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Cthulu Carl: Apr 16, 2006

Leraika posted:

Congrats to Carla! Maybe there's something to this whole thoughts and prayers thing.......

Thoughts & prayers & violence

# ? Apr 26, 2024 15:02

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# ? May 8, 2024 08:32

Megamissen: Jul 19, 2022; any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

all the tophmaniacs out there are demanding a toph vs carla rematch

# ? Apr 26, 2024 16:03

CubicalSucrose: Jan 1, 2013; Phantom my Opera and call me South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut

Jeremor posted:

Jeremor drops the workout sled behind him before approaching the microphone. He is drenched in sweat, wearing a full-body tracksuit with a collection of corporate logos patched onto the front.

"Yo, sorry I'm late to this press conference. My deepest apologies and a penance before football Allah for my rudeness. Season has gotten off to a good start, know what I'm sayin', and it looks like all our offseason workouts have really paid off. Coach told us to give 150%, which is 30% more than normal, which means we are 30% more effective than our opponents, know what I'm sayin, and we deserved that W and our spot in the playoffs. My boy did good, I knew he had that dog in him, even though we just call him the Kid that dude's full grown, you know?

Excuse me, I now need to read a word from my NIL sponsor for this press conference. McKrunky's Beard Nectar. Are you a real man, you know? Do you have a beard and poo poo? Well, you goin' to want to slop this poo poo all over your face. Okay? It's safe or whatever, don't be a lil bitch, just get your face all covered in this poo poo and it'll make your beard hair grow or whatever. I ain't used it but Coach says it's good. Oh, use promo code GoCocks24 for 24% off an order of $100 or more at McKrunkysBeardCo.com. Check them out.

Alright so anyway, we'll be ready for the national championship comin' up, you better believe that. The Prostars been training for this all offseason, dedicating our sweat and blood and throw-up mess to God and Jesus. Coach got that gameplan and we just gotta go out and execute like always. It's a team game, you know, and we all gotta work together to get that trophy. God bless and go cocks.

oh and make sure yall take advantage of that promo code at checkout, that's GoCocks24 for 24% off on an order of $100 dollars or more at McKrunkysBeardCo.com. Thank you, praise football jesus."

He resumes dragging the workout sled out of the conference room.

You are funny please.

# ? Apr 26, 2024 16:07

Jeremor: Jun 1, 2009; Drop Your Nuts

CubicalSucrose posted:

You are funny please.

thank you

# ? Apr 26, 2024 16:09

CubicalSucrose: Jan 1, 2013; Phantom my Opera and call me South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut

Jeremor posted:

thank you

go cocks

# ? Apr 26, 2024 16:12

TheSwizzler: May 13, 2005; LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

NO DQ
TheSwizzler vs Aardvark Barber

4v4 Elimination Match:
CSPAM (Fried Watermelon, Buck Wildman, Lpzie and Bastard Tetris) vs PSP (Shard, Majinfoose, QOP and boxcarhobo)

Maybe They Got it Out of Their System?
Twinky and the Bear vs ram dass in hell and aw frig aw dang it

BIG BOYS
heehee vs One More Fat Nerd vs faantastic

Mixed Tag Team Match
ADTRW (sb hermit and Shinjobi) vs BSS (Saoshyant and Endless Mike)

Tag Team Match
Giggle Bitches (verbal enema and Vox Valentine) vs Merry Meeple Massacre (Snooze Cruise and Leraika)

NieNunb vs Cavauro

Winner Enters the Triple Threat For the Women's Title at Plinkey's Palace
2-out-of-3 Falls
Meowywitch vs Subjunctive

TONTINE DEATHMATCH:
STING64 vs A Special Guest!

TheSwizzler fucked around with this message at 16:54 on Apr 26, 2024

# ? Apr 26, 2024 16:48

One More Fat Nerd: Apr 13, 2007; Mama’s Lil’ Louie; Nap Ghost

I'm not really familiar with how the game works, was the run-in on the no DQ match yesterday a planned thing, or is that just a random chance on certain matches?

# ? Apr 26, 2024 16:51

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

https://voca.ro/1a1drzDvTsws

# ? Apr 26, 2024 17:18

verbal enema: May 23, 2009; onlymarfans.com

GIGGLE BITCHES

Also is Meowy and Sub in their Kaiju forms or will we see them as mortals

# ? Apr 26, 2024 17:33

verbal enema: May 23, 2009; onlymarfans.com

Vox Valentine posted:

https://voca.ro/1a1drzDvTsws

# ? Apr 26, 2024 17:35

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Vox Valentine posted:

https://voca.ro/1a1drzDvTsws

:siren:
click here for the greatest promo in SAW history
:siren:

Find out why everyone on SAW loves Seth!

