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TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Jose posted:

there are tons of crypto advertisers everywhere. isn't one of city's "sponsors" a fake crypto company

I think quite a few of them are fake betting or crypto, yea.

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webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
Is there any other kind of crypto company

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
a chart

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Do they win a trophy for that

franks
Jan 1, 2007

Alcoholism is the only
disease you can get
yelled at for having.

Shocking if true

Akbar
Nov 22, 2004

Hubba-
Hubba.

about the same but a bit better, you say

hermyownee
Jun 5, 2011

Akbar posted:

about the same but a bit better, you say

Inspired choice to include distance covered on the same chart and axis as more minor stats like goals for/against. Really brings the data alive.

Masonity
Dec 31, 2007

What, I wonder, does this hidden face of madness reveal of the makers? These K'Chain Che'Malle?
Makes it pretty clear that goals scored and conceded per 90 are pretty irrelevant stats. Look how tiny those bars are.

I'd say distance covered is the real sign of champions.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
D(km)/90 is the new hot thing that the American advanced stats community is getting sweaty about

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

Akbar posted:

about the same but a bit better, you say

Number of Gabriels (#Gab) remains unchanged. Shows a lack of ambition imo.

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Liverpool fans will be delighted to hear that Alonso has committed to Leverkusen for next year, but Big Wayne remains available

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Jesse Marsch waits for The Call

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Stevie gs time to shine

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


the sex ghost posted:

Jesse Marsch waits for The Call

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

:lol:

brocked
Oct 25, 2005

All shall love me and despair!
I think Woy is available for a triumphant return

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
might stick a cheeky fiver on klopp deciding to stick around when his glorious sacrifice doesn't make any difference whatsoever

The Perfect Element
Dec 5, 2005
"This is a bit of a... a poof song"
I am delighted that actual irl football is back this weekend.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

The Perfect Element posted:

I am delighted that actual irl football is back this weekend.

:hmmyes:

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Liverpool need the tactical prowess of Scott Parker

Masonity
Dec 31, 2007

What, I wonder, does this hidden face of madness reveal of the makers? These K'Chain Che'Malle?
I reckon Southgate might be a decent shout for the 'Pool.

I reckon Big Harry Maguire would be perfect alongside Van Dyke, and it's about time someone brought poor Hendo home.

Gorn Myson
Aug 8, 2007






Gerrard as manager, Lampard as assistant, lets see if they can work together.

nawilo_420
Nov 24, 2021
:redflag:
Chelsea manager Mauricio Pochettino says data shows his side 'should be fourth'
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/68694784

lol

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


What's the expected goal difference per game table look like

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY
I could see Emery at Liverpool tbh

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

nawilo_420 posted:

Chelsea manager Mauricio Pochettino says data shows his side 'should be fourth'
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/68694784

lol

I've been telling you all that football is much better if you work entirely to the secret table that lives in your mind based on what the results would have been if they weren't bullshit

glad to see it catching on

mila kunis
Jun 10, 2011
you don't have to win games to be a winner but (the data says) he is a winner

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Second ACL injury in the space of a couple of weeks

https://twitter.com/NUFC/status/1774429152050917544?t=qJHEJiU3te17WuCfyS2sKA&s=19

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Clubs are going to start paying more for players who’ve already blown their knees up

mila kunis
Jun 10, 2011
e: wrong thread

mila kunis fucked around with this message at 15:12 on Mar 31, 2024

Jean-Paul Shartre
Jan 16, 2015

this sentence no verb


Thanks Ants posted:

Clubs are going to start paying more for players who’ve already blown their knees up

Man City academy to debut player-specific ligament rupture drills

Nuclear Spoon
Aug 18, 2010

I want to cry out
but I don’t scream and I don’t shout
And I feel so proud
to be alive
everton might be hosed

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/68705003

"Everton have reported financial losses of £89.1m in their latest accounts covering the 2022-23 season.

It is the sixth successive year of losses for the Toffees and more than double the £44.7m deficit in 2021-22."

Nuclear Spoon fucked around with this message at 11:56 on Apr 1, 2024

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Depends how much of that is stadium capital which doesn't count for the FAs rules but obviously matters in terms of keeping the company solvent.

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم
In all honesty what will ever be done about City's charges. it really is obscene

Nuclear Spoon
Aug 18, 2010

I want to cry out
but I don’t scream and I don’t shout
And I feel so proud
to be alive
they keep doing more crimes to reset the clock so they can never actually be charged

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
probably nothing in the end but city are fighting it in court instead of accepting the charges so its taking way longer

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Nuclear Spoon posted:

they keep doing more crimes to reset the clock so they can never actually be charged

If they get more than 999 charges then it rolls around and the computer will say there are no crimes when queried

Nuclear Spoon
Aug 18, 2010

I want to cry out
but I don’t scream and I don’t shout
And I feel so proud
to be alive
either that or a kernel pannick error

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Jose posted:

probably nothing in the end but city are fighting it in court instead of accepting the charges so its taking way longer

turns out if you shred all the documents, don't write down mycrimes.txt in a WhatsApp group, and tell the investigators to contact the world's highest paid lawyers instead of a knucklehead former footballer you appointed CEO for some reason, the footballing authorities are at a loss for what to do next

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Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Nuclear Spoon posted:

either that or a kernel pannick error

What's the number where a 32-bit integer overflows? City are going for that.

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