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Camilla shall never be Queen! Not while young Prince Harry yet lives.
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drat, I remember like 15 years ago talking with a coworker and being all like "Charles is going to be king for like 10-15 years tops before he kicks the bucket". Turns out it might be like 10-15 months.
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Mar 31, 2024 05:16
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I hope Prince Andrew and Prince Harry both call their bannermen and go to war.
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Mar 31, 2024 05:20
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i hope prince andrew falls in a horse manure trough and cant get out
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Mar 31, 2024 05:21
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Alan Smithee posted:i hope prince andrew falls in a horse manure trough and cant get out put some armor on him and push him in face-first so he can go out Frederick Barbarossa style
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Mar 31, 2024 05:32
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I'd watch a show about feudalism or whatever set in the modern day.
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Mar 31, 2024 05:34
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Jimbone Tallshanks posted:I'd watch a show about feudalism or whatever set in the modern day. eh, I don't have much patience for the news
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Mar 31, 2024 05:36
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mote like... futilism
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Visions of Valerie posted:eh, I don't have much patience for the news This would be less corporate-owned dystopia and more "What if Jamie Lannister was an ace fighter pilot"
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Mar 31, 2024 06:05
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AlmightyBob posted:moat like... flotsam
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Mar 31, 2024 06:08
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Anderson Koopa posted:I saw a report Charles has pancreatic cancer. They also claim there may be a succession crisis. Pancreatic cancer would explain Kate's prolonged stay in hospital and extended recovery.
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Mar 31, 2024 09:16
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can’t wait for the EU to drone strike buckingham palace to prevent the royal cancer metastasizing into another age of imperialism
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Mar 31, 2024 09:27
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wesleywillis posted:drat, I remember like 15 years ago talking with a coworker and being all like "Charles is going to be king for like 10-15 years tops before he kicks the bucket". Turns out it might be like 10-15 months. I wonder how much actual child blood they pump into him daily to keep his husk animate.
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Mar 31, 2024 16:01
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None, prince Andrew keeps the royal child reserve strictly for himself
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Mar 31, 2024 16:10
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Prince andrew is NOT a pedophile, the 15 million he paid to an underage girl he never once met to settle such claims are proof this is the case.
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Mar 31, 2024 16:54
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i think all the princes should marry each other
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Mar 31, 2024 16:56
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Drone_Fragger posted:Prince andrew is NOT a pedophile, the 15 million he paid to an underage girl he never once met to settle such claims are proof this is the case. *lack of sweating intensifies*
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Mar 31, 2024 17:11
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So did Kate show up to grace us with an early spring or what?
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Mar 31, 2024 17:32
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she is at home with the children doing normal easter things such as boiling normal eggs and painting normal faces on the normal eggs with the normal children EVERYTHING IS NORMAL AND SHE IS NOT DEAD 
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Mar 31, 2024 18:02
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This might belong in the uncomfortable truths thread, but I'm dropping it here. If you wonder why some Americans are so invested in the British royalty, it's the same reason so many are into professional sports.
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The Bible posted:This might belong in the uncomfortable truths thread, but I'm dropping it here. professional sports at least has the excuse the players are hot and in shape. ol sausage fingers doesn't fit that mold.
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Apr 1, 2024 01:35
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i watch professional sports, quivering with anticipation over which player is going to die next
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...so, NASCAR?
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Das Boo posted:So did Kate show up to grace us with an early spring or what? Kate's still with Hades and is having a lovely time. She should be back in the next few weeks. 
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R.L. Stine posted:i watch professional sports, quivering with anticipation over which player is going to die next Similar, not exact. Most people I know become emotionally distraught for days if "their" team loses, despite it having literally no impact on their lives. Except for the gamblers of course. Hmm. Do people gamble on royal deaths/births?
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Apr 1, 2024 01:45
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It's got to be a popular deadpool
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Jimbone Tallshanks posted:It's got to be a popular deadpool You could also bet on birth dates, genders, gender changes maybe as a longshot bet. The more I consider it, the more I'm sure this must be a thing.
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Apr 1, 2024 01:50
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seems really easy to rig there are probably loads of road tunnels in europe
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R.L. Stine posted:seems really easy to rig there are probably loads of road tunnels in europe The deaths or the births?
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Apr 1, 2024 01:57
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King Charles should become a vigilante crime fighter because he has nothing to lose
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Agent Escalus posted:
Aww man that sucks, she was loving great on that show Edit: Kate didn't actually show up for Easter services? Who could've seen that coming... MakaVillian fucked around with this message at 23:56 on Apr 1, 2024 |
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The Bible posted:This might belong in the uncomfortable truths thread, but I'm dropping it here. i can dunk in the same way I can buy a castle yes
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John Wick of Dogs posted:King Charles should become a vigilante crime fighter because he has nothing to lose King Charles has completely disrupted organized crime in the UK by flooding the market with the highest quality pure blue meth they've ever seen. He doesn't have long want wants to make sure he leaves his family with the trillions they need to maintain their standard of living.  What's my name? His Royal Highness, Charles the Third, by the Grace of God of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and of His other Realms and Territories, King, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith. You're goddamn right.
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Apr 2, 2024 01:21
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And his brother Andrew, defender of the Pitcairn islands
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counterfeitsaint posted:
He's a Majesty now, not a Royal Highness. Zeniel posted:And his brother Andrew, defender of the Pitcairn islands lol
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is she still missing? has anyone actually seen her?
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Cassette Moodcore posted:is she still missing? has anyone actually seen her? presumed dead at this point unfrotunatwly
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So hold on this really famous person disappeared and is probably dead... is anyone actually doing anything about it, or are we just going to keep going and it'll be like having a ghost runner on base?
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A replacement kate middleton is already in place, everything is under control
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Time_pants posted:So hold on this really famous person disappeared and is probably dead... is anyone actually doing anything about it, or are we just going to keep going and it'll be like having a ghost runner on base? Do you miss her? Did you notice her before she mysteriously vanished in a cloud of intrigue? No? Then get over it.
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