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oops. code does not work if you have a trailing blank in field 4
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Mar 5, 2024 14:03
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thread title underspecified I believe you mean that if the code typechecks, ship the code (since it's correct by construction)
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Mar 5, 2024 16:39
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Dijkstracula posted:thread title underspecified that was implied yeah
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Mar 5, 2024 16:41
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call my code Titanic cuz that poo poo always crashes
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Mar 5, 2024 18:33
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sorry this could be better set up to reduce code duplication please abstract everything by about 4 or 5 layers pr rejected
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Mar 5, 2024 18:35
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YOUR CODE A WRONG DO IT AGAIN
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Mar 5, 2024 18:54
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don't forget the prod config is ever so slightly different from staging
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Mar 5, 2024 19:21
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Radio Paranoia posted:don't forget the prod config is ever so slightly different from staging oh also the production and testing devices run separate branched operating system versions and have different modeling and also production and testing output are mutually exclusive and heavily distinct so you can’t test production output on testing devices sorry
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Mar 5, 2024 19:33
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WHY IS THERE BUGS???????? YOU RUIN EVERYTHING
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Mar 5, 2024 19:33
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marketing just added 15 new features, these need to be added asap because we're still shipping on the same date
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Mar 5, 2024 19:39
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putting a meeting on your calendar to discuss this
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Mar 5, 2024 19:43
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Sweevo posted:marketing just added 15 new features, these need to be added asap because we're still shipping on the same date thats right
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Mar 7, 2024 02:57
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weve already committed to our customers, so...
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Mar 7, 2024 02:57
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fart simpson posted:weve already committed to our customers, so... i'm willing to step up and work nights and weekends, making everyone else look bad and permanently lowering the bar for management doing their job 🫡 as long as my raise is 30% of inflation it will all have been worth it
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Mar 7, 2024 03:25
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Don't worry, I expectation set with the PM that time zone support will be a fast follow.
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Mar 7, 2024 05:25
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Mar 7, 2024 06:20
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how about a no code solution, think of all the money you could save without programmers
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Mar 7, 2024 06:44
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remove all files from teh repo except the readme which is just an ascii butt: (_!_)
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Mar 7, 2024 06:52
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please tag your nsfw posts
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Mar 7, 2024 06:53
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Mar 7, 2024 06:54
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teh butts
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Mar 9, 2024 18:46
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Dijkstracula posted:teh butts
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Mar 9, 2024 22:23
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the code doesnt work tho like there is code for the feature, but it does not implement that feature. mostly it just makes the system more brittle for no discernible functionality
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Mar 9, 2024 23:02
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:call my code Titanic cuz that poo poo always crashes call me iceberg slim cuz i'm the reason shipping was a bad idea
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Mar 9, 2024 23:26
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DaTroof posted:call me iceberg slim cuz i'm the reason shipping was a bad idea lmao
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Mar 10, 2024 00:12
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Dijkstracula posted:teh butts
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Mar 10, 2024 04:27
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the CI system says "WARNING: Canary error rate 100% vs Prod 0.001% error rate" probably just a bug in CI, right? OK if I override?
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Mar 10, 2024 19:58
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cheque_some posted:the CI system says "WARNING: Canary error rate 100% vs Prod 0.001% error rate" probably just a bug in CI, right? OK if I override? i love how former coworker used to be a giant stickler about having tests cosistently pass because tolerating even obvious erroneous failures would be an impediment to hiring, and has completely 180ed on caring about this after switching to management
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Mar 11, 2024 04:25
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Qtotonibudinibudet posted:i love how former coworker used to be a giant stickler about having tests cosistently pass because tolerating even obvious erroneous failures would be an impediment to hiring, and has completely 180ed on caring about this after switching to management poo poo changes when you see it from different viewpoints 
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Mar 11, 2024 04:50
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rotor posted:poo poo changes when you see it from different viewpoints does it change? or does your perception of it change. can the observer affect the observed simply by observing???
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Mar 11, 2024 04:53
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fart simpson posted:does it change? or does your perception of it change. can the observer affect the observed simply by observing??? fart pls
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Mar 11, 2024 06:04
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if the chode works....
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Mar 11, 2024 06:21
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that makes no sense. customers ARE a bunch of constantly howling brainless rabid animals that keep asking for treats despite breaking things and making GBS threads everywhere all the time. they are to be tolerated only as long as they keep paying and put down asap otherwise
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Mar 11, 2024 16:13
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just heard back from the customer, apparently the code we shipped is not working?
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Mar 11, 2024 16:18
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Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:that makes no sense. customers ARE a bunch of constantly howling brainless rabid animals that keep asking for treats despite breaking things and making GBS threads everywhere all the time. they are to be tolerated only as long as they keep paying and put down asap otherwise  (this is a very good post/av pairing)
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Mar 11, 2024 18:44
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my homie dhall posted:just heard back from the customer, apparently the code we shipped is not working? clearly they are mistaken and you should inform them that it does work
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Mar 11, 2024 19:51
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will this introduce backwards compat issues for enterprise customers that are 30 major versions behind stable release ?
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Bloody posted:will this introduce backwards compat issues for enterprise customers that are 30 major versions behind stable release ? feature flags and suffering
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