds and several superkicks to the frontal lobe, refused to die
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Apr 26, 2024 05:25
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Came in with what I thought was the appropriate amount of eagerness for the gauntlet match but once again ran into the wall that is Toph. May or may not have also sabotaged myself with some ill timed aerial maneuvers. I contend that if I hit my big top rope splash I'd have won but alas that was not in the cards. I will consult the moonbeams and hold counsel with the various sordid creatures of the misted night. A simple setback in my road to becoming a champion no doubt. A road walked by many but conquered by few. I shall be A Conqueror. also hell yeah to Furnaceface for eventually winning the world's longest match and a aw dang to SB Herbert for not winning their championship match
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Apr 26, 2024 05:27
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I wanna see if Sting 64 can beat the three of us in a handicap match
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Apr 26, 2024 05:34
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Majinfoose posted:I wanna see if Sting 64 can beat the three of us in a handicap match He can
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Apr 26, 2024 05:44
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Shard posted:He can SHUT UP SHIRT
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Apr 26, 2024 05:45
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tonight's main event casket deathmatch was a gargantuan 14 minutes long. hopefully we never see anything like that again
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Apr 26, 2024 05:52
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i can't believe FF's match was 93% of the total runtime of the show tonight
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Apr 26, 2024 05:57
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Majinfoose posted:I wanna see if Sting 64 can beat the three of us in a handicap match sting and i had to do everything ----------------
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Apr 26, 2024 06:02
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verbal enema posted:i can't believe FF's match was 93% of the total runtime of the show tonight I can
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Apr 26, 2024 06:09
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Apr 26, 2024 08:46
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vod is up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5S4E5YlEl2w That DICK! posted:here's the funeral promo since it will probably be muted on the vod cause i used the highlander song (sorry wayne i thought bonny portmore would be cool)
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Apr 26, 2024 12:52
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Jeremor posted:Jeremor drops the workout sled behind him before approaching the microphone. He is drenched in sweat, wearing a full-body tracksuit with a collection of corporate logos patched onto the front. go cocks
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Apr 26, 2024 13:01
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Congrats to Carla! Maybe there's something to this whole thoughts and prayers thing.......
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Apr 26, 2024 13:35
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That DICK! posted:here's the funeral promo since it will probably be muted on the vod cause i used the highlander song (sorry wayne i thought bonny portmore would be cool) lmfao
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Apr 26, 2024 13:38
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People might say I won that Battle Royale by using the unethical strategy of Sitting In The Corner, but growing up in Minnesota with 10 brothers and sisters, I learned that sometimes, sitting in the corner is the only way you'll get any peace. Also I did personally throw like 3 people out.
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Apr 26, 2024 14:02
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Majinfoose posted:SHUT UP SHIRT 
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Apr 26, 2024 14:32
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