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Borsche69
May 8, 2014

Soul Glo posted:

carson wentz is just so fuckin ugly

hard to look at, disgusting

nipples protruding

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Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


you guys are racist v gingers

Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through

Fat Jesus posted:

you guys are racist v gingers

photoshop his hair whatever and hes still gently caress ugly

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH
Maybe Wentz can be the next Chiefs employee to drive drunk and hurt innocent people with little repercussions!

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Borsche69 posted:

nipples protruding

poo poo which post was that

was that the matt ryan post

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

Intruder posted:

poo poo which post was that

was that the matt ryan post

Trump describing Barney Frank

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

seiferguy posted:

Trump describing Barney Frank

i legit thought there was a tff post i was totally unaware of

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Fat Jesus posted:

you guys are racist v gingers

male gingers are a mistake by nature

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you

Intruder posted:

poo poo which post was that

was that the matt ryan post

Are you thinking of the SAS/MLB post with the pepperoni nipples

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Nodoze posted:

Are you thinking of the SAS/MLB post with the pepperoni nipples

There was some post about matt ryan looking like a 40 year old divorced dad in a sweater or something, I can't remember the details. Guess it wasn't that though!

e: as the person described in said post I'm curious to see it again now :v:

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Fat Jesus posted:

you guys are racist v gingers

women gingers are very pretty

male gingers, not so much

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Intruder posted:

There was some post about matt ryan looking like a 40 year old divorced dad in a sweater or something, I can't remember the details. Guess it wasn't that though!

e: as the person described in said post I'm curious to see it again now :v:

I reposted it last week in the Offseason thread, and the original posts from 2013 (:corsair:) if you want to see the reactions at the time are one of the threads linked in archived/goldmine stuff in the stickied thread.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

women gingers are very pretty

male gingers, not so much

I think this is unfair. You're telling me of these two people only one is very pretty and the other is "not so much"??

vs

i did not google "ginger man". This was the third result, after an AI generated bearded man and a very sketchy looking dude

3 DONG HORSE fucked around with this message at 16:48 on Apr 2, 2024

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


fartknocker posted:

I reposted it last week in the Offseason thread, and the original posts from 2013 (:corsair:) if you want to see the reactions at the time are one of the threads linked in archived/goldmine stuff in the stickied thread.

Who was the original poster, I don’t have archives

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

DeimosRising posted:

Who was the original poster, I don’t have archives

Norv Turner

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

https://twitter.com/FieldYates/status/1775260558448824616?t=a7TnJT5C4sLU35c3IU3O4A&s=19

lol

the Harbaugh brothers endlessly trading players and coordinators

Borsche69
May 8, 2014


Wasn't Ben Mason out of Michigan? You got that connection too I guess

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

fartknocker posted:

I reposted it last week in the Offseason thread, and the original posts from 2013 (:corsair:) if you want to see the reactions at the time are one of the threads linked in archived/goldmine stuff in the stickied thread.

It is very validating that the first folks who recognized the genius of MattRyan.txt were all AFC North posters.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Borsche69 posted:

Wasn't Ben Mason out of Michigan? You got that connection too I guess

Yessir

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Borsche69 posted:

Wasn't Ben Mason out of Michigan? You got that connection too I guess

yes, he played for Jim before being drafted by the Ravens like other players such as Josh Ross (although Josh was an UDFA I think but you know). it's incredible

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

Mystic Stylez posted:

yes, he played for Jim before being drafted by the Ravens like other players such as Josh Ross (although Josh was an UDFA I think but you know). it's incredible

i gotta say, that michigan -> ravens pipeline was not exactly, uh, great. and now with saban gone we can't just draft whatever bama player that drops to us and expect it to work out. ravens bros... its so over

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
The Ravens' best draft picks of the past decade are from Louisville, Oklahoma, and Notre Dame. Not too worried about any specific college pipelines breaking down.

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

The Puppy Bowl posted:

The Ravens' best draft picks of the past decade are from Louisville, Oklahoma, and Notre Dame. Not too worried about any specific college pipelines breaking down.

i was mostly joking. as long as they dont draft any usc quarterbacks, go with whatever player has good tape

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

The Puppy Bowl posted:

The Ravens' best draft picks of the past decade are from Louisville, Oklahoma, and Notre Dame. Not too worried about any specific college pipelines breaking down.

After this upcoming season, add Minnesota to the list of schools.

Danny F is gonna be an all pro.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

The Puppy Bowl posted:

The Ravens' best draft picks of the past decade are from Louisville, Oklahoma, and Notre Dame. Not too worried about any specific college pipelines breaking down.

just remembered that until Patrick Queen in 2020 the Ravens never had drafted a player from LSU and I don't think they drafted another one after him. bizarre

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Ornery and Hornery posted:

After this upcoming season, add Minnesota to the list of schools.

Danny F is gonna be an all pro.

Can't agree. Feeling too burned right now after revisiting the 2021 Goon Draft where I picked Rashod Bateman for the Ravens, a sure thing #1WR out of Minnesota.

Comfortador
Jul 31, 2003

Just give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have.

Wait...wait.

I worry what you just heard was...
"Give me a lot of b4con_n_3ggs."

What I said was...
"Give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have"

...Do you understand?
Stephan Diggs to the Texans, holy smokes they are in a....Bull market.

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1775538193368035788?s=20

bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill
goddamn thats a helluva offensive squad

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

What are the Bills doing

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Hunter and Will Anderson on the edges on defense has got to be one of the most terrifying combos in the league on defense too

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Codependent Poster posted:

What are the Bills doing

Getting rid of a declining player

Ayudo
Mar 30, 2006

Codependent Poster posted:

What are the Bills doing

They went out of there way to get Diggs off their roster.

https://x.com/PFF_Sam/status/1775542218280878334?s=20

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Codependent Poster posted:

What are the Bills doing

:pseudo: The Chiefs won two Super Bowls with meh or questionable wide receiver groups, let’s try that! :shuckyes:

Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS

Codependent Poster posted:

What are the Bills doing
Dumping aging veterans with ambiguous remaining shelf life in order to reload in the next year or two as the dead money comes off.

bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill
I feel like Nico as the true WR1 and Diggs + Tank will open up Diggs worth a bit. Diggs still had almost 1200 yard last season on a down year.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Bills' window has closed. It's smart that the team realized this.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

Bills' window has closed. It's smart that the team realized this.

TBH it's closed no matter if Diggs is on the team or not.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
It's not closed as long as Allen is still there and not washed, but it does seem like they're punting on 2024 to try to reload for 2025

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you
Diggs looked pretty cooked by the end of last year but he might have a spite resurgence left in him

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Borsche69
May 8, 2014

its not necessarily closed cause there's still josh allen. but it does mean that their window is dependent on whether they hit their draft picks year to year

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