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mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Sniep posted:

i thought she got like half of bills wealth once she divorced him for being a kiddy diddler with epstein

maybe that's just not that much ?

ah forbes was saying $11b this year but maybe they never updated. i saw an article just now that mentioned something about sources saying $76b which would put her just past the richest walton, i guess, but about equal with the rest, they're like in the 60s

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quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


i think a hosed up name for a computer would be "pedophile"

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

you know how some people name their computers after Greek or Roman gods, or characters from tv shows? there’s an apocryphal story where a business named all their servers after computer parts. so you’d have ops people saying poo poo like “it looks like RAM is running out of disk space”, “CPU is getting saturated on SCSI port”, or “services on floppy drive appear to have crashed” constantly

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

MononcQc posted:

you know how some people name their computers after Greek or Roman gods, or characters from tv shows? there’s an apocryphal story where a business named all their servers after computer parts. so you’d have ops people saying poo poo like “it looks like RAM is running out of disk space”, “CPU is getting saturated on SCSI port”, or “services on floppy drive appear to have crashed” constantly

this was charles boyce's datacenter iirc

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through
going to rename my network after yosposters

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through
god drat it 290 you’re slowing down again

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through
i haven’t powered up rotor in months

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
I used to name my machines after minor greek/roman goddesses. it turns out remembering which one was what became pretty much impossible. now I name them “Ubuntu builder”, “pihole”, and “media server”.

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through
mine are just location +
box

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
DESKTOP-FJD42FDN

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

mediaphage posted:

i haven’t powered up rotor in months

real married guy hours

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
am i right or what here fellas?? eh?? eh??

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

rotor posted:

am i right or what here fellas?? eh?? eh??

my desktops don’t get no respect

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

rotor posted:

am i right or what here fellas?? eh?? eh??

she makes up for it with volume

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

mediaphage posted:

my desktops don’t get no respect

so i was usin my desktop the other day and it says “cant install bittorrent.” Bittorrent? Why not? so it says “this program does not adhere to IT and Security guidelines!” no respect, im tellin ya

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


take my wifi please

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Armitag3 posted:

take my wifi please

AtomD
May 3, 2009

Fun Shoe
some-gizmo and latest-fad

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

boxen

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

ec2
droplet
kubernetes

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

kompjuutr

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
compy

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
labtop

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

nintendos

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

macbooks pro

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
naming the servers 1, 2, and 4 then watching everybody try to find 3

Branch Nvidian
Nov 29, 2012



git apologist posted:

macbooks pro

not hosed up, this is the correct way to pluralize multiple macbook computers

Cybernetic Vermin
Apr 18, 2005

presumably it is correct only because lawyers figure that a good way to prevent a brand from becoming a generic descriptor is to enforce grammatical rules which are such dumb poo poo that they could not possibly correspond to a normal word.

Progressive JPEG
Feb 19, 2003

Branch Nvidian posted:

not hosed up, this is the correct way to pluralize multiple macbook computers

don't you mean macbooks computer

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.
macsbook air

Progressive JPEG
Feb 19, 2003

macs big

Branch Nvidian
Nov 29, 2012




so what

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

yeah yeah yeah

Deep Dish Fuckfest
Sep 6, 2006

Advanced
Computer Touching


Toilet Rascal

MononcQc posted:

you know how some people name their computers after Greek or Roman gods, or characters from tv shows? there’s an apocryphal story where a business named all their servers after computer parts. so you’d have ops people saying poo poo like “it looks like RAM is running out of disk space”, “CPU is getting saturated on SCSI port”, or “services on floppy drive appear to have crashed” constantly

when i was in college some motherfucker decided to name all machines in one of the computer labs after aztec gods

real easy to ssh into; all you gotta do is remember that the machine is huēhuehcoyōtl, the god of loving (not to be confused with huēhuehteōtl, the god of old people)

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
its easy to confuse the two :chord:

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this
I named mine donut in honor of my first Xbox’s name it came with

Eeyo
Aug 29, 2004

cray

Arson Daily
Aug 11, 2003

i named everything after cities, rivers and mountains in the state of New Mexico. which isnt really that hosed up i guess

fresh_cheese
Jul 2, 2014

MY KPI IS HOW MANY VP NUTS I SUCK IN A FISCAL YEAR AND MY LAST THREE OFFICE CHAIRS COMMITTED SUICIDE
<racknumber><Unumber>

tile/grid-address

building-room-modelnum

unicode unpronounceable words of foreign languages nobody on site speaks


dave01 through 99, and nobody remembers who dave was at this point

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Edward_Tohr
Aug 11, 2012

In lieu of meaningful text, I'm just going to mention I've been exploding all day and now it hurts to breathe, so I'm sure you all understand.
steve

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