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Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH
Devin Hester comes out of retirement, scores a TD on every return, forces the league to change strategy/rules to specifically minimize his ability to impact a game and there will still be people bitching about his HOF induction.

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Docjowles posted:

Unfortunately the best they could do was Josh Reynolds

Man the Broncos pass catching situation is Bad. Maybe this will be the year Tim Patrick avoids a devastating offseason injury



Don't they still have Courtland Sutton? That's still one more good pass catcher than a lot of teams have!

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

all of that happens and then devin hester takes it upon himself to build the hall of devin hester, fully encompassing the pro football hall of fame within its walls. it's a much much larger building. 100,000 people are paid a living wage to go around online talking about how the nfl does not deserve to be in the hall of hester. they'll drown out all other points of view and convert a few along the way

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Hell I'll do it for free

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH
Anything that hides additional Canton real estate behind walls is a good thing so I approve

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Black Sunshine posted:

Anything that hides additional Canton real estate behind walls is a good thing so I approve

So...the Hall of Fame village?

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

Cavauro posted:

all of that happens and then devin hester takes it upon himself to build the hall of devin hester, fully encompassing the pro football hall of fame within its walls. it's a much much larger building. 100,000 people are paid a living wage to go around online talking about how the nfl does not deserve to be in the hall of hester. they'll drown out all other points of view and convert a few along the way

This is Doltos' personal dimension of hell

Woozie66
Sep 8, 2009

I'll wait for the next era
https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1773070134778679375?t=ptTgGVqbWyJv8yDTYdhUsg&s=19

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







thats not bad.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Yeah that’s not bad at all. Good rental. Glad it wasn’t the Jets at that discount

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Dan Morgan doing well so far. Lets see how he drafts

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Is that Clowney’s fifth or sixth team?

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Silly Burrito posted:

Is that Clowney’s fifth or sixth team?

Texans
Seahawks
Titans
Browns
Ravens
Panthers.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Silly Burrito posted:

Is that Clowney’s fifth or sixth team?

Sixth

Texans - Seahawks - Titans - Browns - Ravens - Panthers

e:fb

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Probably means Gilmore is returning to Carolina.

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
Ugh. Totally expected but still a bummer. Clowney's Ravens contract was such an insanely good deal. Unreasonable to hope they could repeat it.

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

The Puppy Bowl posted:

Ugh. Totally expected but still a bummer. Clowney's Ravens contract was such an insanely good deal. Unreasonable to hope they could repeat it.

I'm shocked that he's only stayed more than a single season in Houston and Cleveland.


Edit: and it was a near thing in Cleveland, latter half of his second year he was a dusruption in the locker room.

Comfortador
Jul 31, 2003

Just give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have.

Wait...wait.

I worry what you just heard was...
"Give me a lot of b4con_n_3ggs."

What I said was...
"Give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have"

...Do you understand?

Mega64 posted:

Don't they still have Courtland Sutton? That's still one more good pass catcher than a lot of teams have!

He was just arrested cause the police thought he was Cam Sutton.










(that didn't happen, but it wouldn't surprise me)

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




I thought Cortland Sutton was Cam Sutton for a while and was really confused why everyone kept labling him a DB

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

bring back Kyle Van Noy

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Mystic Stylez posted:

bring back Kyle Van Noy

To the Chargers yeah

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
https://twitter.com/GACPodcast17/status/1773116364820971693?t=SnZm4t8G1TLbbaQo7x0bkA&s=19

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

the chargers should sign jk dobbins, tyler boyd, odell beckham, dalvin cook, kyle van noy, levi wallace. unless they are signed. i didn't say them then

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

I wish Dobbins well cause he seemed like an exciting player, but after ACL and Achilles injuries he might leave you pining for the corpse of Ekeler. Dude’s legs have been through some poo poo

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

This would be pretty funny since JK bitched about Greg Roman to the press, like a lot.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Docjowles posted:

I wish Dobbins well cause he seemed like an exciting player, but after ACL and Achilles injuries he might leave you pining for the corpse of Ekeler. Dude’s legs have been through some poo poo

yeah, he has all the talent on the world, appears to be a good kid and has had the roughest career possible, hopefully he at least manages to play for a few more years if he can't pull a miraculous comeback. wish him all the luck

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

a neat cape posted:

To the Chargers yeah

I think the Chargers already have enough ex-ravens, even if he was an ex-charger before an ex-raven. Titan up

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

FizFashizzle posted:

Probably means Gilmore is returning to Carolina.

I wouldn't hate it

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Mystic Stylez posted:

I think the Chargers already have enough ex-ravens, even if he was an ex-charger before an ex-raven. Titan up

https://twitter.com/KVN_03/status/1771993258840740121

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
I hope Dobbins does well there(if he goes that is). It's weird how the Harbaughs are like polar opposites in personality with John being a guy who just hangs back and doesn't do much while Jim is a very hands on guy. I imagine that will make Roman easier to handle being on a team where the head coach is actually involved in the game.

Kawalimus fucked around with this message at 10:54 on Mar 28, 2024

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Did the Ravens hire the wrong Harbaugh?

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Mega64 posted:

Did the Ravens hire the wrong Harbaugh?

Absolutely.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Docjowles posted:

Unfortunately the best they could do was Josh Reynolds

Man the Broncos pass catching situation is Bad. Maybe this will be the year Tim Patrick avoids a devastating offseason injury
This is Marvin Mims erasure and... it is not surprising because he didnt do much as a rookie last year. But I think he does good things this year, if #error# can air it out to him a bit.

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

This is Marvin Mims erasure and... it is not surprising because he didnt do much as a rookie last year. But I think he does good things this year, if #error# can air it out to him a bit.

Yeah Mims does seem like he could be good. Payton clearly didn’t trust him though he got like 1 touch a game even in a very mid receiver room. So he’s gotta overcome whatever had him on the poo poo list

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Mega64 posted:

Did the Ravens hire the wrong Harbaugh?

Only one of them is 1-0 in Harbowls

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Freaquency posted:

Only one of them is 1-0 in Harbowls

You mean the Jim Harbaugh vs Jim Caldwell/Dean Pees bowl.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

gotta start thinking about wanting the gm and president gone and the owner to sell the team. john harbaugh is just a symptom

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

another 40 y/o john harbaugh is sitting out there waiting for his 20 year run with the baltimore ravens and he's going to get it. then it's another 2 or 3 lucky super bowls at best

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
Reynolds won't be worse than Jerry Jeudy.

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The337th
Mar 30, 2011


Kawalimus posted:

You mean the Jim Harbaugh vs Jim Caldwell/Dean Pees bowl.

Only you could have cope about winning a SB

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