# ? Apr 26, 2024 17:47

baka of lathspell: Jan 1, 2022

One More Fat Nerd posted:

I'm not really familiar with how the game works, was the run-in on the no DQ match yesterday a planned thing, or is that just a random chance on certain matches?

basically, SAW is rigged by corrupt swizzler & i apply that perspective to run ins. but i don't know for sure

^{join dork order}
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 17:48

Furnaceface: Oct 21, 2004

One More Fat Nerd posted:

I'm not really familiar with how the game works, was the run-in on the no DQ match yesterday a planned thing, or is that just a random chance on certain matches?

Swizz and tawal tried explaining it to me but Im an idiot and I also havnt touched Universe mode. From what I did understand is that wrestlers can have rivalries with each other and the more heated the rivalry the higher the chance of a run in.

Also I cant believe I survived last night.

e: 38 minute long casket match. Undertaker would be proud.

Furnaceface fucked around with this message at 19:20 on Apr 26, 2024

# ? Apr 26, 2024 19:18

TheSwizzler: May 13, 2005; LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

So what happened was that when I rushed the unlocks on showcase, I set it so that button-mashing minigames were extra easy when the AI initiated them, so since the AI was initiating them on each other they could bust out really quickly

# ? Apr 26, 2024 19:31

Cthulu Carl: Apr 16, 2006

Furnaceface posted:

Swizz and tawal tried explaining it to me but Im an idiot and I also havnt touched Universe mode. From what I did understand is that wrestlers can have rivalries with each other and the more heated the rivalry the higher the chance of a run in.

Also I cant believe I survived last night.

e: 38 minute long casket match. Undertaker would be proud.

I'm glad you survived, furnaceface, even though you worship the wrong god (Hockey)

# ? Apr 26, 2024 19:35

Insetik: Mar 30, 2010; MERRY GLIZZMAS

Last night, us Gamers continued our re-rising, our Revengeance if you will. I feel like a new man this new season, dropping people and pinning them like never before. Sidenote, this finals will be the match of three-syllable usernames... Jeremor, Monathin, Hazamuth, Insetik... just one of those cool little things I noticed. Prostars, we'll see you at Plinkey's Palace!

# ? Apr 26, 2024 19:36

TheSwizzler: May 13, 2005; LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

Insetik posted:

Last night, us Gamers continued our re-rising, our Revengeance if you will. I feel like a new man this new season, dropping people and pinning them like never before. Sidenote, this finals will be the match of three-syllable usernames... Jeremor, Monathin, Hazamuth, Insetik... just one of those cool little things I noticed. Prostars, we'll see you at Plinkey's Palace!

Take care of your boy, he's been acting a little strange

# ? Apr 26, 2024 19:37

Cthulu Carl: Apr 16, 2006

TheSwizzler posted:

Take care of your boy, he's been acting a little strange

i can perform an exorcism if need be.

i have read articles and prayed and got the certifications.

# ? Apr 26, 2024 19:42

KungFu Grip: Jun 18, 2008

Erin M. Fiasco posted:

hello

I will represent PSP. I will wield the scepter. I'm ready

Edit: please make my entrance theme Love Etc. by The Pet Shop Boys thank you

Edit Edit: actually if you see this can it be All Over The World by The Pet Shop Boys instead tia

Welcome boss

# ? Apr 26, 2024 20:26

Erin M. Fiasco: Mar 21, 2013; Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!

KungFu Grip posted:

Welcome boss

IT'S BEAUTIFUL :allears:

Thank you!!! I love her. I'm ready to grapple. Scientifically, of course! :science:

# ? Apr 26, 2024 20:50

TheSwizzler: May 13, 2005; LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

Erin M. Fiasco posted:

IT'S BEAUTIFUL

Thank you!!! I love her. I'm ready to grapple. Scientifically, of course!

We're fast-tracking the women's division callups, so you're up next week on Titan!

4-Way Tornado Tag Match
Mod Squad (HelloIAmYourHeart and Erin M. Fiasco) vs BYOB (baka and Zoya) vs Strange Bedfellows (ghosthorse and W.T Fits) vs TG (Maeryln and Coward)

TheSwizzler fucked around with this message at 22:00 on Apr 26, 2024

# ? Apr 26, 2024 20:55

Shard: Jul 30, 2005

KungFu Grip posted:

Welcome boss

kick rear end

# ? Apr 26, 2024 21:19

That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

Erin M. Fiasco posted:

IT'S BEAUTIFUL

Thank you!!! I love her. I'm ready to grapple. Scientifically, of course!

the womens revolution...........

