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Hyrax Attack! posted:Obligatory Stories from Rent to Own: https://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/stories-from-renttoown/1/ I remember reading this many years ago and realizing that USA is modern hell
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Hyrax Attack! posted:Obligatory Stories from Rent to Own: https://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/stories-from-renttoown/1/ This is just an rear end in a top hat harassing poor people for profit, absolutely disgusting poo poo
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Mar 10, 2024 10:59
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gently caress the poorz
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Three Olives posted:
Is that real? A second tv for sports tickers and ads?
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Mar 10, 2024 19:15
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it’s only twenty extra bucks a week
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Mar 10, 2024 19:16
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Lets go Purdue!!
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Take the plunge! Okay! posted:This is just an rear end in a top hat harassing poor people for profit, absolutely disgusting poo poo Yeah I read the first story and it isn't funny at all? caleb fucked around with this message at 20:10 on Mar 10, 2024 |
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Mar 10, 2024 19:21
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welcome to the something awful forums
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Mar 10, 2024 20:02
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I want an epic tv for pizza ads exclusively
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Mar 10, 2024 20:34
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rent a center must be stopped and I'll sacrifice as many lives as needed to achieve it
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I really want RFDtv so I can watch Hee Haw reruns edit: lol https://www.rentacenter.com/en/jewelry/c/8001
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Hyrax Attack! posted:Obligatory Stories from Rent to Own: https://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/stories-from-renttoown/1/ Wow I hate absolutely everything about this. https://www.rentacenter.com/en/elec...ntOption=weekly Too poor to afford that pro streaming setup so you can get those big easy YouTube bucks? My soul hurts. Just out of curiosity I looked up what it would cost to furnish an apartment with appliances similar or slightly shittier than what I have at home and you'd be paying 1200/mo for years. I only picked 12 items so you could easily buy one appliance a month and just own that poo poo outright. Everything has some inferior good you could obtain cheaply from goodwill or something to get you by until you replaced it. Internet Old One fucked around with this message at 23:48 on Mar 10, 2024 |
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Haptical Sales Slut posted:Is that real? A second tv for sports tickers and ads? https://www.telly.com/ Yes, it is real, I would totally get one and pay the $500 to buy it outright for not having it slurp data if I could hack the second display. I have a thing for extra data displays though... 
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Three Olives posted:https://www.telly.com/ You need to find some gay guys to help you decorate your house.
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Internet Old One posted:You need to find some gay guys to help you decorate your house. It’s the office, you can only access it through the bedroom, no one sees it. 
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Three Olives posted:https://www.telly.com/ Turn off your monitors.
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Three Olives posted:https://www.telly.com/ New phone sizes are really getting out of control, can't believe you have to hang yours on your wall.
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The Loin King posted:gently caress the poorz Really? You think I got a chance? 
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Is anyone sure 3O is really gay? 3O how many times have you tried looking at straight porn? What happened?
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I'm not even sure triple-o is.
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By popular demand posted:I'm not even sure triple-o is. Triple-O or oOo is an undercover secret agent who uses various smart gadgets to protect freedom and democracy from Russian gangsters. The latest installment in the series is oOo: State of the Toaster
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Mar 12, 2024 22:44
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Internet Old One posted:Is anyone sure 3O is really gay? We're not even sure 3O isn't the smart toaster's AI
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i heard three olives's famed "smart toaster" was actually rent to own and the place repoed it when he missed too many payments, pass it on
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