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Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH
They deserve to suffer because it's the Broncos but also because they went out and got noted piece of poo poo and mega rear end in a top hat Sean Payton to coach the team.

Then again, they'll probably suck long enough to get Payton fired and be first in line to draft that future hall of fame Manning kid in a few years so I'm screwed no matter what

Black Sunshine fucked around with this message at 05:24 on Mar 30, 2024

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Black Sunshine posted:

They deserve to suffer because it's the Broncos but also because they went out and got noted piece of poo poo and mega rear end in a top hat Sean Payton to coach the team.

Then again, they'll probably suck long enough to get Payton fired and be first in line to draft that future hall of fame Manning kid in a few years so I'm screwed no matter what

If they fire Payton, he can hit DA's rear end with the door as he walks back in.

dingo with a joint
Jan 12, 2019

wrong cow

Silly Burrito posted:

If they fire Payton, he can hit DA's rear end with the door as he walks back in.

it was just a sabbatical with the broncos, we all understand.

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."
ehhh Payton's a good enough coach they probably end up with a mediocre season like 7-10 or something. that's if he can't finagle a qb somehow

A Sneaker Broker
Feb 14, 2020

Daily Dose of Internet Brain Rot
Brees made Payton.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

A Sneaker Broker posted:

Brees made Payton.

He got production out of Teddy, Jameis, and washed Russ. He’s also an insane perfectionist which is what a team like the Broncos needs right now to just instill a basic level of accountability and competence.

A Sneaker Broker
Feb 14, 2020

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https://x.com/JFowlerESPN/status/1774187740541681676?s=20

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Nov 27, 2007

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A Sneaker Broker posted:

Brees made Payton.

They made each other, really.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009


Going all in by signing Zeke.

lol

A Sneaker Broker
Feb 14, 2020

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BlindSite posted:

Going all in by signing Zeke.

lol

quote:

All in, my rear end

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
Zeke is still a pretty useful player. They probably should've never let him go.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

A Sneaker Broker posted:

Brees made Payton.

As someone who watched every snap of Brees in San Diego

No.

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

A Sneaker Broker posted:

Brees made Payton.

Man, people really don't know what a difference a good coach has on a team/players.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Relentlessboredomm posted:

ehhh Payton's a good enough coach they probably end up with a mediocre season like 7-10 or something. that's if he can't finagle a qb somehow

Yeah I agree. I think they'll have a similar year to last year which was 8 and 9. Plus or minus two wins

Panthers are gonna win a maximum of five games imo

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

Play posted:

Yeah I agree. I think they'll have a similar year to last year which was 8 and 9. Plus or minus two wins

Panthers are gonna win a maximum of five games imo

Ah, so back to the status quo for the Tepper Era Panthers

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







No way in hell the panthers get five wins.

As soon as defenses realize bryce still can’t throw deep they’ll stack the box and blitz every down again and things will spiral.

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

FizFashizzle posted:

No way in hell the panthers get five wins.

As soon as defenses realize bryce still can’t throw deep they’ll stack the box and blitz every down again and things will spiral.

Looks like most sportsbooks have them winning at least 5 if you want to profit off your suffering :v: (lol I am not going to float money to a book for like 8 months)

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
Panthers schedule: NFC South x2, NFC East, AFC West, Cardinals, Bears, Bengals

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?
I see two possible wins... maybe.

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

They are a really bad team with a really bad qb, but winning less than 5 games in a 17 game season seems pretty tough to do.

I believe in the panthers though. They can do it.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
It really depends on how good a coach Canales is, and whether Tepper will finally stop meddling with team business.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

bad news on one of those fronts

panthers could very well win 5 games because this league is nonsense and bad teams win random games all the time

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
The NFC South is the most nonsense division in a nonsense league, hell the Panthers could win 8 games and I'd barely blink and just be like, "the NFL, right??"

Also, bet against Tomlin (in the regular season) at your own peril for sure, but this might be the year the Steelers abruptly and totally collapse. If it starts going bad early it'll go real bad with Arthur and Russell's Three Ring Circus. I wouldn't bet their under at the usual -115, but if you gave me like +400 on them winning 5 or fewer games I might take it.

Eric the Mauve fucked around with this message at 22:25 on Apr 1, 2024

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

Obviously injuries and variance and general NFL year over year change… but yeah I agree. Tomlin is gonna get a good season out of his team.
  • upgrades at QB
  • upgrades at OC
  • maybe healthy defense this year
  • slight downgrades at WR (so far)

Just seems like Steelers are a better team than last year, so far :shobon:

Parallax
Jan 14, 2006

they're gonna end up with the exact same record as last year

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Might as well wait and see before we panic with the Panthers. Last year was rock bottom for the franchise. I have no expectations.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

BlindSite posted:

Might as well wait and see before we panic with the Panthers. Last year was rock bottom for the franchise. I have no expectations.

Hey it could still get worse, they won two games last year

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

BlindSite posted:

Might as well wait and see before we panic with the Panthers. Last year was rock bottom for the franchise. I have no expectations.

Panthers might get off to an awful start but could end up one of those teams that figures it out towards the end and ends up winning enough games to screw themselves out of the top pick.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Nothing really matters with the Panthers from.here other than what Canales and Bryce can make work together.

Morgan has signed the best he could, with what he had. The dudes who left did the right thing for their careers.

We'll know in 9 games how the trajectory looks.

Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through
have the panthers traded away the 2025 r1p1 yet

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1774990924738654288?t=Zn4n5aDcawLIXEG9fIqMTw&s=19

Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through
carson wentz is just so fuckin ugly

hard to look at, disgusting

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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april fool??????

the alternative is......

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
Man GMs just can't resist giving a QB that was once a top 5 pick chance after chance after chance until they get so old they need a walker to get to the huddle

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Silly Burrito posted:

april fool??????

the alternative is......

He was cheaper than Blaine Gabbert?

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

fartknocker posted:

He was cheaper than Blaine Gabbert?

Well a two time super bowl champ QB has gotta cost a pretty penny

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

3 DONG HORSE posted:

Well a two time super bowl champ QB has gotta cost a pretty penny

And since Wentz only is a one time champ, he must cost half as much, making him a steal of a signing :shuckyes:

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Nov 27, 2007

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fartknocker posted:

He was cheaper than Blaine Gabbert?

I'd rather Nick Foles, honestly.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Wentz face seems to get more red with each team he joins.

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





fartknocker posted:

He was cheaper than Blaine Gabbert?

Wentz is already red so the Chieps don't have to spend money on a jersey for him

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