----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

# ? Apr 26, 2024 21:24

Monathin: Sep 1, 2011; ?????????
?

One More Fat Nerd posted:

People might say I won that Battle Royale by using the unethical strategy of Sitting In The Corner, but growing up in Minnesota with 10 brothers and sisters, I learned that sometimes, sitting in the corner is the only way you'll get any peace.

Also I did personally throw like 3 people out.

That match was aces. It was definitely the Skunkrocker and OMFN show, y'all proved you're HUNGRY for it.

Insetik posted:

Last night, us Gamers continued our re-rising, our Revengeance if you will. I feel like a new man this new season, dropping people and pinning them like never before. Sidenote, this finals will be the match of three-syllable usernames... Jeremor, Monathin, Hazamuth, Insetik... just one of those cool little things I noticed. Prostars, we'll see you at Plinkey's Palace!

Hella excited for our PPV, this is the moment Jeremor and I have been training for. Hope you're ready for the fight of your life!

# ? Apr 26, 2024 21:42

Cthulu Carl: Apr 16, 2006

KungFu Grip posted:

Welcome boss

Welcome to the SAW universe.

Do you have some time to talk about our Lord and savior and the dangers of sorcery, witchcraft, and necromancy?

OK, I'll just leave this pamphlet here for you. Have a blessed day.

# ? Apr 26, 2024 21:54

verbal enema: May 23, 2009; onlymarfans.com

is NEON tonight

# ? Apr 26, 2024 23:26

TheSwizzler: May 13, 2005; LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

verbal enema posted:

is NEON tonight

Monday

# ? Apr 26, 2024 23:33

Cthulu Carl: Apr 16, 2006

verbal enema posted:

is NEON tonight

Monday.

It's easy to remember because the name is alliterative.

Monday Meon

# ? Apr 26, 2024 23:34

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

Mean Mat Mondays

You Can Join Something Awful Wrestling Today

Tuesdays and Thursdays at 9pm Eastern on twitch.tv/tha_swizzler

# ? Apr 27, 2024 01:00

Majinfoose: Jul 26, 2007; HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin

KungFu Grip posted:

Welcome boss

The feeling is back

# ? Apr 27, 2024 01:02

Leraika: Jun 14, 2015; Luckily, I *did* save your old avatar. Fucked around and found out indeed.

Welcome to wrasslin', Erin, and so sorry that your first match is against the wonderful TG duo of Coward and THE CHILD.

# ? Apr 27, 2024 05:40

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

KungFu Grip posted:

Welcome boss

Ok well this is one of the best SAW avatars

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

:siren:
click here for the greatest promo in SAW history
:siren:

Find out why everyone on SAW loves Seth!

# ? Apr 27, 2024 13:59

TheSwizzler: May 13, 2005; LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

Our special edition, one-of-a-kind SAWxGreat Value collab hoodie

35,000 SAWBucks

# ? Apr 27, 2024 17:45

Cthulu Carl: Apr 16, 2006

TheSwizzler posted:

Our special edition, one-of-a-kind SAWxGreat Value collab hoodie

35,000 SAWBucks

lol

# ? Apr 27, 2024 18:11

ilmucche: Mar 16, 2016

TheSwizzler posted:

Our special edition, one-of-a-kind SAWxGreat Value collab hoodie

35,000 SAWBucks

my concerns about the price of the hoodie are answered by the name of the hoodie

# ? Apr 27, 2024 18:45

Megamissen: Jul 19, 2022; any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yKZ-Kfy7fg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFGNsWECfWI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KijKhbC0d3Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOkc64nIuag

# ? Apr 27, 2024 21:15

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

i love how there's music. man oh man

# ? Apr 27, 2024 22:01

Monathin: Sep 1, 2011; ?????????
?

Megamissen posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yKZ-Kfy7fg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFGNsWECfWI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KijKhbC0d3Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOkc64nIuag

let's loving go

# ? Apr 27, 2024 22:16

Buck Wildman: Mar 30, 2010; I am Metango, Galactic Governor

Megamissen posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yKZ-Kfy7fg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFGNsWECfWI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KijKhbC0d3Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOkc64nIuag

lol awesome ty

# ? Apr 27, 2024 22:16

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# ? May 8, 2024 08:32

faantastic: Dec 31, 2006; that dude.

buck is my new fav wrestler of all time due to his intro alone.

# ? Apr 28, 2024 00:23

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