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Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Oh good another warm body at TE!

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Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
He’s getting like 2.5 a year and if he hits something silly like 750 yards or 10 TDs he gets a huge 2mm a year bonus. Other 500k is apparently a 2025 workout bonus. Big whoop

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
He really would be a great backup, honestly. I wouldn’t hate him for a 6/7

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Is it 1 third or 2 thirds for a minority couch being hired away?

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
He wants top dollar based on every interview he gives.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
There are two DTs that’ll get more than him imo

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
I mean, he made a huge trade for Rodgers. That sure seems to be swinging for the fences

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Man. Wilkins being gone sucks so got so drat much but I can’t pay that much. Now when I see contracts like Zach Sieler for similar production

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Gink hurts. Wilkins will be tough to replace but that money is nuts. The rest - good luck elsewhere imo

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Id get tickets for that

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Miamis apparently in talks to sign some DT and Kendall Fuller?

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Apparently it’s DJ reader which makes very little sense so I’m not sure I’m buying it Omar

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

tarbrush posted:

What? He's a good DT and they need one?

Not sure you’ve noticed this thing called the cap but you should check it out!

Reader had tons of interest - he’ll be $

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Hamhandler posted:

DJ Reader played for Anthony Weaver in Houston, he's also extremely on-brand for IDL in this defense. The last couple of years in Baltimore they love sitting a big, power-oriented NT type at 2i in the Nickel on the weakside and just have him kill some bread and butter run concepts that way. Reader might be a priority signing because he's got juice as a pass rusher beyond most guys like that.

He'll probably be expensive but I don't know backload the contract who gives a poo poo.

I forgot about the Anthony Weaver connection.

Guess we’re about to find out

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Rodgers as VP would make Mcafee watchable again at least. Imagine the poo poo he’d leak just for attention

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Arik Armstead to Miami makes some sense too

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Yeah that’s some serious nonsense but i bet folks will eat it up

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Basically “it doesn’t matter what product we put on the field, as long as it covers our optics and firemen Ed’s dumbass is happy”?

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Great move. Bare bones price for a dude who can start a few games and at worst prove to be a high quality backup / swing tackle

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Diva Cupcake posted:

The Miami Dolphins Plan

Surely THIS time it’ll work!!!

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Kendall Fuller is official - 2 years 16.5 million.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Let DJ reader run off. drat.

I wonder if Connor Williams comes back to Miami with a decent salary like 2/18

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Fuller was much better than X last season so I’m happy

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Diggs made the UDFA from Miami look absolutely atrocious

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Pablo Bluth posted:

With Aaron Donald retiring, can I take a moment to remember the greatest Josh Allen play...
https://twitter.com/BryanDFischer/status/1310308338924568576https://twitter.com/UberHansen/status/1768717907385610523
The 15 yard roughing penalty on Josh was worth it.

God dammit.
Josh is so loving cool.

Can’t stand what a trump card that is against me 😡

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
The same dude who called Kendall Fuller said that we’ve got a handshake deal with Connor Williams to return to Miami on a 2-3 year deal at a very fair deal.

Connor is amazing at everything but the snap, and staying healthy. When he plays he’s top tier, so I love this. Really wonder if he’s moving back to guard now that Miami has a real center on the team

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
What type of comp would you even get back?

I saw San Fran being named the favorite for his trade destination but there was no real basis for it. Wonder if there’s no market or if jets are asking for too much

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
drat

https://x.com/flasportsbuzz/status/1769571081092755728?s=20

Can’t imagine you’re going to expect this guy to play let alone start. So much for that pipe dream eh

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Seriously. In a contract year where he proved himself. Hope he recovers enough to atleast play a few more years and get paid

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Lmao yeah what a random thing to just make up

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Good signing esp with it being bonus heavy

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
If you’re making crème brûlée at home you’re amazing and I want to marry you

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Do you really? Is it hard to make? It’s my favorite dessert and I literally…

1- had it the night of that post AND

2- flat out said to my dinner date “this is one of those things I have to order when I’m out because I have zero clue how to make it at home”

So to say I’m jealous is an understatement

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
https://x.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1770546949592146088?s=20

Best i can offer is baseless speculation Miami will draft this dude

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
He’d be coming in as a Cedric Wilson replacement so a 1 year 6 million 3rd receiver

It’s not like they’re bringing him in for a huge contract

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Great signing for essentially 8m for a receiver of that caliber. If his injury ruined him it’s a whatever bet but if he’s back, he’s a stud and will be a great addition.

Huff over Clowney imo

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
31 isn’t too old to be effective just that Huff was a nasty pass rusher

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Phobeste posted:

People wrap up “bad” into one big blanket but in reality there’s
- mad bad (Sean Payton broncos)
- sad bad (browns pre nasty man)
- boring bad (browns post nasty man, pre tyreek dolphins, most of the bills down years, post Brady pats)
- funny bad (that niners interim, buttfumble, seeing ghosts, Zach Wilson, vontae davis)
- mystifying and/or mystical “how could this even happen”/”how could you think anything else would happen” bad (Aaron rodgers Achilles, wide right 2023, Bryce young) [these seem like opposites but actually they’re unified by only happening due to cosmic interference]

The jets have been blessed by consistently staying the last two categories, while most teams that are bad for a while vacillate between all of them

Losing an OL coach because he was caught doing blow on a zoom call with his escort girlfriend is boring?!

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
We’ve purposefully had multiple embarrassing stories come out since then just to flood y’all’s memories

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Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Saleh come be Miamis DC as you’re clearly fated to be

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